Experience Description: It's been awhile since I submitted a review here, so long that I had to re-register! Anyway, I don't consider myself a regular or routine hobbyist, but I have enough experience over the past several years to rate fairly and objectively. I got back into the game last night because it has been so long and the online dating scene generally sucks the energy out of me. And being a very part time hobbyist seems to be a lot cheaper in the long run. Anyhow...I live north of Denver, far enough that I really was not looking forward to the 25 or so mile drive to satisfy my urges, so I made the decision to look for something local. My favorite provider actually posted an ad the same day (she posts very infrequently) and I should have cued in on that hint. But, like I said I wanted to test the local waters and found Samantha in town. OK, so she's definitely not Maxim quality, but I was also looking for something with an "edge." That combined with the "donation" amount convinced me to give her a try. I initiated contact by texting and that seemed to work ok. Got to her incall location where she texted me to call her to find her apt. Called her and met up ok, but the apt. (borrowed from a friend) was small and cramped, but clean. If it were a motel it would warrant a 1 1/2 star rating (out of 5). She appeared to have been drinking (I had not been), or under the influence of something else, and her conversation didn't make a lot of sense to me when she talked about piercing her nipples. Anyway, the initial encounter seemed awkward at best. She offered no intimate greeting, no touching, rubbing, or light kissing. She told me to get completely undressed before she even had her top off. It was a lame strip tease if that was her intention. She asked if I wanted to do mish or doggie. I opted for mish, which I'm glad I did since the view from the backside would have been pretty mediocre. She wouldn't let me use my fingers to play with her saying she didn't like fingernails. I showed her that I had just clipped mine for that specific purpose! It was also apparent she wasn't going to consent to DATY either, having slipped on the cover just before and working quickly to get me into her. It's also worth saying that during the cover up process there was no BBBJ and no TF either, just a little light hand action at most. I know I'm no George Clooney (in my 50's) but I also know that I'm a decent looking guy (surprised a couple of providers that I was more than they expected). While we were engaged she seemed to enjoy it, but that could easily have been a ploy. I tried moving around a bit and re-positioning her legs for instance but the low lying pull out futon couch used as a bed was not accommodating at all for any edge-of-the-bed positions or much variety. After about ten minutes she put her hand down below in an effort to expedite the finale. It worked and I took the cue to end this dismal encounter as quickly as I could. Got cleaned up and dressed and she told me to keep her in mind for future visits....I don't think so. Gentlemen, this is a perfect example of getting what you paid for....this is not the type of business where you should compromise on quality. Total time was probably around 20 or so minutes and she certainly seemed to be a clock watcher, which is somewhat surprising to me since she is clearly not the type that can afford to lose business. Next time I'll be prepared to factor in the drive time to find what I need.