Experience Description: HORRIBLE. Hands down, the worst experience of my career. Consequently the first time I've been compelled to write a review. Not my first rodeo, I know these things are hit or miss. I've dealt with flakes, old pics, texting during the deed, upselling, nasty apartments, bad odors, you name it. Until Elisa, I've never had a provider actively and maliciously screw with me. <br> She didn't cancel, or even stand me up, she strung me along for half the night (after I drove over an hour to the Home Depot parking lot she told me to wait at). I'd wait, give up, get call apologetic call and a plea to come back, come back to Home Depot and do it over again.<br> In one night she had <br> 1) dad drop in unexpectedly and demand rent <br> 2) "phone trouble" (she hangs up on you and calls back 10 minutes later)<br> 3) the urge to recheck the provider who vouched for me <br> 4) offering 175$ for the half hour (increase from backpage rates) "for my troubles"<br> Although I made every effort, I never did see her. I suspect she didn't want to keep the appointment but didn't have the courage to tell me straight so came up with silly excuses until I got frustrated and left. <br> Side Note: Unprofessionalism is apparent on the phone. Very distracted, very scatter-brained. Lots of noise/drama in the background. She asks the same questions repeatedly seemingly not remembering your anwser. She promises to call back or text directions and forgets. <br> Wish I had heeded the multiple other reviews with similar reports of this behavior. Don't make the same mistake I did.<br> <i><b>Reply submitted by Elisa 31 December 2009:</b><br>I was running a couple minutes late for this gentleman. I was unable to reach him in advance to let him know but left a message. When he finally called ME back it was 1.5 hours after our scheduled appointment. At that time he began asking me what I would do for him. I explained that monetarily speaking I would make up for the 15 minutes (25 dollar discount) and that the 15 minutes would be added on the end so we would still have plenty of time. He then wanted to start talking about what I would do for him physically to make up for my tardiness. He wanted to discuss details of activities during our session when I didn't want to discuss this he threatened to write a bad review on every website. I decided not to follow through with the session. I'm very thankful I was running behind and was able to avoid this situation.</i>