Posted November 29, 2015 Okay, I recently had a client cancel a 3 hour visit shorty before the time. I have seen him a few times. So, I happen to know the reason given was probably true. "Hi, I'm going to cancel, I ran it by hand to many times last night I'm sore and red,and empty , I apologize ,please don't give up on me for future visits." I couldn't get upset, because I was laughing so hard He masturbated until he broke his tool. How does that happen? Obviously a male problem, because mine has never broke. What are some of the more funny or unique reasons you have heard from escorts or clients for cancelling? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2015 25 minutes ago, Kashmir said: I'm sore and red... What are some of the more funny or unique reasons you have heard from escorts or clients for cancelling? Well he gave you about the only acceptable explanation for it being sore and red. Still you might want to give it a full inspection next time it shows up. Once had a young lady cancel due to hiccups. Left the funniest voice mail ever. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2015 3 hours ago, Kashmir said: Okay, I recently had a client cancel a 3 hour visit shorty before the time. I have seen him a few times. So, I happen to know the reason given was probably true. "Hi, I'm going to cancel, I ran it by hand to many times last night I'm sore and red,and empty , I apologize ,please don't give up on me for future visits." I couldn't get upset, because I was laughing so hard He masturbated until he broke his tool. How does that happen? Obviously a male problem, because mine has never broke. What are some of the more funny or unique reasons you have heard from escorts or clients for cancelling? Holy crap! He knew he had a 3 hour appointment with you the next day and still beat it to death! Patience can be a virtue... Really. :-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 30, 2015 On 11/29/2015, 2:24:48, Raoul said: Well he gave you about the only acceptable explanation for it being sore and red. Still you might want to give it a full inspection next time it shows up. Once had a young lady cancel due to hiccups. Left the funniest voice mail ever. That's hilarious, I wouldn't even be upset. All I've ever got was the boring not feeling well type cancellations. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2015 That's funny! he was really horny the night before just thinking about his 3 hours appointment on the next day! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) One of my regular providers was out of town and had recommended one of her GF's to me so I gave her a call and set up a meeting. All is cool (I think) and I show up to her incall location at the agreed upon time and was greeted by an attractive YL. After we took care of the business end of the meeting she lead me to the room where we were to participate in the session. No warm-up activities...mutual solo undressing with some light chit-chat...then, just as I think I'm in for a regular session, she begins with about 15 seconds of ATF and suddenly stops and asks me if I've already had sex that day. Thinking the question rather odd, I reply "does that disqualify me from our session?" She replies that I smell like I've already had sex that day and she wants to end the session right then and there. Being the proud owner of a semi-erect penis at this point, and growing more frustrated by the minute I deny having already had sex that day and not understanding why that should somehow disqualify me from proceeding with the agreed upon activities. She was insistent that the session end immediately and that she only keep a nominal fee and would refund the remainder of my donation. By this time I'm perplexed as to how and why she would suspect that I'd already had sex that day based on my "manly sex" smell I was somehow emitting from every pore. I'd showered earlier in the day and hadn't, as she'd accused me of, had sex earlier in the day. I didn't notice any unusual smell and chalked it up to this YL being BSC and walked out the door with 80% of my original donation. Never again did I call this YL or did I mention it to my regular provider. As far as I know she didn't mention it to my regular either since she never mentioned it other than to ask me if I'd called her friend as she'd recommended. "Oh yeah, I called her but it didn't work out" was my response... Edited December 1, 2015 by MisterBigShot spelling 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2015 I'm lactose intolerant. If I get even a small amount of milk my stomach will start growling like a hungry bear, then the trumpets concert begin and finally I'll have to run as fast as possible to the nearest bathroom. Once I had soy milk latte just before an appointment. But it seems that they put real milk instead of soy milk. So when we were taking care of the envelope and chit-chat the first phase started. Weird sounds on my belly. We were already foreplaying and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom and the trumpets concert followed in all of its splendor! Before the third phase began I went out of the bathroom, got dressed, explain the issue on my way out and run to the nearest Starbucks bathroom with the little dignity I still had She just stayed naked and mouth opened on the bed watching me run out of her little apartment. I didn't want to enter the third phase in her clean and elegant bathroom 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) 2 hours ago, MisterBigShot said: She replies that I smell like I've already had sex that day That should be a scratch n sniff. What does having sex smell like? Hysterical story. Yep, BSC or part bloodhound. Men do smell like sex, that is why we like them 1 hour ago, SkyDiver said: I'm lactose intolerant. If I get even a small amount of milk my stomach will start growling like a hungry bear, then the trumpets concert begin and finally I'll have to run as fast as possible to the nearest bathroom. I know someone close to me that can't have dairy. It can be difficult to live with. You are a gentleman! You did the right thing, and saved a ton of money. I had a client tell me once, "That if a man toots during sex, especially during a BJ, the women should get diamonds! Edited December 1, 2015 by Kashmir smiley 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2015 Not sure if this qualifies as a best cancellation story, but it was definitely different... Had a provider contact me early in the day and say