Experience Description: I contacted Elisa to see if she would be available, and she was very nice. I called her a few hours later to set up a meeting and she said she needed more than 30 minutes notice (45-60 minutes) so she could walk her dogs (first weird thing that happened). By the way the dogs are very beautiful and cool. I was told to call back when I approached a certain street. When I called back from the intersection there was no answer. Right after I got her voicemail she called me back claiming she was in the shower; I mean - in the shower (LOL!) - talking on her cell phone (2nd weird thing that happened). Also, she hung up on me about 4, maybe 5, times from the very first call, claiming her battery was going dead (this was a lie). She asked me to buy some booze and I agreed (). When I arrived her private apartment, she told me to let myself in and make myself at home because she was still in the bathroom (WOW! still in there at this point about an hour). She had over 50 minutes notice of our appointment at this point, maybe longer (3rd weird thing that happened). When I let myself in the dogs barked, but were harmless and one warmed up to me right away. LOL! they accidently got out and she had to call them in while in her bath coat. I sat in her living room watching TV petting the dog for approximately 15 more minutes waiting for her to finish up in the bathroom (4th weird thing). When she came out she was in a bra and panties only, and she asked me if this was ok. This was not ok, but what choice did I have? She made me a nice drink from the booze I purchased, and we proceeded to try cuddling on the sofa which started out nice for about 2 minutes. Normally I take care of business as soon as I walk in the door, but with all the distractions and waiting it seemed awkward to do so and she seemed to trust me. But, she turned on the show Jeopardy and began watching it (5th weird thing and the main turn off). I think she figured she could take control of me at my expense. At this point the meeting was turning for the worst as you can imagine, but I kept quiet on my feelings hoping I could turn things around. After about 5 minutes of cuddling on the sofa watching Jeopardy, she just got up and called me to her bedroom. This is not what I wanted. I wanted some BBBJ while I relaxed on the sofa but I had no say in the matter. But, in an effort to improve the time I complied and followed her. When in the bedroom she asked me to take care of business and I began to stupidly comply while I stated what I enjoyed. She also tried to turn on some jazy country music which was a huge - HUGE - turn off (she was actually at her stereo for about 5 minutes looking for songs. This is when she told me she could not kiss or do any type of BJ (covered or uncovered) due to a cold sore she had. She told me, I forgot to tell you, and that I could reschedule our meeting if I wanted. Then she went back into the bathroom for another 5 to 6 minutes. At this point I was ready to leave. How much time did she need in the bathroom? This lady definately has some mental problems to watch out for. When she was in the bathroom I got ready to leave. When she came out I explained in a very polite way that this was not working out and I was uncomfortable and ready to leave. She became noticeably upset, going back in the bathroom. When I was near her front door leaving, she tried to get me to pay some money and I politely refused, but told her she could keep the dollars in booze I had purchased (as though I had a choice). When I was leaving I shut the door softly and it didn't quite close so the dogs got out again (LOL!). She came outside to get the dogs, which was no big deal (this obviously happens often), and yelled at me that I let her dogs out and that she was going to report me (report me for what??? Nothing happened). Perplexed, I hurried away as quickly as possible hoping she wouldn't do anything crazy, which I believe if someone were to get into any type of arguement with this lady they would be in for some trouble. Be careful guys. I see some good reviews, but I am a calm easy going gentleman that tried my best to have a good time and got tired of trying.

Experience Description: Talked over the phone a couple time, traded emails Nothing quite like driving from North Denver to Dry Creek Road and I25 during rush hour for the hell of it. No similarity or connection exists between Ms Madison and Melinda Madison.

Experience Description: Though I had sessions with this girl before and I will say she certainly provides good services, if you do plan on seeing her, INCALL ONLY (if you actually manage to get a hold of her). As I stated in a prior review, she's a little bit on the ditzy side and doesn't manage her time very well. For the few sessions I did have with her, when she says she'll "be over in 20 minutes", set your clock for 2 hours. However this last occasion, she kept telling me that excuse for over 7 hours before I eventually said nevermind, I'll find someone else.

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Experience Description: Decided to take one for the team. Nice girl but didn't have a great experience with her. Went over to a shitty motel to meet her. Place smelled like she just smoked up. She hadn't showered in a while. I have a hard time getting in the mood when sometime smells so bad. I wouldn't see her again and I wouldn't recommend her either.

