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For those of you saying "no more than a drink or two", keep in mind that the limit in CO is 0.05%, not 0.08% like many other places. And the "common wisdom" of "one drink per hour" is actually "one drink per three hours" - and most individual drinks are actually closer two "standard drinks". So if you have had a drink in less than three hours, you're almost certainly over the legal limit. By the time you feel ANYTHING, you're already over the limit. And Colorado law doesn't allow DAs to cut you a break. Not worth the risk. If you drive - then no drinks at all. If you can afford our hobby, you can afford a Lyft. Be safe everyone!

Wouldn't that be nice! Did you have any luck?

I'm definitely in the au naturale group - I'm generally not a fan of makeup, and perfume is second only to smoking as a deal breaker. If I'm just showing up at your in call for a short session, then what you're wearing doesn't make that much difference. But if it's an out "date" or even if we're just meeting at the hotel bar before we head back, I prefer her to dress for the occasion - that is, not club-wear if it's late afternoon, but also not jeans and a t-shirt if it's the Beverly Wilshire. I suppose the most important thing is to be comfortable!

Thank you all for this thread. I needed a laugh tonight and you all are great!

Considering the number of those people I'm related to, I'll have to pass on this game....

To be fair, I did pay with a CC at the Love Ranch and Bunny Ranch in Carson City, when I visited them. Good luck finding an ATM that'll spit out what those visits cost! But in Colorado... I wouldn't consider paying with anything but cash, and I don't think I would see someone who asked for a different method of payment (though I guess I might consider paying with gold coin if a lady requested... but if I were a lady, I wouldn't accept those if they were offered).

I've never seen the show, but Evanna Lynch is on it, so I may have to start watching at some point...

Love and sex are, for me, generally unrelated. The thought of "making love" sort of nauseates me.

If only 1920s music, fashion, and lifestyles returns to fashion, I'll be all set. And if only there were more flappers on this board...

Count me in! Looking forward to those reviews!

Only if she's 5'3...

When are you going? If you're headed that way in Winter, there's a couple little ski hills. Until then, there's historic Gettysburg. If you're into furniture, you're pretty close to Amish country. But Hershey Park is probably the highlight.

Would you ever actually hand out business cards? Once or twice I've met a lady who just screamed "hobby", but there didn't seem to be any good way for either of us to actually bring up the topic, and so we went our separate ways.

How does that even happen? The ladies I have met have all had an opportunity to verify that the cash is correct before anything gets started. For example, "leave the donation on the bathroom counter, and get in the shower" or "place the donation on the dresser, then get undressed". I'm sorry you're having to deal with this! I hope you're able to find a way to consistently get what you have rightfully earned!

I don't like any of those things either. It just means I have to be selective about which ladies I see. Much like any other kind of dating - I prefer to see the ladies that are "my type". I would never dream of trying to force some random lady to become what I want. Unless she's into that, maybe?

Good luck finding that one straight guy at Dupont Circle!

I never expect a lady to get back to me immediately, because I assume she's working! But I do hope for a response within a couple of hours.

Nah, whenever I do something stupid, one of the admins explains the rules to me.

Definitely prefer professional looking shots. I don't care for mirror selfies or anything with Instagram filters. Imagine your client was taking you out on a date and spending your rate that way... What would you wear? Pretty sure yoga pants aren't going to work for dinner at The French Laundry or an evening at the Metropolitan Opera. Of course, every guy likes something different, so who knows. (By the way, your current photos are great.)

Yeah, it's not like Manassas was the site of one of the most important battles of the Civil War, or anything. Definitely just famous because of a penis.

True on all points. But kudos for quoting Lord of the Rings.

Nah, she's cute. Too bad about the smoking.

I feel like maybe we're spending too much time on this one... on the other hand, maybe I'm not the only one with a ginger problem.

I hate it when prividers use those names with me... since I always introduce myself by name. But I fear it's a lost cause. I wonder what the ladies think?

I'll be waiting!