she was throwing up, but she thought she would be better by our meeting time. I had already booked a hotel in Denver and was 100% committed. She said she was going to the doctor to see if he could do something for her. 30 minutes before the arranged meeting time, she texts me that she is pregnant (by her boyfriend by the way, not that I was that concerned as the boys were disabled 18 years ago), and that her mom was flying out to drive her back to Alabama! That was one lonely night watching Monsters Inside Me in the hotel. :-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2015 I did like the hiccups and lactose intolerant stories by the way. I did have a provider suffer from the hiccups for 30 minutes in a post meeting lunch which was quite funny, but fortunately they waited until after I was spent. :-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2015 1 hour ago, Riggo said: That was one lonely night watching Monsters Inside Me in the hotel. :-) I've had a night or two like that. Once I was so depressed that I watched the full 3 hours of Lawrence of Arabia! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2015 25 minutes ago, Bora Bora said: I've had a night or two like that. Once I was so depressed that I watched the full 3 hours of Lawrence of Arabia! At least it wasn't 3 hours of "The View"! :-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2015 21 hours ago, Riggo said: Not sure if this qualifies as a best cancellation story, but it was definitely different... Had a provider contact me early in the day and say she was throwing up, but she thought she would be better by our meeting time. I had already booked a hotel in Denver and was 100% committed. She said she was going to the doctor to see if he could do something for her. 30 minutes before the arranged meeting time, she texts me that she is pregnant (by her boyfriend by the way, not that I was that concerned as the boys were disabled 18 years ago), and that her mom was flying out to drive her back to Alabama! That was one lonely night watching Monsters Inside Me in the hotel. :-) Riggo - it was not your fault she cancelled, but it is certainly your fault that you sat alone watching Monsters Inside Me. If I had a paid-for hotel room, the whole night in front of me and an escort fee in cash in my pocket, I would definitely have found a backup plan, posthaste. You were in an ideal situation - can do incall or outcall. Ladies are always posting, you just have to commit some time to dialing with dollars. I have been stood up on short notice several times, but a commitment to consummation has, so far, always won the day. In fact, begging for a short-notice appointment is how I met a young lady who turned into an ATF. Sidenote - This is where a P411 account with lots of recent OKs can really help out. You would be surprised how it greases the wheels (or is that metaphor entirely inappropriate?). The first lucky young lady who actually answers your call or responds to your message can be provided with verification information in a matter of nanoseconds. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2015 17 hours ago, Badboy said: Riggo - it was not your fault she cancelled, but it is certainly your fault that you sat alone watching Monsters Inside Me. If I had a paid-for hotel room, the whole night in front of me and an escort fee in cash in my pocket, I would definitely have found a backup plan, posthaste. You were in an ideal situation - can do incall or outcall. Ladies are always posting, you just have to commit some time to dialing with dollars. I have been stood up on short notice several times, but a commitment to consummation has, so far, always won the day. So true - I made a similar mistake and it bit me hard. Had a hotel room in Denver for 3 days, but someone NCNS'd me outside her incall on the first day. She emailed me an hour or so later and I spent the next 2 days trying to give her another chance but she didn't follow through. In hindsight I easily could've contacted someone else, but instead I left without having met any of the fantastic ladies who live there. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2015 4 minutes ago, acip said: So true - I made a similar mistake and it bit me hard. Had a hotel room in Denver for 3 days, but someone NCNS'd me outside her incall on the first day. She emailed me an hour or so later and I spent the next 2 days trying to give her another chance but she didn't follow through. In hindsight I easily could've contacted someone else, but instead I left without having met any of the fantastic ladies who live there. Unless you have a very narrow "type", there was really no reason not to contact anyone of the many providers who either advertise on this site, P411 or ECCIE during your stay. My suggestion would be to call another provider if option #1 is a NCNS next time you're in this situation. Remember, you always have a plethora of YL's from which to choose here in Denver. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2015 Now that P411 has the "Available Now" feature, usually featuring at least one A+ Bunnie, there is just plain no excuse for frustration. The last time I got stood up on short notice I consulted the "Available Now" feature for the first time and I was In Like Flint with a gorgeous five star lady (currently an ATF) within the hour. Bada Bing! You may need to stretch your budget a bit, or broaden your perameters, but that is what life is all about. Broaden your perameters, but don't relax the standards, be sure to check the reviews, etc. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2015 6 hours ago, MisterBigShot said: Unless you have a very narrow "type", there was really no reason not to contact anyone of the many providers who either advertise on this site, P411 or ECCIE during your stay. My suggestion would be to call another provider if option #1 is a NCNS next time you're in this situation. Remember, you always have a plethora of YL's from which to choose here in Denver. That was my problem. She is on this site and I believe both of the others, and has a good reputation as far as I can tell. Since she emailed saying she wanted to try to see me a different time before I left, I kept trying with her - I assumed there were extenuating circumstances and she didn't think that kind of thing was acceptable. But I soon learned how wrong I was. If I had a second chance I definitely would have done things differently. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
