Posted October 31, 2014 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months. 4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if anyone hears you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging. 1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more! HAPPY HALLOWEEN 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2014 You always get a sweet treat, sometimes not so sweet, almost bitter. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2014 If it's brown you know it's chocolate! And I have a better excuse for putting a bag over your head. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2014 You won't get arrested for going door to door asking for it You can enjoy it with "mini people" It is OK if spouse comes home in the middle of it Blue balls are actually good Lots of ladies will do it with me for FREE!!! Go ahead - do it outside. The neighbors won't bitch 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
