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Jez UaBriain

Things that I know-feel free to add to it..

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A spin-off from Skibums thread:

Things I know:

You can't argue with a troll.

So, stay out of flame wars.

This goes hand in hand with , pick and choose your battles wisely.

Stay away from crack hoes, speed freaks , and other related stuff.

They don't want your help and will steal you blind, then help you look for what they stole from you.

Cops are not your friend. Not now, not ever.

Jefferson County only wants your money.

Peckers that can't get hard need affection too!

Just as we can't judge a book by its cover, neither can we judge others.

Never post when you are drunk, or high for that matter.

The written word is the hardest thing to get people to understand the context in which you intended it to be.

Not everyone will like you by your written word, even though they don't know you.

Don't let it bother you. :D:):o

And lastly:

Stevie thinks we are all haters.

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And with that little tidbit, Stevie, may I offer some unasked for advice.

We are not all haters. I just ask you to sit back a little bit and re-read what you write- BEFORE you hit send. If it is really abrasive, think if there is a way to re-word what you intend to say. The best way to get your point across to a large group of people is to put it out there without being petulant, or by being denigrating to those to whom you wish to inform.

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Add to the list.

You have to love, trust and respect yourself before you can love, trust and respect anybody else.

Wear your heart on your sleeve and deal with the hurt instead of feeling nothing.

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Things I know:

Some people are attention-whores. Don't give them the satisfaction.

Ignore people who give unsolicited advice, as they usually don't practice what they preach.

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Being an Iowa girl, Jez, here's one you should know:

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it.

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The more I know the more I realize that I don’t know diddly. Here are a few things I think I know which are subject to change without notice:

You can’t throw a potato chip.

Laws make criminals.

Life causes death.

Dogs love it when you try to throw potato chips.

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Things I know:

1. Elephants can't jump

2. You can't slam a revolving door.

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