Experience Description: I'd been intrigued for a while with the prospect of meeting Elisa. A few weeks back we IM'd for a while, then spoke on the phone to see about setting up a session. At her request, I called the night before to verify the next day's session. Strangely, she seemed confused and not to have remembered our "date," (set the day before) but said, "Uh, OK, then. See you tomorrow at 1:00p.m." In the morning I called again, and left another confirmation message. Because I hadn't heard back from her, on my way to her location, I called and left another message to indicate I hoped we were still on. (I admit I was a bit concerned--as well I should have been, apparently--based on the relatively high percentage of reported "no shows" in her reviews. She finally called and asked if we could delay the meeting to 1:15. No problem. I'm an accomodating guy, but I did ask, "Are you sure that 1:15 will, in fact, work for you?" She acknowledged she wanted to ask for a 1:30 start time, but she assured me she could make it by 1:15. Great. At the designated place (Home Depot) and at the designated time (1:15) I called. No answer. I waited for a return call for about 10 minutes, and nothing. I turned off my phone, and I headed back home. As I live 30 miles north of Denver, it turns out I wasted 1.5 hours of driving time, plus another .5 hour accomodating her request for a start-time change and waiting for her to get her act together. When I got home, I had a voice-mail from her. She was very "sorry." Her excuse was her dad was in ICU and she was busy calling family members. (Seems like her father was the reason for a previous "no show" review......draw your own conclusion.) Sounds harsh, and perhaps it would be if she didn't have the "no show" history she does. Based on my experience and the mixed reviews, hooking up with Elisa seems to be a hit-or-miss thing. Maybe others will have better luck than I. Too bad her communication skills are lacking. At least I can take solace in not getting fleeced by a 3G experience where I could have thrown away money--instead of time. JerryS

Experience Description: Elisa is back to slim spinner that she once was. She looks great. I have a great time with her. Her incall is very clean. She takes time to know ya. Some say to much time. Don't go if you are in a hurry. She no longer offers daty.

Experience Description: Typical 2 call setup. Arrived at contact point and called to get the rest of the directions. No answer so I left a message, after 10 minutes tried again with no answer. Never got a call back. Don't waste you time. Knew she had a few no shows but it had been a while and thought she got her act together.

Experience Description: Its always a GFE with Elisa. Lunch, drinks at her place and then bedroom fun. I have seen her a few times and have never been disappointed. Set up is with her and is easy. From some of her other reviews I guess its a YMMV situation. Dont plan on getting in and getting out in a hurry, Elia wants to get to know you. I enjoy spending time with her.

Experience Description: Elisa is a very good provider, it's been a while since I've seen her but I've recommended her to my friends and all have been impressed. Elisa like's to get to know her clients and for herself and many this is great. For some it freaks them out. I've found that once l saw her naked wow she is very sexy. Thank you Elisa for making my friends feel like kings.

Experience Description: my little mind has been blown (no pun intended). Elisa is beyond any ASP experience I've had, and I've had a lot. I've come out of review retirement because Elisa is so exceptional - very different from the rest. Everybody advertises gfe this and gfe that but if Elisa was my girlfriend I would propose to her. I have never felt so completely at ease and comfortable ever; but it took a little doing. We talked for a long time before anything else. We both took our time to get to know each other, and that patience led to one of the BEST experiences I have EVER had. I won't go into details, but suffice it to say that Elisa has an *amazing* body and was *amazingly* wonderful to be with. She was exceptionally gracious, warm, and understanding that I not the man I was when I was 21. I will see her again ASAP and ASAP thereafter and so forth. However: if your thing is 3Gs or all business or if you don't like to make intelligent conversation for a while, then she is not for you. She is *very* smart and discerning. Its all about comfort level with her, rather than just business. If you're looking for lots of fucking and very little talking, I'd suggest you pass her by. But if you're up for for some good conversation, some time getting to know one another, some appreciation for a lovely, talented, and wonderful woman and then LOTS OF INSANE OF THE HOOK FUCKING, Elisa is your girl. BTW, no problem at all with directions, scheduling, etc etc. Just be a bit patient: she is cautious - not overly but understandably so; and she is very real, not all business and nothing but business, so if you can be patient and real you will be in for an AMAZING time. If I could keep her for myself, I would.

