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onemansplan

Member Since 8/17/15

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
Crystal Bliss Yes 56 6/14/19
Seen on 6/8/19
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: What an amazing lady. I would describe the experience as otherworldly, transcending reality. I would describe Crystal as an artist, a goddess, a healer. If your body was a canvas, her body is her brush, her energy is her paint, and every session she creates a masterpiece. I recommend going for a longer session and letting the world fade away.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 30C-25-32
Autumn of Aurora Yes 61 4/4/19
Seen on 3/14/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Autumn is amazing. This is the closest to a proper nuru massage that I've had in Denver. She knows how to work that mature body of hers (still in good shape). Sometimes conversationally she's a bit down - no doubt she's been through some shit - but I would just say "hey can we talk about something else" and then switch topics. You know, women, maybe it's just cause I have seen her a bunch and she's comfortable with me now. But in terms of service she's willing to get you down with dirty talk and sensuality and her sliding. Also shower available after to take care of the oil haha


Age: 40 Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Gray Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-24-28
Bella.ocho So-So 25 4/4/19
Seen on 3/2/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: There's so much going well for this girl, it's difficult to write this review. Great location, gorgeous woman, nice conversation, amazing massage (CMT level), but what could be wrong then, you may say, onemansplan that sounds like everything I want in a provider! Well, I had two problems: 1 - she only does nuru on the back. It's pretty tame, and when I inquired about not being on the front she said verbatim "That seems like too much" . . . 2 - the end was ok. Shes not the most sensual or erotic. Not much of dirty talk or eye contact or really anything. I liked the girl enough, but I just wanted to give a fair warning to anyone looking for what I was looking for.


Age: 28 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 28C-29-N/A
REBUTTAL:

Hello???? sorry you were disappointed because I don’t “dirty talk” but that’s not something I ever said that I offer or do haha. As far as the session being “so-so” it’s unfortunate you felt that way because I’ve had nothing but great reviews from day one! Clearly you wanted something more. I’m sexy , extremely nice , Phenomenal body none rushed.

Kylee AKA Ginger Yes 14 9/25/18
Seen on 9/1/18
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=274599

Experience Description: Sometimes I feel like with this hobby you have to pick 2 out of the 3 fields: looks, willingness, and attitude. With Kylee you get all 3!


Age: 26 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Lots Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-29-36
Aprilfrmokc Yes 31 2/18/18
Seen on 2/14/18
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://www.eccie.net/member.php?u=396854

Experience Description: April is a sweet girl who takes direction well and enjoys what she does. No dfk...Treat a girl right and she will show you her pearl. YMMV, of course, but I would recommend showing up clean and trimmed.


Age: 19 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
Kendra-8416 Yes 1 5/3/17
Seen on 4/27/17
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://denver.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/the-bored-naughty-housewife/32872897

Experience Description: We met late and she met me outside for a smoke (I think this was a screening effort). The we walked inside and up to her room chatting the whole time. Communication is strong with Kendra. If you treat her well, you will be treated well. She has aged really well. Very flirty and fun to be around. Can't wait to see her again! Possibly a strong chemistry match so YMMV. FYI she doesn't post often and prefers regulars.


Age: 47 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32B-N/A-N/A
FallontheFelon Yes 2 4/23/17
Seen on 4/8/17
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://denver.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/discrete-to-meet-sexy-kinky-playmate/34710703

Experience Description: Roleplayed, she got into it, fun time!


Age: 28 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-31-36
Lizzie-6230 No 1 5/10/15
Seen on 5/6/15
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: First, let's talk about what she looks like. Stick legs, big gut, stick arms. Kinda like a grandma. The gut is weird. Well, I get to her motel room and she starts off by saying "I'm not in any kind of hurry" and I say "Then I'll take things slow as well" and we continue chatting. After talking for a bit, she INSISTS on giving me a massage. I didn't even really want a massage, but I have to be honest, she has good skills. Then we get to CBJ and she's just so awkward with putting on the condom. Then blowjob and missionary, She wouldn't do other positions. Then it was just total 3Gs. I asked her, "I thought you weren't in a hurry?" and she starts talking about how I only paid for half an hour and blah blah blah and she has other appointments.

Gypsy-4037 Yes 5 5/10/15
Seen on 5/6/15
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: What an awesome girl! I loved getting down and dirty with this girl, she genuinely enjoys sex.