Posted July 19, 2014 Sorry this happened to you...a woman did that to my sheets in Vegas hotel and I didn't realize that till morning ! thanks to the alcohol lol(she wasn't a provider) So you had tacos for lunch? Taco's had you around 3? Please do the decent thing and ask to take a quick shower instead of leaving streaks on the sheets!!!! *drops mic* Thank you for the laugh. Oh yeah? Well I vacuum my hair and bleach my asshole every morning. Baby wipe is not enough . I .... until it happened to me! Good lord! Doesn't everyone use soap and water or a baby wipe when you poo? ewwwww 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2014 omg im sorry thats horrible... i had something like this happen before too damn hershey highways on my blanky lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 25, 2014 Where is Destiny when you need her? She has covered this fertile territory more than once. This is another reason why I can't fathom how in the world the ladies manage to do this job. As for grooming, I practically steam clean myself prior to arrival. It's the least I can do. Oh God no destiny, please stay away from this thread. I know you will post a pic, I, like a fool will click on it, and then I will be in therapy for a year. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 25, 2014 Oh God no destiny, please stay away from this thread. I know you will post a pic, I, like a fool will click on it, and then I will be in therapy for a year. Destiny is MIA from the board. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 26, 2014 If a guy refuses to take a shower I refuse to give a bbbj. Eventually he gets in the shower believe me.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 27, 2014 Ah, jeez, a little poop ain't gonna kill you. Sex involves the exchanges of body fluids. Some are a little less fluid than others. I don't throw a - no pun intended - shit fit each and every time I pull my dick out of a girl's ass and there's a little chocolate reminder on it. This just in: Sex is messy and dirty. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
