I went to a nightclub last night

[FatDog]

The band played the Twist, so I twisted.

Then they played Jump, so I jumped.

When they played Come On Eileen, I was escorted from the premises.

[MAG]

The band played the Twist, so I twisted.

Then they played Jump, so I jumped.

When they played Come On Eileen, I was escorted from the premises.

LOL, that's a good one.

[urfan]

yeah yeah

at the party, everyone felt merry. then Mary left.

everyone was jumping for Joy but Joy jumped higher (apologies to Ms. Alexander)

[Guest]

The band played the Twist, so I twisted.

Then they played Jump, so I jumped.

When they played Come On Eileen, I was escorted from the premises.

yeah yeah

at the party, everyone felt merry. then Mary left.

everyone was jumping for Joy but Joy jumped higher (apologies to Ms. Alexander)

You guys are cracking me up!

[Krokus]

There are 100's of these these are the ones I remember from the 6th grade I was 12yrs old, I am 55

I was working late at the office when my boss came in and pulled out two 44's and a gun and said you are coming to a party with me tonight.

On the way to the party we got a flat, she jacked, I pumped, then we got out of the car, and changed the tire.

Then we stopped to get gas to find the attendant pumping Eithel, then we got the gas.

When we got to the party everyone jumped for Joy,..Joy was swinging naked on the chandelier.

When everyone was jumping for Mary but Mary had to leave,

Then I was admiring Gloria's sliky black hair then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses.

Some one threw a rock threw the window hitting Susan, in the chest and almost broke 4 of my fingers.

[macho]

I shated on the poop deck! Did I do it right ?

[urfan]

here's one of my favorites from Redd Foxx.

I was fucking my girlfriend in her upstairs bedroom when a baseball came flying through the window and hit me right in the balls.

I was lucky though because if it had happened five minutes earlier I would have gotten a concussion.