Experience Description: Last month I made an appointment with Diamond via my home phone and gave her two references. She called back an hour later and said we were good-to-go. But when I called her from the check point she became upset saying that it was "not cool" that I had not provided her with my cell # (who knew?). She said she would call me back after doing further research on me. When she called back she informed me that the phone number I gave her on one of my references didn't match the one listed in her ad. She said we would have to reschedule for another night after I had provided her with more references. I am sympathetic to the risks that providers take and had no problem with that request. But when I got home and called her with the additional references, my call went to voice mail and was not returned. Apparently, she had been looking at the wrong provider's ad when she was checking my references. The one I gave her didn't even list a phone number. And why she didn't simply try calling the number I gave her is beyond me. After that bad experience, I decided to join p411. Now, with verified references in my profile I decided to try Diamond again. I set up an appointment with her via p411 email without any problems. But when I called her prior to the appointment I discovered that she had actually blocked my number! So I sent her an email explaining that there must have been some mistake in checking my references that first time and that I had solid references on p411 that she could see. But, again, I never heard back. I couldn't believe it. For years I've listened to providers tell tales of the pathetic fools that get their calls blocked, and now I'm one of them!=) So guys, I guess the lessons to be learned from this story are, 1.) Always give your cell # when booking an appointment and, 2.) Be VERY careful in providing references to Diamond. If she mistakenly labels you as "untrustworthy" there is nothing you can do to lose that label.

Experience Description: So I scheduled an appointment with her a day in advance. She was very nice and scheduling was easy. I confirmed the appointment on the day of with no problems. Later that day I called to get the location and no answer. The time we were supposed to meet passed by, and I heard nothing. An hour later I hear from her and she says she got held on on a personal matter. No effort to make up for it. So I was quite enamored with girls pictures so I figured everyone has a bad day and a day later I scheduled an appointment with her again a day in advance. Again scheduling was easy and friendly. 9am the next day I get a text that due to a personal matter she wont be able to see me. Again no effort to make up for it, or even apologize. So after 4 days with blue balls I am moving on.

Experience Description: I'd been intrigued for a while with the prospect of meeting Elisa. A few weeks back we IM'd for a while, then spoke on the phone to see about setting up a session. At her request, I called the night before to verify the next day's session. Strangely, she seemed confused and not to have remembered our "date," (set the day before) but said, "Uh, OK, then. See you tomorrow at 1:00p.m." In the morning I called again, and left another confirmation message. Because I hadn't heard back from her, on my way to her location, I called and left another message to indicate I hoped we were still on. (I admit I was a bit concerned--as well I should have been, apparently--based on the relatively high percentage of reported "no shows" in her reviews. She finally called and asked if we could delay the meeting to 1:15. No problem. I'm an accomodating guy, but I did ask, "Are you sure that 1:15 will, in fact, work for you?" She acknowledged she wanted to ask for a 1:30 start time, but she assured me she could make it by 1:15. Great. At the designated place (Home Depot) and at the designated time (1:15) I called. No answer. I waited for a return call for about 10 minutes, and nothing. I turned off my phone, and I headed back home. As I live 30 miles north of Denver, it turns out I wasted 1.5 hours of driving time, plus another .5 hour accomodating her request for a start-time change and waiting for her to get her act together. When I got home, I had a voice-mail from her. She was very "sorry." Her excuse was her dad was in ICU and she was busy calling family members. (Seems like her father was the reason for a previous "no show" review......draw your own conclusion.) Sounds harsh, and perhaps it would be if she didn't have the "no show" history she does. Based on my experience and the mixed reviews, hooking up with Elisa seems to be a hit-or-miss thing. Maybe others will have better luck than I. Too bad her communication skills are lacking. At least I can take solace in not getting fleeced by a 3G experience where I could have thrown away money--instead of time. JerryS

Experience Description: This was the most awful experience - I have seen many providers as this experience is quite enjoyable and exciting. Teresa has her incall off Colfax in a basement apartment with literally garbage, huge piles of laundry all over and just shit everywhere, thugs waiting outside the apartment -which is not very appealing, and then she goes on and on about how she won't do most things, then she makes up stupid lies as to why she doesn't do most things - not as she advertises at all. Ended up doing a useless massage/rub - wouldn't do other services described when setting appointment - then she proceeded to do a hand job with a rubber glove on - I have gotten better service at the hospital. I am sure she will come up with all the reasons to refute this posting - but if you want to waste money, and possibly be hurt or mugged then go see her for yourself, just be sure to post and update everyone else on your awful experience:). There are so many other awesome providers out there that are worth it to see, play with, and remember afterwards! --------- Rebuttal / clarification provided by Teresa Sinclair on 27 June 2010: This session did not take place two days ago, it took place nearly a year ago. He is manipulative and,as he just said in an email to me that he will be posting many fake reviews on me, everyday on multiple sites to ruin me, simply out of spite. He shorted me my donation by ( the donation was only !) and is getting other hobbyists that have NOT seen me, that are his friends - to post fake reviews on me. I have never received a single complaint about my services until him, and everyone in the hobby who has had even the slighest problem with any aspect of me - has come to me and told me, and allowed me to make things right. I offered " Cookie Monster" a discounted session to come see me again as this review is from almost a year ago, and he refused - and threatened to have me arrested! His exact words " Now you need to worry about who comes through your door, You may just get to know the police better " He has threatened me with L.E. and said :" I know where you live" Make the choice for yourself, I am a provider who is not only being honest but also very blunt & up front about things. Oh, and the Thugs waiting outside the apartment? what the hell am I supposed to do, tell my neighbors they're 7 - 12 year olds can't play outside?

