Posted January 4, 2016 On 8/29/2015 at 10:22 PM, BabyDallass said: I want to hear yalls horror stories! My absolute worst date was when I showed up and he was dressed as a woman! & he wanted to be the one in control! I was like hold on little bitch....lol, Yea it was something else! Whats yours? I had this happen to me also. He , She showed up dressed like a sexy ass bitch though! I had fun with it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2016 From a news article posted on the Florida thread by Heidi the Housewife about a LE sting down Florida way. Sounds intriguing, might have to put this on my bucket list. "Of those arrested, one was a 33-year-old <snip> and another was a 68-year-old man, who rode his bike across the city wearing a French maid costume under his clothes. He was also wearing a dog collar, authorities said." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2016 On December 29, 2015 at 10:53 PM, denverspeculator said: I show up staring at this pretty blonde and I sit down on a chair and all of a sudden a black guy with a gun comes out of bathroom. Got pretty bad. Sometimes I wonder why I keep doing this. Wow!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2016 Worst hobby date? I call it "The Shakedown Breakdown". I'm at a ritzy downtown hotel, great room, nice view, classy place. Had some difficulty in getting anyone to respond and agree to visit me for an appointment. Finally, called that last girl on the short list I had, she agreed, and said she was on her way. When she arrived, I had to go downstairs to the lobby and let her in (mistake number 1) the high security building. Beautiful girl, early to mid 30's, eastern European accent, dressed to the nines. Oh boy, I thought, this is going to be good. I escorted her back upstairs to my room, go in behind her and lock the door. Donation is agreed upon, exchanged and she sits down in a chair across the room. She then proceeds to tell me the donation I just paid is for her companionship and nothing is going to happen unless I can pay a much higher, and exorbident, fee (mistake number 2). I object, stating that was not my understanding when we spoke on the phone. She says nothing and continues to sit there. I repeat my objection and let her know there's no way I'm paying that amount (which was much higher than the standard rate for a visit by a well known provider whose well worth the price). We quibble back and forth for a few more rounds, and I was ready to just let the whole thing go and tell her to leave. Suddenly she says she would agree to a oral session only for the previously agreed upon donation. I capitulate and agree (mistake number 3). She tells me to stand in the center of the room and drop my pants. OK, I think, this might be going somewhere now. Nope. She kneels on the floor, puts a hat on Mr. Happy and proceeds to give him a labored, but unfruitful, round of attention for a few minutes. This produced no positive results, perhaps in response to my previous deliberations and frustration with her argumentative attitude. After a while she stopped, I removed the wrapper, pulled my trousers up and asked her to leave. She asked me to escort her down to the lobby via the elevator (mistake number 4). I declined, walked her to the door and she departed, with my donation and disappontment, firmly in hand. Lesson learned from all this? Stick to known, well reviewed providers, who come recommended by other hobbyists, and don't be fooled by high class call girls trying to shake you down. Only later did I learn that PD was doing escort stings down the street that night, which probably contributed to my inability to find or get a young lady to come visit me. Dodged a bullet and got an education in what NOT to do. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
