I Dream of Pussy

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  1. This Is Not That

    That's right. This is not a rate thread. This is America. The land of C.R.E.A.M. And honey. Home of the free because of the brave. This is for the gentlemen. But also, the ladies. As of today, the average annual salary in Colorado is roughly $56,000 a year. $59,000 nationally, that's roughly $29 - $30 an hour based on a 40 hour work week. It used to be that 3 roses an hour were one she loves me, she loves me not too much for the Dream. To put that in perspective, just one funky rose a day is 1,500 roses a week. And that's with weekends off. Not counting holidays and bonuses, that's 78,000 roses a year, minus expenses. How do you say that's quite the rose farm you have there without saying that's quite the rose farm you have there?? But that was yesterday. Surely worth their weight in gold, you're hardly able to even buy groceries for under 1 today, so I've recently expanded my to-do list to 5 roses an hour. Add no less than an hour drive time to the nearest candy store, and that's a whole lot of roses when, to put this in perspective, I recently had my water heater looked at for one funky rose. And now it works great, lasts a long time. Here's to hope. Gentlemen, how many roses are one rose too much for you?
  2. ED treatment(s)

    I once took a blue pill. It did nothing. Is that because I don't need no stinking blue pill?
  3. BBLs

    Wait, you're a butt surgeon?
  4. OnlyFans….

    Your "friends" not included, anyone with half a brain sees what I see, even you.
  5. What to do?

    Yes, yes, and yes, just a little bit.
  6. What to do?

    Then neither are you
  7. OnlyFans….

    Ah, yes. I stand corrected. And upon further "research" https://www.allacronyms.com/LEO, it could also mean: Low Earth Orbit - Technology, Space, Aerospace Law Enforcement Officer/Online/Organization - Law Enforcement, Government, Geocaching Launch and Early Orbit - Satellite, Technology Leonberger - Dog Breed, Dog, Breed Code Legal Entity Object - Toxicology, Metallurgy Late Every Occasion or Link Everything Online - Technology, Computing, Link Longitudinal Education Outcomes - Education As for derailment, who was it to first question the member's choice of moniker? And incidentally, might @Oliverleo AKA @Savoir Faire be yet another? How very tiresome.
  8. What to do?

    Negative. My time matters most. Depending on the area, and level of communication, the most they get is 15.
  9. OnlyFans….

    After 9 pages of "LEO" search results https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Leo&page=9, not one defined it this way. Only familiar with "LE" to include its officers, can anyone else confirm what yet another derailment from the gr8 one brings to the fold? @Oliverleo there are plenty of references to guys who either are or have huge dicks in that search. Not noticing dick in any of your posts, I'll attribute the rest to envy. The (hobby) world needs more real. Keep up the good work.
  10. Why is it so hard for you guys to verify?

    Maybe get lost, take up stamp collecting, shooting pool. You forgot fine dining. Just saying. LMMFAO! What a tool. And a hard on for me. And reviews. Whatever that thing is. Here's the real thing. You've been here going on ten years. And in ALL those years, you've shared seven experiences with six women, each anywhere from 1 - 6 six years apart. Granted, it's seven more than it appears I have but still, not only am I in a pussy desert and you're presumably not, you're hardly the PUSSY PRINCE, so why not give all this energy on me a rest, put your money where your mouth is, and oh, IDK, write reviews! I'm (not so) sure any woman will have your charms and obsessiveness.
  11. Any foot fetish providers in Denver

    Oh my. You know, a slightly less severe form of that used to hurt so good when younger. Used to.
  12. What to do?

    Thanks for sharing. It seems you did all the right things. Too bad that happened to you. My input is, flags mean things. Never ignore them.
  13. BED(room) hygiene

    Some of us are also clean freaks, but my sense is most are so entranced with you, Ms ~P, and that spanking fresh and ready puma of yours, that we are oblivious to all the things that concern the woman you are in the real world. I'm with you 100% on the body scents and oils. All about that fresh puma though. I notice you mention Fabuloso a lot. Seeing you identify as Ebony, it makes me wonder. Always enjoy your posts.
  14. 411 on Nikki Nichole

    ^STANDING OVATION^
  15. Why is it so hard for you guys to verify?

    Do your intelligence a solid and take a look at all the ladies who are and are NOT in the forum. One the deep blue ocean the other a festering pond, which are you performing for?