turtlerabbit

I would think it would be a per-listing attribute, rather than a profile setting, because I've noticed the same providers sometimes are incalls and sometimes outcalls. I'm a patient turtle, and will happily wait for those special occasions.

Yeah, I have done outcall exactly once and that was to a hotel while traveling on business. Way back at the beginning of my hobby days. Not a great decision on my part. What I really want is a way to filter listings for incalls only.

Smoking is a total deal breaker for me. And I can always tell... No amount of mouthwash will make a difference. I'm not sure I could have been as polite as HH was, given the circumstances. But it's also the first screening question I ask.

Of course, but it never hurts to make a feature request.

While I understand that there's a rule now about having a reference before you can post a review, it would be nice if the review would just stay pending while you're waiting for the reference, rather than just being denied, so you have to go back and remember what you wrote and try again.

Stop bitching and moaning :-P Just kidding, of course!

I wonder if she just refuses to see people who won't complete her screening process - that is, by sending pictures? On the other hand, I wonder if she's a weird middle aged dude collecting photos for weird purposes?

You may be the only one from there on this board... Tell your fellow local hobbyists and providers!

I think I'm going to come back and re-read this fantasy thread periodically. It does get the blood pumping!

Well, if the guys all show up and the ladies get to choose among us, then I like my chances! It'd be like a reverse lineup!

This one, obviously! :-) I think Miss Tongue is referring to New England, the forum in which we are posting. And in answer, if you click on "Listings", then click "Search", under "Location", you can click "Change", then choose a state, like "Connecticut". "Vermont" and "New Hampshire" don't appear to have any listings or profiles, but maybe Miss Tongue will be the first!

Once upon a time.... although that was purely social, not business. No awkwardness for me, but then I'm completely comfortable in situations like that. Sharing partners isn't any more awkward than passing around a bottle of booze.

Gah! If someone said anything like that over the phone, I'd say "Sorry, I must not have understood what we were talking about, thanks anyway!" Repeat after me: "Payment is for time and companionship only."

Shooting video is *work*. Making a film that is actually enjoyable later requires shooting and reshooting, from bizarre uncomfortable angles with the camera person invading your space. And then hours of editing. Casually filming an encounter can be fun, but don't expect useful results... the best you should hope for is a reminder of what you experienced at the time.

For what it's worth, there are many people where, if you text more than one question, you only get an answer to one of them, because those people are in too much of a hurry to pay attention, read the whole message, then respond to each point. This behavior is not limited to providers... also applied to engineers, doctors, friends, etc. My point is that I wouldn't necessarily consider that time wasting, as we've been trained that it's the only way to actually get answers in a lot of cases.

On her web site, she insists her pictures are real... Maybe you should reach out to her and suggest she update them?

I hate body hair in general - on anyone, including myself. I also hate shaving. But I trim. You do you, but I don't want your hair stuck in my teeth.

Mouthwash is great, but be aware that some folks simply cannot use an alcohol based one... for example, those who have run afoul of Colorado's 0.05% legal limit and have extra equipment installed in their car by the state. Instead, try one of the alcohol free versions.

The best wine for pizza like that is Lambrusco. You can occasionally find a 1.5L bottle of Riunite Lambrusco for under $10. That's like two standard bottles at $5 a piece. Sweet, bubbly, it's the perfect instant Italian pairing!

I'm sure you're just advertising for the ladies... but if not, add me to your queue!

Those are vague Boulder references, but since we're not allowed to discuss any of this here, I think it's moot.

Good looking, well educated gentleman available for dates, weddings, family events, work parties, formal galas, and any other occasion that requires a charming companion with the skills to be whoever you might need on your arm for the evening.

That would be hysterical... I'm pretty sure everyone knows I used to work in the adult industry and would be like "so, what?"

Maybe people realized they were way over-priced? I visited once, many years ago, and never returned.

For Boulderites, even Westminster is really far. But DTC is basically out of the question. After an hour or more of sitting in traffic, I wouldn't be any fun anyway.