$50 Handjob

[buckinbronco]

A man goes to a bar and meets an escort after talking to her for a bit, he asks her, "Alright. Enough talk. How much is it gonna cost me for a handjob?""$50," She says."$50 for a handjob? You've got to be kidding me!" He replies."Come over here," She says. "See that car outside?" She points to the window. He looks out, and sees a brand new sports car."Wow, that looks pretty expensive." He says."I bought that purely off $50 handjobs." She replies.The man thinks to himself, "Hell, they must be pretty good." So he gives her $50, and sure enough, best one he's ever had.

He goes back the next night and finds her again. After a few drinks he says, "Alright. That handjob last night was pretty good. How much for a blowjob?""$500." She says."$500? That's fucking ridiculous." The man replies."Come here. See that house on the hill?" she says. So the man comes over, and looks out the window. Outside on the hill, he sees an immaculate mansion. Easily more than 20 rooms."Wow, that looks extremely expensive." he says."I bought that off of $500 blowjobs." she says.So following suit, the man gives her $500, and sure enough, it's the best blowjob of his entire life.

On the third night, he returns once more. "Alright," He says. "No more playing around. How much is it gonna cost for some pussy?"She replies, "Hell, if I had a pussy I'd own this town!"

[urfan]

eeeewwwwww

[macho]

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[Guest alibaba]

That is incredbile:eek:

[Mistress Claire]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Awesome!

[Nusa]

A man walks into a resturaunt and looks at the menu and sees cheesburgers $5 and handjobs $50. When the pretty waitress comes to take his order, he asks, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She replies, "Yes" with a smile. At that point the man says, "Well wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger. "

[Mistress Claire]

LOL but also ewwwwww LOLOLOLOLOLOL