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Guest hgritstoo

I'm sexy and I know it!

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wtf are you tryin to do to us, grits? as if it wasn't humbling to read elsewhere about some guy having trouble getting his dick thru security at airports, now you gotta post about confronting a 29 bmi, paunch and shrinking height.

what's next: baldness and hair growing on the ears? and here i was jest startin ta get my mojo back.

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Ladies, do you agree that the average guy walking through your door looks like this?

http://m.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/10/this-is-the-average-mans-body/280194/

I'm one inch taller and 5 inches lower in waist circumference than the average ! YEA!

I can feel the waves of envy now, drifting through the internet.

I'm a Greek statue compared to that.

Meanwhile, who loves it, other dudes!

I get WAY more attention from men who are impressed with my build, and the fact I look like this wrestler, than anything from women. Girls appear to not care, or very successfully pretend not to, and are frequently frightened of me. So, if you're Joe Average you probably are more attractive to women because you're innocuous.

Irony rules life.

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I can feel the waves of envy now, drifting through the internet.

I feel 'em too! :)

fat_guy.jpg

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pfunk and nusa are the Abbott and Costello of t.o.b. pics. there should be an award

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