Posted April 8, 2013 Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90. So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing. When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?" "I think mine was a witch." "A witch?" "Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 8, 2013 Ya know, I had a similar experience when I visited a “house” for the first time. This was before I started seeing independents. The madam could tell I was a newbie the minute I walked through the door, and I think all the ladies were busy. She asked me if I had any experience….I said no. She told me that all newcomers had to learn what to expect…..and to get experience by practicing on the knothole of a tree. Said I should come back when I had enough experience. Boy, was she right! About two weeks later I came back….and told the madam I was experienced now. She looked at me kinda funny, but called out the line-up. I picked out the most petite spinner I could find. We went back to her room, and after negotiations, I picked her up and shook her as hard as I could! Well, she screamed like a house afire, all the bouncers came rushin’ in and jumped me, a cussin’ and a yellin’…... “It’s okay!” I shouted, “I’m just checking for bees!” 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 9, 2013 Thanks, Simone and Grits. I needed a good chuckle today. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 9, 2013 Thanks, Simone and Grits. I needed a good chuckle today. +1 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
