Posted June 19, 2015 50 Things I Think About When Going Down On A Man This made me laugh because it's kinda close. *Good job, sport* Would love to hear what others think about aside from the obvious *finish, already!* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2015 Awesome! Yes to: 38. I wish I had a dick. 40. Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart?? (Insert song of choice here) As for butt stuff, that is my reward!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2015 That is so funny, I have always wondered about that. Good post Justina 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2015 39. When can women stop giving blowjobs? Answer: When the woman says 'I do' in front of family and friends! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2015 >24. Okay, here it goes. I’m going to try some butt Go for it!!!! The butt is not going to bite you! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2015 3. Breathe through your nose, idiot Eccuse my ignorance... Why ? 8. If you touch my head one more time, I?m going to f*cking kill you. Women did that to me and I didn't complain. 16. Jesus, Kristin, be careful of teeth. I have never asked...how women (or gay men ) are able to cover their teeth ! seriously how ? 29. Who was the first person to ever do this? Eve ! that is why Adam ate the fucking apple ! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2015 50 Things I Think About When Going Down On A Man This made me laugh because it's kinda close. *Good job, sport* Would love to hear what others think about aside from the obvious *finish, already!* 51. When is my next dental exam? The scene - Husband and wife in bed. The story - Husband rolls over to wife and taps her in the shoulder. Wife says "Not tonight sweetheart I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning". Five minutes elapses - Husband rolls over again and taps wife on the shoulder and says "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2015 39. When can women stop giving blowjobs? Answer: When the woman says 'I do' in front of family and friends! The "i do" of consent to have a mistress or to see providers. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2015 52 : Careful... no cum in my eye...it did happen before and it is fucking burning sensation. 53: I am glad he is vegetarian. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
