Jez UaBriain

You are not kidding. That place was strange!

Guilty ! I have never even glanced at the rules. If you know how to play well with others in this sandbox, have basic common sense ingrained in your brainbox andnothe difference between Trainwreck and a troll , then you should be able to get around these forums without committing any major rule infractions. ,,☘️

I hate selfies. Makes me feel like a narcissist. Just saying......🍀

I was thinking (oh no)! That it might be interesting what we think is time wasting pertaining to this hobby. Here are my definitions based on my experiences. The dude who wants to continually text one question at a time. The guy who just wants to chat,and never books. Or schedules,then you never hear from him again. What do you consider time wasting? 🍀

The majority of us ladies have been around long enough for you to know we are indeed legitimate ladies So it really is up to you to make us feel comfortable to know that you are : A) Not LE. your age .And C) you are a legitimate hobbyists. C) do you have references from prior escorts. I don't have to know your full name, or the name of your company you work for. We would like to know your first name and your age. Give us a basic idea of who you are. Not trying to be redundant, but It really is up to you to make us feel comfortable enough to see you. ☘️

Not if I am behind them. 😁Honk!!! The stoners are even worse . They sit at a 4 way stop.....and wait for it to turn green.🍀

Melissa, in keeping with your line of deep thought, I wonder if I should worry about where those "dicks" have bee? And what does a guy with the name of Dick think? Points to ponder indeed.🍀

Yeh, I bet you can feel a real connection with a robot doll. 😂On the bright side, she never says no to any kink or perversion you may have. In all seriousness, I quit playing with dolls when I was 10.🍀

I don't see guys under 35. I do not want to be a teacher of sex for them, nor do I want to feed anyone's mommy desires. I want my men to be -men! I like mature men. I don't have much in common with a twenty -something young man. If I am old enough to be their mother,then they are too young for me. Mature men know how to pleasure a woman. Young guys are still learning. But not from me. I want a man who has had some of life's experiences. The kind that we all experience as we move through life. I am just not interested in the baby boys, older guys rock for me!🍀

Well then, I'm 21 !! ......okay, make that twice.🍀

I concur, however this is a post that is stating how spoiled we were when we could say more in our adds. Now to stay within the advertising guidelines- we are limited. So maybe your peckers will have to educate yourselves about reading between the lines when it pertains to your current lady lust(s). 😼

What? You mean we all use our big heads, and not our little guys and girls? What a concept. As much as I hate to say it often brain power thinking and what attracts our guys to us are not in the same category. So guys do have to start using there brains instead of just what their peckers think. Because we are very limited in our advertising. This is a one sided venue. Not much can be done to change the legalities involved.🍀

This posting was done on my sucky little 'droid phone. Which makes things like paragraph breaks, and other such edits next to impossible. So read between the lines and ignore the structure of this. I do know they are there.

Oh yes, the WiFE experience. Too funny ,this cracked me up. I needed a good chuckle and you came through. I also don't like the menu options. It just cheapens the whole experience. Most ladies in this business go well beyond the wife experience ,er, vanilla type event. In a true GFE event, many things can happen within the event. And with advertising being so limited these days as to how much info can be listed makes it hard for both parties involved to convey what they will do /and/expect in services. We are not spoiled anymore. You gentlemen really do have to make us comfortable in the knowledge that they are not LE before any services can be discussed.🍀

As I have said, this happens to the ladies also. Trust me, while some girls will not admit to it ,it is true.Rejection is a very real issue that cuts right to the core. It hits on that "Im not good enough" thought process. I have learned that there are some of the opposite sex from myself who will call a girl , so they can just be the one to reject. What ever it takes to make them fee!l betterment I have also learned to not dwell on ti ,or try to analyze the "why did they ask me" to the point that of being at their door. It labels tnem to me as a person who has had issues with a member of my see priorly. Don't dwell oni t. You'll drive yourself crazy trying to figure out their issues. It is their loss, not yours

It depends on the situation .What I find mildly disrespectful is when the 18 -20 something wants to call me a some innocuous term of endearment without knowing me. But I do realize this is a situation based interaction. But as a middle- aged person, with the life experiences that come with people in my age group such terms are of familiarity are generally for use by people who know me well.

For me the best trail is whatever one the hound and I are on at that moment. There are not any "bad" trails in Colorado. And for those who want to enjoy hiking in the nude- join AANR and visit Or become a member of Mountain Air Ranch . Which is here in Colorado and has various trails that are well laid out and maintained for maximum scenic views of Colorado's mountains. Skill level of those particular trails are from easy to moderate. You do need to wear appropriate foot gear.🍀

Even skinny girls will wear a spandex type slip when wearing a form fitting dress. Trust me on that one. People are for the most part ,vain. We all want to appear our best. Male or female.🍀

This.

We are products of our environment. And our intellect is based on that environment. While I may have sucked at chemistry and algebra, ask me about training horses, or raising cattle. I also have higher education in my back ground. But I totally suck in those other two prior mentioned subjects. I hold title to being in the last class of the baby boomer era. The cold war was part of my upbringing. Do I think my generation is smarter then Gen X? No , I don't. But I do believe I put more thought into some parts of our political landscape.that other generations don't. Intelligence is mainly about how well we understand, and utilize what we learn. You can be well educated, but socially inept. And with that my friends, it doesn't matter what generation we hail from.🍀

Admiral-your response is the posting of the month. Excellent and well written. You are my new hero May you get a extra helping of pussy. The op believes that there IS truth in advertising. Right. And I am 21 again. Advertisers in any realm have been known to use any means to stretch that truth. However, when ones clothing hits the floor, just how much a lady has stretched that truth will become evident. The op does not seem to know how to back channel. How hard is it to ask a reviewer about a lady's appearance?

Every friendship has boundaries. The friends we have outside this venue, the friends we meet inside it, and the future friends we have not met yet. As these friendships evolve boundaries will grow or lessen. Each one is different, but there will always be boundaries in each one. So yes to the op, it is possible.🍀

Badboy, Chrissy, and several more who shall remain unnamed.... If you go before ol ' Jez does......she will drink a parting glass (only it won't Jager that this Irish lass drinks) to your memories.🍀☘️

Hey , I'm still waiting for someone to come on these forums as " Captain Save A Hoe. But as for your question tBB if you know Photoshop you can always insert a armored knight on a dirt bike for the rider. There, I gave you a idea on how to fix it. Then you can still be Bad boy, and a White knight too!🍀

Before I crawl out of bed in the morning I like to start it with this prayer to our creator."Grandfather, thank you for another day not promised"! Which indeed for that I am grateful.And any day I can do a walk about in the hills with my beast-ette is a good day. Which today I did.🐾🍀