Nightrain

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  1. Posted · Edited by The Oxymoron
    Name calling

    Not a problem to listen to constructive criticism but all your criticism is subjective. No factual evidence of dis-crediting my supposition. Furthermore, I have spent nearly 30 years of practicing this "mumbo jumbo" and no planes or space craft have crashed because of my engineering. [snip] come back with when you have some actual refutation. Oh, and the alleged size of your wiener doesn't count. :rolleyes:

    Ok, I timed out on my response while editing, so here it is a 2nd time:

    Not a problem to listen to constructive criticism but all your criticism is non-sequitur. No factual evidence of dis-crediting my supposition. Furthermore, I have spent nearly 30 years of practicing this "mumbo jumbo" and no planes or space craft have crashed because of my engineering. [snip] come back with when you have some actual refutation. Oh, and the alleged size of your wiener doesn't count. Bwaaaa ha ha ha

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  2. Posted

    For me it's Math. I hate it! Hold up your hand to count on your fingers, 1 + 1 = 3 I have to take algebra this semester which is going to mess up my 4.0 GPA because I just do not freakin understand math. English, literature and science I get. Putting letters along side with numbers WTF. Wish me luck...LOL

    The trick (heh) is to to understand that the letters are simply placeholders for numbers, and, what numbers you assign to one side of the equation, you must do the same to the other side of the equation. The equal sign is paramount; it has one meaning, and one meaning only: What you do to one side of the equation, you must do to the other side of the equation in order to keep the equation balanced.

    Example, if you decide to assign a +100 to the letter A on one side you must assign a -100 to the other; or assign a x100 on one side, you must assign a 1/100 to the other to keep the equation balanced. Good luck.

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  3. Posted

    Statistics.

    I can math it up in any other category - algebra, trig, calculus, you name it. I love integrals and differentials. But ask me how many permutations are possible if you draw 6 balls out of a bag of 15 red balls and 15 blue balls....I might as well be a monkey flinging poo.

    When faced with this problem, I go back to basics. A 3-bit binary word using 1 or 0 binary bits is 2 to the 3rd power equals 2x2x2, or 8 possible permutations. In your example, it would be 2 to the 6 power or 64 possible permutations. The number of red and blue balls (heh) in the bag is irrelevant.

    Oh, and to answer the OP's question, I am fucking color blind and tune deaf. Gawd, I'd give my left nut to be able to see a rainbow in color or truly appreciate some Beethoven.

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  4. Posted

    But, wouldn't you want the other potential clients to know? ehhhh no bueno

    Jez, I can see your opinion as being valid. I think I may have even been guilty of offering a review special. hmmm... now I wonder.

    I guess, my thoughts are that if you give crappy service, you give crappy service, and if you give good, you give good. Since I am on the giving end, I don't know if I can give a fair answer. All I can say, is that I don't care if you are rich, poor, ugly, hot, book 1/2 hour, or 2 days, service should be consistent. These guys are spending quite a bit of cash here.

    Perhaps give a discount on the next appt after his review is posted. ;)

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  5. Posted

    I think the idea of de-criminalizing prostitution as a panacea for ills allegedly related to prostitution is as wayward an idea as the now widespread idea that all or most prostitution (legal or otherwise) begets human trafficking.

    I have seen studies that show the de-criminalizing prostitution actually increases violence against providers and increased human trafficking. So far, the most workable approach (for the provider at least) is the so-called Swedish model where the selling is not illegal but the buying is. In this way, the lady can go to the police without being fearful of being charged if she needs to.

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  9. Posted

    I once saw an ASP who first massaged the outside of my poop chute with a lubed up finger. Felt dam good. Then she penetrated and dam, it was as you say, felt like a reverse dump and it was painful as well. I can't imagine sticking anything larger than a finger up there, yikes, no grassy ass.

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  11. Posted

    I just had a particularly vile idea:

    What if providers offered one hole (mouth, ass or vajayjay) for a discount. The catch being you have to share with other clients at the same time.

    Multi-tasking. We could get more appointments packed in to a shorter amount of time for more money (wouldn't be half off) and you guys could get a discount.

    My ATF (currently retired or UTR, IDK) used to tell me about 2 guys that would come to see her. The way she told the story was they were into her as much as into each other. She was always clean and douched every time I saw her. :)

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  12. Posted

    The same thing crossed my mind at my last business trip to Atlanta, but the prospect of getting popped by LE during a business trip, and then being UNABLE to fulfill my obligations on the trip, well, it scared me to death. Yeah, I know it's stupid, but everything seems a little riskier on foreign soil. I wish you the best of luck on your Atlanta search.

    That's why I hobby after the purpose of my trip is done and I have a local lawyers phone number memorized. Just in case. LOL

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  14. Posted

    I was wondering when Nightrain would contribute a story. Man, you should write a book.

    I gots hundreds of them only they are your standard hooker-john interactions with an occasional sprinkling of LE.

    Oh, got my $4000 Rolex stolen by a hooker one night. About 8 months later, she was complaining about selling a Rolex for only $500 to a pawnshop, I think she forgot she stole it from me to begin with LOL. Course I myself found it on the beach back when I was in college so I never said anything.

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  15. Posted

    Exactly.

    When I ran the agencies, I found that it was never the "hottest" girls who had the most return visits and were the most successful. It was the girls who were consistently able to make their clients feel special in some way.

    I usually split my hobby time about 90% banging hotties and 10% with those I can relax, chit chat and have a drink with. ;)

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  16. Posted

    First day in Denver, I picked up lunch and parked under a tree next door to eat my lunch. Unmarked and marked cop cars pull up, block me in, and pull guns on me. I was in a bank parking lot and it looked suspicious to them.

    Got into a fight with a big black dude, he busted my lip and pulled a gun on me. I took the gun away and knocked him to the ground. As I was ready to shoot him with his own gun, a cop car drove by and common sense took over.

    Good times. :rolleyes:

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  19. Posted

    Diamond Caberet and LaBoheme are not dives and are actually owned by the company that also owns the Penthouse Club and the PT's clubs.

    A true dive is Saturdays.

    Speaking of dives, whatever happened to the Paper Tiger on south Santa Fe. Last time I was there was 1996 or so when a drunk stripper fell off the stage on top of me. You could get a good stink finger for about 50 bucks. Ah, good times.

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  23. Posted

    I don't really see how this would work ?)

    Well, as a general rule, I don't book HH appts so I was essentially shooting from the hip, offering my thoughts w/o any experience.

    Also, I made the assumption that most ladies don't book back to back appts all day long, I assume they take breaks for personal bidness, so an extra HH could be absorbed easily into their schedule.

    But then, I'm usually wrong every 50 yrs or so.

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  24. Posted

    The ladies should consider offering HH appts with an option of extending if things click.

    I have, at times, booked an hour and things got so uncomfortable that I ended watching the clock more than her. :rolleyes:

    On the other hand, I've had fabulous appts that I've extended. Paid for, of course. :D

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