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Ya know, we aren’t all just a bunch of substance addled, crusty headed Cum Dumpsters. I know this is hard for you to believe that it’s true. Also, simply based On the way you like to put people in boxes as whole groups… Already knew you hadn’t given any thought to whether it was a white or black thing, I’m sure you had already made your assumption one way or the other 😎 My expert analysis is that we providers aren’t too high or crusty or whatever…it’s that you may just be too much of a smart aleck to deal with companions As PEOPLE.

FuckAroundAndFindOut…

He was kinda like this guy…

I’ve worn them some in the past, after shaving my head all over to raise money for a cancer thing. Thought on top of doing something very causeworthy it would be fun to try all the looks I can’t attain by styling what I’ve got at any length To call them gross universally is overkill for real…I made sure To get decent quality ones and keep them clean and rotate a few out. A couple of them looked super convincing and a couple were obviously for standing out (think waist length And platinum/lavender) and looking like a manga character for a day. I had a blast with the cosplay aspect of it and never had any people call it gross or run away screaming. Most clients thought the solidarity fundraiser was neat and cool to be a part of. Not a real problem at wearing wigs… The reason I stopped? Other than the ongoing expense of keeping it all looking nice, there came a client one day who seemed to be there to reverse engineer my ass, head to toe. Started by asking me if I was hiding a pimp in the closet and was snooping around for that dateline guy, asked my real name because he was so INTO ME and wanted to REALLY MAKE THAT CONNECTION. I lied, and then he says “okay, so you attest to me right now that you are unaffiliated with any law enforcement, and must tell me at this time if you are?” At that point I was like “oh good lord, must these types really exist?” And i said knock it off, my sheer number of reviews means I don’t have to defend myself repeatedly, got it? And he asked if there were “rules” or “boundaries” which I answerved “yeah, number one is please don’t touch my hair or pull it, and No hard smacking or licking my face.”All very reasonable limits and no room for interpretation, but… apparently he asked me what was not allowed for more of a cheat sheet on making me feel like a catfish. First thing he does is digs his fingers into my scalp right on top, grabs the cap beneath like a claw machine, and tanks and twists through Bobby pins and silicone grip to rip that thing off entirely. I stopped what I was doing, and was like “WTF!” And he looks at his hand cascading a couple feet of my-little-pony colored locks, and acts totally HORRIFIED. Like—you’d have thought he’d caught Bugs Bunny dressing like a girl bunny or something. YELLED AT ME that I was such a big fat PHONY! Asked me If I was a “transvestite” and said he hopes someone kicks my ass for being a total PHONY and Con Artist! Like, OMG it was truly over the top and uncalled for! He threatened to tell everyone I had a D , and demanded his money back since I lied to him…then he stormed out calling me gross and a skank. It’s kind of funny now remembering how much that guy freaked over my Barbie hair after ignoring me telling him to stay off my hair seconds before…but at the time it really made me feel like total shit, and like I was not attractive altogether over this one weird assed guys meltdown. I know the problem was Not with my choice to rock long hair and be all cutesy instead of dealing with the short hair hate that was guaranteed if I dared look more like Sinead OConnor; I am primarily here to look pretty and visually entertain anyone who wants to look at me; and they say I’m so Much prettier when I smile on command too 🤣 Point is, you can prefer no wigs, or prefer whatever you find appealing. It is not very helpful OR appropriate to say a certain choice for a look is GROSS, as if that’s a fact. It’s mean and I also feel it low-key is a bit of a racially unkind jab, given that the majority of wig wearers are ladies of color, so statistically are left bearing more of the stigma on this fashion accessory. Some of us ladies wear a wig or similar because of things we can’t really help, like alopecia or to avoid being doxxed, or god forbid…not having long Pantene commercial ready hair that can be yanked any which way. We try and we try our best and there’s always some person who feels the need to tell us we are “too fake” or “not like our photos” or whatever it is they feel entitled To pick apart. And chances are that the person talking down to a provider is one do those types that smells like a pack of hot dogs and has Icky breath. Either leave a small cancellation tip and say you can’t do it, or have a great time and RESPECT THE HAIR! None of us are gross for that one thing, and we don’t need one guy trying to put the whole subject under a gross heading ♥️