Experience Description: HORRIBLE. Hands down, the worst experience of my career. Consequently the first time I've been compelled to write a review. Not my first rodeo, I know these things are hit or miss. I've dealt with flakes, old pics, texting during the deed, upselling, nasty apartments, bad odors, you name it. Until Elisa, I've never had a provider actively and maliciously screw with me. <br> She didn't cancel, or even stand me up, she strung me along for half the night (after I drove over an hour to the Home Depot parking lot she told me to wait at). I'd wait, give up, get call apologetic call and a plea to come back, come back to Home Depot and do it over again.<br> In one night she had <br> 1) dad drop in unexpectedly and demand rent <br> 2) "phone trouble" (she hangs up on you and calls back 10 minutes later)<br> 3) the urge to recheck the provider who vouched for me <br> 4) offering 175$ for the half hour (increase from backpage rates) "for my troubles"<br> Although I made every effort, I never did see her. I suspect she didn't want to keep the appointment but didn't have the courage to tell me straight so came up with silly excuses until I got frustrated and left. <br> Side Note: Unprofessionalism is apparent on the phone. Very distracted, very scatter-brained. Lots of noise/drama in the background. She asks the same questions repeatedly seemingly not remembering your anwser. She promises to call back or text directions and forgets. <br> Wish I had heeded the multiple other reviews with similar reports of this behavior. Don't make the same mistake I did.<br> <i><b>Reply submitted by Elisa 31 December 2009:</b><br>I was running a couple minutes late for this gentleman. I was unable to reach him in advance to let him know but left a message. When he finally called ME back it was 1.5 hours after our scheduled appointment. At that time he began asking me what I would do for him. I explained that monetarily speaking I would make up for the 15 minutes (25 dollar discount) and that the 15 minutes would be added on the end so we would still have plenty of time. He then wanted to start talking about what I would do for him physically to make up for my tardiness. He wanted to discuss details of activities during our session when I didn't want to discuss this he threatened to write a bad review on every website. I decided not to follow through with the session. I'm very thankful I was running behind and was able to avoid this situation.</i>

Experience Description: Overall, a strange experience... strange but good overall. She had a new dog, who was all over me when I first arrived. Since she was dealing with the dog, it was a little while before we were both naked in the bedroom. But, once we were in the bed together, IT WAS GREAT!!! We had fun, and it was very passionate in the bed. GFE to be sure. She really seemed to enjoy herself, and I sure enjoyed her! No MSOG was offered, but I don't think I had it in me anyway... She seems like a great person, and I would recommend seeing her.

Experience Description: she is a waste of time. I drove out to see her, and she didn't answer. Only to call back 15 minutes later and say she was helping her neighbor move. I decided it was too late to turn around, and she went crazy. Started sending crazy texts, calls and leaves crazy messages, and then I tried to make it right, only to find out she is a lunatic who was relentless about getting "back at me" for not waiting around. Guys, stay away, she's a loose cannon, and not worth your time.

Experience Description: Gentlemen, this is one outstanding lady. The time with her was the best. She cares and was not in a hurry. I will make her door a regular stop for me. Treat her nice, she is very smart, educated and keeps up with politics. If you are in a hurry, then dont bother. She takes pride in herself and her surroundings.

Experience Description: this is the 2nd time with elisa , she is a very loveing and careing woman . for our time together it was mind blowing , and in the end i felt great , and still do .

Experience Description: Elisa is a very warm and caring provider. She is not a dine and dash lady. She likes to spend a little time getting to know you and finding something to connect with you before the fun begins. If you are an open the door, drop your pants, and get to it guy, Elisa is not for you. If you want a session that feels like the end of the date with a little conversation, then this is the lady for you. She enjoys what she does, and the time spent getting to know her a little, makes the bedroom activity well worth it. Her incall is very clean, and very comfortable. She has a rustic very high bed, soft candle lit room, that sets a great mood. She accommodated my requests in the sex department and this was my second visit with her. Treat her like a lady and you will not be disappointed.

Experience Description: Elisa likes to take time to get to know her clients. Lucky for me I had time to hang out and I enjoyed being with her. She is a beautiful, hard-body spinner and her breasts are nice and perky. She is very passionate. I had a great time and we seemed to really connect, so YMMV.

Experience Description: Well, 2 no show reviews for this girl. I jumped through all her hoops, drove 30 miles each way. Only to have her not show. didn't call, email or anything. My advice to Elisa and other ASP's, if you don't want to see a guy at least make up some excuse!

Experience Description: Ok, had to go ride it. A long drawn out get to know you (too long, I'm here to f_uck), I think she's a bit of a former fat girl who's had some shit happen, seems to have a nice family, maybe too close to the family. She needs a realy BF in her life.