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Many hookers have boyfriends/husbands/pimps or some other assorted array of dead beats hanging around them. Sort of like strippers. You rarely see a stripper without an entourage of (male) losers surrounding her, trying to wiggle out sexual favors. Occasionally, these guys will provide some sort of support service: driving her to and from appointments, picking her up at the strip club, helping her move her shit when she gets evicted from her apartment for non-payment of rent or because her landlord found out that she was seeing clients out of her crib. One thing these guys usually don't have is money or a steady job. Many working girls actively try to recruit these men from their circles of Johns. When I was a more active whore monger, not a month would go by where I didn't get some kind of offer of an "extended relationship". But this was, is, and will be a no go area for me. In short, the idea that escorts are "independent-minded business owners" is a myth.

They are all legitimate questions. Just say no. No need to make a big deal out of nothing.

It's like a law of physics: Anything she does with you - and claims she's only doing this with you she's done a hundred times with a hundred other guys. That tongue she's french kissing you with - "honey, I only kiss my dearest clients" - has been buried deep in a guys azz crack just an hour before she came over to your crib. Enjoy!

That many - perhaps even the majority of - providers aren't good with money isn't exactly a secret. Hence the frequent fund raisers, tin cupping, asking for rent money, prepaid, etc. Sometimes you feel you're stuck in an endless loop of... However, the smart hobbyist turns this lamentable fact to his advantage. How? Let me give you an example. Years ago I was banging this hot stripper out of Baltimore. Killer body, total PSE, great review, but expensive: $300 an hour. There is not a chance in hell that I'm paying a hooker this kind of cash. However, she had extremely poor money skills, liked to do lines and drove an expensive car. So, frequently you would get emails from her saying she needed money and she'd come over for $150 or even $100. Sometimes she'd stay the night for $500. These days I usually post my ads on CL 1) during the last week of the month (rent's due soon), 2) Before the beginning of summer (girls need money for summer vacations), or 3) just before the semester starts (tuition is due). Responses go way up. The point is: if you've paid full price, you've paid too much.

ah, shit, here we go again, out comes the tin cup.

Fixed it for ya!

Dude, once you're done feeling sorry for yourself, pick up the phone and start calling one of the thousands of other hos who are peddling their snatches online.

Nothing better can happen to a hooker than a John who falls in love. It's the gift that keeps on givin'.

A hooker claims to have fallen in love with you? Then it's time to

I've explained this many times. There are no more listings for escorts, since CL has removed that section a long time ago. You have to put up your own ad on "talent temp jobs" - it's a slow and tedious process, but I find it more rewarding than banging the same old same old 40+ hooker with a leathery hide and a worn out puzzy.

I get my hos from Craigslist, so I'm not worried.

Girls post here to market their azz. Since demand is kind of non-existant these days, no need to market. Then again, waiting for the next fundraiser post.....

Nothing enlightening about it. If you have no marketable skills, then, yeah, you're gonna have to start sexting with 70 something year olds.

Why are you here?

I can see this going over real well in school..... Teacher: So, everyone tell us what your mommy does for a living. Little Johnny, why don't we start with you. Little Johnny: "Mommy works in a business called a strip club and dances for people and tells them jokes, gives them hugs, and gets tipped money for doing so, because bodies are interesting and beautiful and people will pay money to appreciate them, and because companionship is important.” Class erupts in roaring laughter... Kid is humiliated and embarrassed. Yeah, real nice.

Most of them are too dumb to set this up.

These "these poor strippers can't make any money during the Corona crisis" are getting a little long in the tooth. And I don't buy this "For some of us, porn-making and digital work are our only real option to provide for our families right now." It might be the only option because nobody wants to hire your tattoed azz with 0 work experience other than gyrating up and down a greasy stripper pole and sucking off guys.

A basement full of ice cold beer. A large fridge full of the finest spirits A freezer full of steaks, hamburger, brisket and ribs. A dj pumping out hip hop beats 24/7 A neverending supply of bimbo strippers and pornstars.

She has one of the hardest jobs right now: standing next to the moron in chief, listening to the garbage day in day out.

Considering that the majority of TOB peeps are feeble geriatrics, I expect a few moderator slots to become available soon. I'll be polishing off my résumé.

But still incredibly stupid and without merit. If it were up to me, I would impose a hard lockdown at least until the end of August. Shelter in place, only go outside for absolutely essential errands. This would bring the virus's R/factor down to about 0,2 or 0,3. Boom, bye bye virus. Anything else is playing with fire and risking exponential growth, with predictable consequences for icus. For all the stupid people in this thread who seem to have slept through their statistics and science classes and who say: well, if you want to stay safe, just you shelter at home, then. The point of a quarantine is not that the people in quarantine are safe, rather, it's that the people outside are safe from those quarantined. Do you imbeciles not get this? If everyone stays home, nobody can infect anyone, and Covid-19 is gone in no time. IOW: Me staying home makes the world safer FROM me and safer for YOU.

Morons: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/18/us/texas-protests-stay-at-home.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage Sensible Politics: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/18/world/europe/with-broad-random-tests-for-antibodies-germany-seeks-path-out-of-lockdown.html

Handling things like a boss lady: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/04/jacinda-ardern-new-zealand-leadership-coronavirus/610237/ https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2020/04/angela-merkel-germany-coronavirus-pandemic/610225/ The village idiots have taken over: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/03/bolsonaro-coronavirus-denial-brazil-trump/608926/ https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/20/us/politics/trump-coronavirus.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

Times are just as difficult for hobbyists, many have lost jobs or customers, etc. I'm simply pointing out that this is in large part due to the ineptitude of the current government, led by a guy with a toupet and a micro penis whom, I'm certain, many have voted for right here on this board. Are you saying I'm wrong?