Be very careful in taking a provider to that place. If they suspect in the slightest manner that there is any commerce involved between two guests, they don’t ask nicely if it’s true or look into it,,,they just drop kick the woman in question right over the fence. My advice would be to address the provider by her actual first name there, follow every rule to the letter, and DO NOT try to network the provider, ie; telling ANY OTHER GUEST about her services or hustling any extra biz even if they ask unbeknownst to her being a provider. Don’t give any people y’all meet any info to go squeal at the desk about, that woman up front takes no crap whatsoever and she tends to see the female as the problem immediately. She is rumored to have a couple of “watches” in there as regular guests on busy times that report stuff to her for a free room and visit. One of them i am pretty positive of who it is, and the second one is different each time and could be anyone who’s alone. There are also women who will act friendly and welcoming and then turn around and get women tossed out that they feel are a “threat” to their thing they do. If a guy takes a provider as a gig/date, smart thing to do is make sure she is aware that not a thing takes Place without her consent, and she should probably be checked on or accompanied the whole visit to ensure her safety if she feels it’s best. No phones in common areas, watch for drinks and don’t let them get messed with by anyone. And if either party is very prone to jealousy or truly not into it themselves…I’d recommend skipping it altogether. While I have never been there on business, I have been a few times one of those times being by myself. I love the concept I love the dated rooms, but two outta three of those times, My boundaries were crossed by a certain person who was very easy to spot as a creeper if there at the same time, on two seperate occasions the same person. Most of the men there are very respectful and would never dream of grabbing someone’s bits from behind with no consent. But there is the one who doesn’t care and acts like a wounded nice guy when he gets his stolen grab… To each their own for sure, but if it were me I would avoid it and therefore avoid Numerous ways in which it is likely to go South. It says it’s a safe and welcoming place to explore our curiosities, but I left last time feeling kinda like I was considered a snob for not just saying yes to the first shark who circled me and said I was “too hard to resist “ yup. Safe to say I am biased against MC. Probably won’t be back. Aaand for what it is worth, I DID have the most amazing time on my second visit. Made a cool friend I still talk to, and so did my companion. Not everything sucked

I love the way you said it in the middle paragraph. Try it once. I am a long timer and I have long been a believer in the “heaux code” which definitely includes “don’t fall.” Alas, I am human and it has happened before. And it IS a beautiful train wreck. I think between our age difference and our opposite bedtimes, it was doomed from the start… But for me (and for him, for a minute at least) it was absolutely real. I even got to meet his mother and I was able to see exactly why he turned out to be such a lovely man. It was tough not seeing it last…and I’m sure it was tough on him dealing with my upset because of it. But we are still friends because I calmed down and he is a wonderful and gracious gentleman who understands that sometimes people have a hard time and act out a bit. Do I still love him? Absolutely! I love him so much that I want him to be happy and if that is as a single man or not with ME; then so be it. I just want him to be happy That said—I still propose to him from time to time can’t help myself!

Well said

Omg, f a whole bunch of that! That sounds to me like a scam they’re in together possibly. If she needs that 100 bucks he should pay it LOL

I am just super sick of the photo for photo thing. Always the same talk that goes in circles: guy-can we trade face pics to verify one another? I’ll go first! Me-Sending a photo somebody isn’t gonna verify anything whatsoever Except that my phone is sending photos correctly and they are reaching the recipient. Also, I didn’t ask you for a photo but you want me to feel like I owe you one. I have 47 reviews and a dozen pics posted as it is anyway. Guy-I get that and I’m not trying to overstep your boundaries I just really need to verify you aren’t a scammer so please send me a pic of you with a hotdog up your nose so I know you aren’t trying to rob me. Me———-ummmmm……. I don’t care how many of those dumb ass photo grubbing wannabe tricksters I get in a row. I don’t play that shit and that’s a mountain I am willing to die upon.

