Experience Description: I contacted Elisa to see if she would be available, and she was very nice. I called her a few hours later to set up a meeting and she said she needed more than 30 minutes notice (45-60 minutes) so she could walk her dogs (first weird thing that happened). By the way the dogs are very beautiful and cool. I was told to call back when I approached a certain street. When I called back from the intersection there was no answer. Right after I got her voicemail she called me back claiming she was in the shower; I mean - in the shower (LOL!) - talking on her cell phone (2nd weird thing that happened). Also, she hung up on me about 4, maybe 5, times from the very first call, claiming her battery was going dead (this was a lie). She asked me to buy some booze and I agreed (). When I arrived her private apartment, she told me to let myself in and make myself at home because she was still in the bathroom (WOW! still in there at this point about an hour). She had over 50 minutes notice of our appointment at this point, maybe longer (3rd weird thing that happened). When I let myself in the dogs barked, but were harmless and one warmed up to me right away. LOL! they accidently got out and she had to call them in while in her bath coat. I sat in her living room watching TV petting the dog for approximately 15 more minutes waiting for her to finish up in the bathroom (4th weird thing). When she came out she was in a bra and panties only, and she asked me if this was ok. This was not ok, but what choice did I have? She made me a nice drink from the booze I purchased, and we proceeded to try cuddling on the sofa which started out nice for about 2 minutes. Normally I take care of business as soon as I walk in the door, but with all the distractions and waiting it seemed awkward to do so and she seemed to trust me. But, she turned on the show Jeopardy and began watching it (5th weird thing and the main turn off). I think she figured she could take control of me at my expense. At this point the meeting was turning for the worst as you can imagine, but I kept quiet on my feelings hoping I could turn things around. After about 5 minutes of cuddling on the sofa watching Jeopardy, she just got up and called me to her bedroom. This is not what I wanted. I wanted some BBBJ while I relaxed on the sofa but I had no say in the matter. But, in an effort to improve the time I complied and followed her. When in the bedroom she asked me to take care of business and I began to stupidly comply while I stated what I enjoyed. She also tried to turn on some jazy country music which was a huge - HUGE - turn off (she was actually at her stereo for about 5 minutes looking for songs. This is when she told me she could not kiss or do any type of BJ (covered or uncovered) due to a cold sore she had. She told me, I forgot to tell you, and that I could reschedule our meeting if I wanted. Then she went back into the bathroom for another 5 to 6 minutes. At this point I was ready to leave. How much time did she need in the bathroom? This lady definately has some mental problems to watch out for. When she was in the bathroom I got ready to leave. When she came out I explained in a very polite way that this was not working out and I was uncomfortable and ready to leave. She became noticeably upset, going back in the bathroom. When I was near her front door leaving, she tried to get me to pay some money and I politely refused, but told her she could keep the dollars in booze I had purchased (as though I had a choice). When I was leaving I shut the door softly and it didn't quite close so the dogs got out again (LOL!). She came outside to get the dogs, which was no big deal (this obviously happens often), and yelled at me that I let her dogs out and that she was going to report me (report me for what??? Nothing happened). Perplexed, I hurried away as quickly as possible hoping she wouldn't do anything crazy, which I believe if someone were to get into any type of arguement with this lady they would be in for some trouble. Be careful guys. I see some good reviews, but I am a calm easy going gentleman that tried my best to have a good time and got tired of trying.