I Dream of Pussy

A whaaambulance? Sure does have a fragile kitty, huh?

If you worried more about your reviews than mine, you might be able to quit your real money maker. I know you need it though so take it slow.

Pay attention, ladies. Except for ALL SIMPS, suckers, and SOME providers, nine out of ten hobbyists' consensus is...fuck that. Just had one today on STG. First question "she" asks is, "Where are you". WTF? How about where you advertised? Spidey senses tingling, I asked what any streetwise monger would, "Where are you?" Never answering, "she" gets to donations and quotes a deposit because "she's" "been burned". Yeah. So have I so, fix your "panties", chick. It never happens without C.R.E.A.M.

Not sure what HUMINT is, or what your friend's shit luck has to do with time and companionship in the DR but the bucket list remains unchanged.

Is that how you said what I said better than I could say it, being nice? Or is it I'm that irresistible.

Nope. Nope. And, NOPE. First of all, nope. All paid when services are rendered, I won't pay to reserve a table at a restaurant, visit my hair stylist, or consult with my lawyer. Second of all, nope. I won't be leaving a crumb trail to my financial/RW data. Third, NOPE. With PLENTY of no deposit options, by and large, deposits are for SIMPS and suckers but, be it to lower volume, cull the herd, upgrade the base, whatever the case may be, it's simple, your body your rules. And as long as you are transparent about what TCB and BCD looks like, and you know that NEXT! happens to providers with deposits A LOT, you're good! I'm good. We all good!

Hobbit!? Quick! Do an IP check!

It was a drinking moment for sure but, wrong again Rosie. Try standing for something.

Seriously? Take this post alone. Nothing wrong with it at face value, anyone with eyes connected to a working brain knows, it's you, Rosie and Girls, and the feMENist posse, that can't leave the Jack and Jill cosplay alone long enough to leave well enough alone. From your ridiculous obsession with "top-secret" UFO's hiding in plain sight , to what it means to be both a hobbyist, which is not to be confused with SIMP, and what it means to be a provider, your miserable, clueless life becomes more evident with each appearance. I'd bet the farm you're single because there's not a self-respecting woman on Earth that will take you (serious) as her man, and no amount of posturing will change that.

Was it the SAME day, or AFTER? Damn. This hobbit hole gets deeper and deeper! I love it when the self-professed escort queen has nothing better to do than assert the guy who never gets pussy goes through so much effort to not get the only pussy you admittedly ever get. That's quite the harem you have at your disposal, Rosie .

Who else knew?

Welcome, Teenytiny one. Have fun and be safe.

Derail, instigate, throw shade, insult, point at the dumpster fire. Seem familiar?

Absolutely right. Rosie the union stewardess et al stir it up to do exactly that and/or get members banned.

Agreed. Because LE needs an invitation into your life.