Sometimes it can be very hard to simply relax and chill Knowing that somebody saw fit to go out of their way to insult you, And I did it just to make you feel bad. I am myself just got done dealing with a needlessly cruel person tonight, And I’m here to tell you they come in waves. Although you mean well with your positive reinforcement, the advice to her just don’t let it get to her at all In my opinion isn’t the most helpful. It’s OK that we are humans and can’t let some of that shit roll off our back every time. Women can’t be both gentle in their ways as guys like and completely bulletproof to nasty comments that come Seemingly from nowhere from some coward hiding behind a smart phone. Just doesn’t work like that. Elle, I’m sorry you had to deal with that dickface I know it sucks from experience. It’s natural for it to hurt I hope you’ll take a few minutes to do something that you love as some form of self-care. Even before that crap was even said, you already deserve it!

Ugh, what a damn creep! I have used a few Airbnb’s before and first thing I do when I go into any place like that is spend about 30 minutes searching for that crap. Some people should not be allowed to mingle with decent humans :/ I mean seriously…the one who is surreptitiously and illegally spying on paying guests gets to pass judgement on a lil old hoe? What a dick.

Umm...this is not true. You must not have any grasp of what we actually DO to be presentable to y’all. I personally have to pay a sitter every time I work, and to say the cost of prep is ZERO is like saying housewives sit around all day, do nothing, and contribute nothing. You want to sit there and say WE do not respect YALLS HARD WORK? But you just now were very dismissive of what efforts we put in to being what y’all want us to be. People like you usually treat your dog groomer and your bartender better than providers...not saying they deserve lesser treatment than us, but I bet you don’t sit there and shit talk them as if they don’t have real jobs. You’re clearly one of the ones who puts the “job” in blowjob. Generally we call these guys “incels.” This is not a good question bro, it is in fact a very toxic soapbox you’re on and people like you suck so much of the fun out of what is supposed to be a fun thing. Stop doing that, it’s not cool and never will be.

Nearly at the end of this stupid lockdown and so far I have managed to master cutting my own hair well, as in a even and passable scissor cut along with a decent looking fade underneath. The roomie is asking me to do his, so whether I can cut a dudes hair is soon to be revealed

Maybe she knows you...

Ladies, I have some info that you should all be aware of, please PM me for this and please assist me in passing along while I am not able to stay on top of new requests! I’ll pass it along to a few who I know will do the same and please keep yourselves and your fellow providers safe and well! Thanks!

I’m gonna offer what is probably an unpopular opinion here but maybe I’m not the only one who feels this way... It seems as if when I give instructions on oral, I sometimes get the guy who is honestly just not listening. They’ll SAY they are listening but just do the same stuff as before. And it’s not that there are no chicks who like receiving oral but there are ones who do and ones who don’t get a lot out of it and there’s nothing wrong with being one of the “nots”. I have gotten some good head before but at the end of the day it’s just not what does it for me. Wanna “make me squirt?” well you can go down all night but your best bet is to just ask me what else works and be cooperative. Cooperation with such a tall order isn’t necessarily easy but it’ll pay off because I deliver very well when I don’t feel like a circus seal with tits. Whether it’s personal recreation or a transactional encounter, being listened to and all that jazz goes a long long way. i know when I’m with a hobbyist that my fun isn’t the ultimate priority really, but it still feels to me that’s it’s a disservice to Both parties when one says I aim to please, then decides that there is but one way to do it. There are many many ways and nothing wrong with people who need a thing but maybe not that thing

Came here just to roll my eyes towards the heavens. Eesh. Wtf.

Heard from him recently for a sec. I think he is okay..