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Experience Description: I had been playing phone/text tag with Sasha for a few weeks. She had always seemed sweet and sincere. Anyways, we finally made an appointment that worked for the both of us even though you could tell she had a cold. I was very excited as I have read her reviews. So, standard 2 call system. I called when I was close and it went straight to voicemail. I waited and tried again with the same result. I texted her and she replied she was running 10 minutes late. I asked if she would be freshened up and how long it would take. She told me of course and offered a discount and she wouldn't be long. Well after 20minutes I left. She sent a text 30 mins after the appointed time saying she was ready. I told her I really wanted to see her but wasn't worth 30 mins of my time. She apologized again and told me her schedule doesn't always work out. That's when I told her "you double booked" She claimed it was a mix up and thought her client wanted a hhr. I told her she should have explained the situation to either me or him to avoid the confusion and that I either wanted a better discount or she could contact me tomorrow before she started working and we could make another appointment. I'm super disappointed, I really wanted to see her but, at this point I would never call her again.

Experience Description: Decided to check out the Denver Backpage scene on a very slow Sunday. This (apparently) new girl seemed like a good bet for a diamond in the rough. Easy to set up at a midrange hotel in DTC. She looks good, and is the girl in the pictures. She seemed nice enough. Alas, it wasn't a very good session. She kept her top on, because of skin problems, so if you want to play with the boys, forget about it. She was pleasant, but very mechanical and not really interested in any sort of foreplay. So I moved from self service to the main event, and I might as well have been with a lifesized doll. I just wasn't into it and couldn't even finish. I guess I'm not sure I should call her 3G because she didn't rush me or anything, but the whole episode wasn't erotic or sexy at all so I just left.

Experience Description: called sheryl lynn without reading any reviews, and sorry i did. I told her I was driving from DTC and needed directions to her place she said i dont know the area, then she gave me her address and said gps it, we agreed on a 3:00 time i drove an hour and a half up there with traffic and i called to let her know i had arrived in longmont at 2:45 and she said i should have been there earlier and she had to go and wouldnt see me. a total waste of time and money on this gal. notice how she puts her kids pictures in her ads? real classy!

Experience Description: This lady stole out of my wallet so i'm not too happy. Total ripoff!!!!

Experience Description: Got a hold of Diamond when another session I scheduled fell through, she responded quickly and arrived in a timely manner. However timeliness is probably her best quality. She advertises as being 26 but she looks a bit older in person, as for her services; my session with her seemed mechanical and she wasn't very responsive but considering other people had positive experiences with her, YMMV. Overall, I found her to be a reliable last resort should your other plans fail, but she doesn't give the best service for price she asks for.

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Experience Description: One word to describe her is lazy not worth you time promise you’ll leave disappointed

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Experience Description: set up a time to meet with her and confirmed for sometime in the afternoon. drove a long way from where i was to get there. i called initially with no answer but she later called me back and said her landlord was there and would be another 15-20 min. which i was fine with. i text her back after 25 to see if it was inconvenient that i could try to come back another time. didn't receive anything back for another may 10-15 min. i then decided to take off and she later told me there were going to be workers in her place fixing something til later on in the evening. if i hadn't just left would've been waiting for my whole "session" and more but she did offer me a discounted rate. i text her to try to confirm the time for same day and asked if the workers are going to be there longer or whatever the case is to let me know. didn't get a reply for hours and finally just gave up. wasn't in the mood after driving 40 mins. waiting 40-50 mins and driving back 40 minutes.

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Experience Description: First, let's talk about what she looks like. Stick legs, big gut, stick arms. Kinda like a grandma. The gut is weird. Well, I get to her motel room and she starts off by saying "I'm not in any kind of hurry" and I say "Then I'll take things slow as well" and we continue chatting. After talking for a bit, she INSISTS on giving me a massage. I didn't even really want a massage, but I have to be honest, she has good skills. Then we get to CBJ and she's just so awkward with putting on the condom. Then blowjob and missionary, She wouldn't do other positions. Then it was just total 3Gs. I asked her, "I thought you weren't in a hurry?" and she starts talking about how I only paid for half an hour and blah blah blah and she has other appointments.