Posted August 21, 2013 this snapped me out of my morning brain fog: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular for the tldr-ers from the article: "Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring happiness to your Johnson, but sticking a fork into it isn't one of them." and . . . . "According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past." talk about gettin jiggy wid it reminds me of the old joke: what's the best thing to come out of a penis? wrinkles 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 21, 2013 Urban dictionary. "SOUNDING" Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......gives me the willies, the heebbie jeebies, & the freaks just thinking about it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 22, 2013 this snapped me out of my morning brain fog: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular for the tldr-ers from the article: "Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring happiness to your Johnson, but sticking a fork into it isn't one of them." and . . . . "According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past." talk about gettin jiggy wid it reminds me of the old joke: what's the best thing to come out of a penis? wrinkles This post reminds me of potatoes and jelly. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 22, 2013 This post reminds me of potatoes and jelly. OH. MY. GOD! Boink, I thought you said you'd never share that with anyone butt me.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 22, 2013 this snapped me out of my morning brain fog: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular for the tldr-ers from the article: "Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring happiness to your Johnson, but sticking a fork into it isn't one of them." and . . . . "According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past." talk about gettin jiggy wid it reminds me of the old joke: what's the best thing to come out of a penis? wrinkles How do you find this stuff, urfan? I always love your posts... This old guy just needs to find a way into our universe. BTW, if this guy asks anyone over to dinner, wash your hands, AND the utensils!!! LOL:p 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