Well tomorrow is my birthday, and probably go to dinner and karaoke :))) and setting up my new place throughout the day, since they gave me possession of it a day early. ...and I thought the old King of Country had a farewell tour a few years back. Farewell my ass 🤣

Ah, you’re too sweet! Honestly THAT is a level of rude it takes real effort to aspire to and to see that fact makes it that much more of an eye roller than anything. Part of me is unable to see how it could be more than a handful of trolls who just have that small of a world and that much time to try to tear one person to shreds...if they want to use ME as a reference I guess that’s fine...if they want a reference that is gonna get them sent back under their bridge that is. I am if nothing else, thorough and honest without actually outing anyone 😋

I will give one if asked and I’m able to cross reference the number with ease. Generally I do not accept them because it’s just a lot of work for usually little peace of mind or success. But I’ll cooperate for the purpose of community... What I never understood was the times I’ve received a reference request out of the blue and when I checked the phone number to pinpoint the client, I learned that it was just completely asinine to have used my name as his reference. I’m talking about guys who ripped me off, guys who stood me up and sometimes had never seen me to begin with, ones who I caught secretly filming me, even one who flipped shit after one meeting and threatened to “turn my ugly ass into a table runner” because I wouldn’t let him bring three other loose cannons he hangs o with to my personal residence for no additional charge. That guy used me as a reference...let that sink in. As long as a fella is even slightly smarter than the aforementioned paste eaters I just described, it’s generally okay to ask for a reference to see another provider. That’s the beauty of this hobby actually—jealousy is something that isn’t necessarily a given, and possessiveness on our part is not something we are gonna be feeling entitled to... that’s kinda what the paying part of it is about.

While it been pretty rare for me to decline a potential client based on the content of his reviews, I have done so a time or two. We need to be able to feel comfortable and each of us have our own threshold for what that is. One guy I declined to see had like 6/10 of his reviews listed as “no.” He gave “no” recommendations based on things I felt were a bit unwarranted and one of the reviews ripped into the way a providers teeth looked, when I know for a fact that her teeth were not jacked or gross, just a tiny bit crooked and like mine...imperfect but fine. He made it sound like she had a rusted out paper shredder as her grill. I didn’t want to be harshly assessed as she had been, and who could blame me. I get that looks matter in this industry but that doesn’t mean I have to sign myself up for a kick in the uh...teeth...by someone who is picky about weird things.

A couple years back I got a call to go out to a fella’s business that was closed overnight and where he was doing some catch up work. Not an everyday occurrence but not something I found too unusual either especially with married men who couldn’t host at home and couldn’t get away during business hours. I was given an address and off I went to a Denver suburb 30 mins from my place. I found myself in a older strip mall which during the day is EXTREMELY busy all day. In a town where the local law enforcement had little to do other than investigate every single “suspicious vehicle” or whether a closed business was legitimately being occupied or if it was a break in. A restaurant, with a back door and a floor to ceiling storefront of crystal clear glass and very little to shield the public’s ability to see inside. Lights were off and an air mattress was positioned smack in the middle of the dining area. I was like dafuqisTHIS?! And nearly left out of fear of being caught red assed inside a closed business with god knows who. I went to the restroom and went over the facts while looking for hiding places for any evidence I might need to be placed off my person. Decided that the guy indeed appeared to be someone who would truly own such a place and went back out, stipulating that the bed needed to be repositioned into a less visible corner and the room needed to become pitch black. Bed got switched with tables and the light at the top of the fountain machine was turned off. One hour session was already wrapping up 15-20 mins in thanks to him being older and me being ultra paranoid about any sound within a 5 block radius, and I walked out richer as well as super interested in trying the food...you see, even though the joint was closed, the food was so damn awesome that apparently the smells just permeate the entire structure. Also it was by coincidence one of my very favorite types of grub. I went back during the day a few days later, and as I guessed, the food is just mf-ing amazeballs. Every last thing I’ve tried off the menu is better than even the old school spots back home and also the wife is super sweet as well as very generous with the servings...truly an angel among us mere mortals.

I don’t understand people who do this kind of crap. If my husband did that shit to me he (not her, I know whose fault it really is) would be lucky to make it till the morning. Them some balls!

Ha! I once arrived at an out where the guy led me down to the basement (not all that unusual), and we got down to it...only for him to ask me to wait until I was outside to put my heels back on because his WIFE was asleep in the master bedroom upstairs. His fucking wife. I really dont understand how this guy hadn’t already got himself gunned down already with his clear and blatant disrespect for people. Hell he could have even gotten me killed. Wtf man.