Experience Description: What she advertises on her ads isn't close to what was offered in person. Arrived at a discreet apartment and got comfortable. She brought out lotion and a towel, that already told me that her ad was misleading and this was a switch. I definitely was disappointed and out of the mood after realizing this was just a lotion rub.

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• http://theotherboard.com/users/125747
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Experience Description: Seven's attitude seemed good, but she never showed up. I called back and all I got was her answering machine. I called the next day to see if she was alright, but just got her answering machine. Stay away from this one guys, she seems like a flake. I don't know how other people rated her so high. Not worth the trouble or time.

Experience Description: Horrible attitude, would only do doggy wouldnt waste my time or money with this ASP.

Experience Description: This is a case where I should have gone with my instincts before I drove over. But I did go, and. . . She directed me to a seedy motel in Denver. When she came down to let me in, she was overweight, unattractive, and dismissive when I tried to chat. But I was already there, so I went in. I ignored the cockroach in the stairway, and I didn't notice the two large piles of used towels on the bedroom and bathroom floors. If I had seen them, I would have been turned way off and left. To be fair, I think she thinks she's good, and I think she thinks she's pretty. But she's not. She won't chat. She won't cuddle. She pretty much tried not to touch. Even though we cleared it for an hour, she was obviously trying to get me out ASAP. Then came the rules, from no kissing (which it turned out was fine, considering the towels and her later comment about how much rubber I suck in a day) to no fingers to no internal climaxing, even with the cover. Will only finish with HJ. Her clean-up is VERY rough with a towel. I don't think she knows how sensitive things are down there. Long and short, youth alone doesn't make for a good time. Avoid her.

Experience Description: Meet at a nice upscale dtc hotel , very nice very pretty , pictures are very much her. Decided on the hh then everything was very pushy things changed ended up leaving after about ten minutes after a mild hj. Pretty girl but don’t waste your time

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Experience Description: It's been awhile since I submitted a review here, so long that I had to re-register! Anyway, I don't consider myself a regular or routine hobbyist, but I have enough experience over the past several years to rate fairly and objectively. I got back into the game last night because it has been so long and the online dating scene generally sucks the energy out of me. And being a very part time hobbyist seems to be a lot cheaper in the long run. Anyhow...I live north of Denver, far enough that I really was not looking forward to the 25 or so mile drive to satisfy my urges, so I made the decision to look for something local. My favorite provider actually posted an ad the same day (she posts very infrequently) and I should have cued in on that hint. But, like I said I wanted to test the local waters and found Samantha in town. OK, so she's definitely not Maxim quality, but I was also looking for something with an "edge." That combined with the "donation" amount convinced me to give her a try. I initiated contact by texting and that seemed to work ok. Got to her incall location where she texted me to call her to find her apt. Called her and met up ok, but the apt. (borrowed from a friend) was small and cramped, but clean. If it were a motel it would warrant a 1 1/2 star rating (out of 5). She appeared to have been drinking (I had not been), or under the influence of something else, and her conversation didn't make a lot of sense to me when she talked about piercing her nipples. Anyway, the initial encounter seemed awkward at best. She offered no intimate greeting, no touching, rubbing, or light kissing. She told me to get completely undressed before she even had her top off. It was a lame strip tease if that was her intention. She asked if I wanted to do mish or doggie. I opted for mish, which I'm glad I did since the view from the backside would have been pretty mediocre. She wouldn't let me use my fingers to play with her saying she didn't like fingernails. I showed her that I had just clipped mine for that specific purpose! It was also apparent she wasn't going to consent to DATY either, having slipped on the cover just before and working quickly to get me into her. It's also worth saying that during the cover up process there was no BBBJ and no TF either, just a little light hand action at most. I know I'm no George Clooney (in my 50's) but I also know that I'm a decent looking guy (surprised a couple of providers that I was more than they expected). While we were engaged she seemed to enjoy it, but that could easily have been a ploy. I tried moving around a bit and re-positioning her legs for instance but the low lying pull out futon couch used as a bed was not accommodating at all for any edge-of-the-bed positions or much variety. After about ten minutes she put her hand down below in an effort to expedite the finale. It worked and I took the cue to end this dismal encounter as quickly as I could. Got cleaned up and dressed and she told me to keep her in mind for future visits....I don't think so. Gentlemen, this is a perfect example of getting what you paid for....this is not the type of business where you should compromise on quality. Total time was probably around 20 or so minutes and she certainly seemed to be a clock watcher, which is somewhat surprising to me since she is clearly not the type that can afford to lose business. Next time I'll be prepared to factor in the drive time to find what I need.

Experience Description: She had a posting on Fort Collins BP and she advertised being new to the business. Looked for reviews and none was there. So, I took a chance and called and after few calls and few back and forth text message we agreed on time and other logistics. I went to her place where she was to give me her room number and she never responded to my calls or texts. I waited for half an hour and went back to work unhappy and very disappointed.

Experience Description: Lauren sounded cheerful and friendly on the phone, answered first time, etc. We set up an appointment with minimal fuss and everything seemed in order. She has (as of this posting) three other positive reviews on TOB including one which stresses her punctuality. When the time came (and for an hour after that, and then hours after that) there was no sign of her and neither a text nor a phone call to warn of or explain a cancellation.

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• https://theotherboard.com/users/127040

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• https://theotherboard.com/users/129325

Experience Description: Took another one for the team off BP... she was very accommodating over the phone and then when she arrived the and took donation out to her driver the rules came out. And then after 30 minutes I was told my time was up... knowing I wasn't going to be satisfied I simply said "ok" and got her out of my house. Take my lesson and avoid this one!