[When should providers start?]

Honestly, never.

[Providers: What Is Your Exit Strategy?]

I doubt the majority of prostitutes have much of an "exit strategy". Sadly, many have substance problems or just don't have money skills. Some wind up in jail or rehab or the ones being trafficked get lucky and someone intervenes. Others aren't so lucky and their exit from the business is death. For every upper scale prostitute on the boards, there are probably many more on the low end that are just barely making it day to day.

[When Should Providers Retire?]

They should all retire and find better jobs

[Doubles????]

Only if I can get two for the price of one. I'm a cheap bastard

[Now THAT'S How a DP Is Supposed To Be Done!]

that is gross

[Which Denver tv personality would you like to have a roll in the hay with.]

Kathy Sabine

[today we remember those who have died in the industry]

It shouldn't have to be an occupational hazard.

[Big Bills or Small Bills?]

Dude, you take yourself way too seriously. This is prostitution not a fine art gallery.

[Big Bills or Small Bills?]

Just pay the bitch and be done with it...

[What if you've had her mom already?]

As the Nike commercial says "Just Do It"

[ASP, Sex Worker, Prostitute, Hooker, Whore]

We can quibble over semantics all day long, but in the end all terms are pretty accurate. There really isn't much respectable about the industry whether you are the buyer or the seller.

[Who Gets The Better End of The Deal?]

Honestly neither. The client puts himself at risk for std's and feeds a demand for sex workers which in turn puts women at risk for trafficking. There are far better ways to make a living and even betters ways for us to spend money.

[ladies, your education is not a selling point to me.]

Get real, you girls aren't in this business because you have an MBA and got tired of Wall St. This certainly is not a line of work that you are going to have a booth set up at a career fair. I don't think you are morons, but I am pretty confident saying this probably wasn't your first or even your tenth choice of vocations.

[Dear Moderators....]

Classics - Hill Street Blues

St Elsewhere

Cheers

Miami Vice

Current - Sons of Anarchy

Revolution

[Would It Be Fair For Me To Say...]

Yes, overweight women are not attractive. Neither are overweight men. There is nothing attractive about being fat.

[Banned: Elise]

Ever thought that maybe Elise was just a flat out [ Snip ]? We only get to see tips of icebergs.

[DATO]

There is nothing more disgusting in the world except for maybe actual shit eating. There is no way I am going to tongue someone where they expel poop. I also do not want anything ever inserted in my ass either.

[What's the difference? Anal questions...]

There is no difference, both are disgusting. I don't ever want something inserted into my ass. I don't even like giving anal sex to a woman. The one and only time I did, it smelled and was an immediate buzzkill.

[Blow Job Questions]

Quite simply, I have no desire to ever let a male suck my cock and I do not want anything ever stuck up my ass. The only time a finger should ever even come close to my ass is for a prostate check and nothing else. Even if the hottest woman on the planet were to pull a finger wave, that would immediately cause my pecker to shrink smaller than a toothpick.

[The Client List]

Clients are ugly, that is why we see prostitutes, and prostitutes usually are pretty used up.

[Spelling]

It is a pet peeve of mine, spelling is perceived as an indication of intelligence or lack of, but I am not going to be the forum spell check.

[The Client List]

Too bad the real spa girls don't look like her!