Experience Description: I texted Nikki based on her 1 Fantastic review. She texted right back and we set up an appointment quickly and painlessly; the appointment was for only about 2 hrs later than when we set it up. The time came and went but Nikki did not. I texted her 3x, politely inquiring as to her whereabouts but heard nothing back from her. Too bad, from her ad and her review she seems like a very cool and desirable lady.

Experience Description: Ava is an astonishingly gorgeous woman, superb body, beautiful face, smooth creamy skin, smells great, dresses very well. She exudes class. However, while she looked extremely sexy, I didn't think she acted sexy. I never once got the feeling that she was interested in me. She was aloof, moving away from me while sitting together, barely touching me at all, and never letting her lips touch any part of my body. Her 3 reviews (all Fantastic)did not contain much info, but lead me to believe that the experience would be something more intimate than what it was. I think that more (any, really) upfront communication about her preferences and approach would have clarified the mismatch between my expectations and her services; and we are both equally to blame for that lack. She may be exactly the woman you are looking for, but she wasn't for me. ***** ASP REBUTTAL 7/28/14 ***** Fair enough, however there are two sides to this story. I thought that we were getting along great. This took a turn when you decided to go into detail about some of the other providers you see and what goes on between you. I'm sure that most men would not like a provider going into detail about all of her clients and what she did with them. It definitely was not a turn on for me. I felt like you had this mental checklist running and I was failing miserably. Gentleman, this is a classic case of YMMV.

Experience Description: Total disappointment. 1st degree boner kill* This is a tough review to write because she's a nice enough person, but she was 100% not present. On the plus side, MJ is beautiful and her body is perfect if you like 'em young, hot, and wild. On the other hand, she was a PITA to set up an appointment with (59 texts - yes, 59, I counted them!) and once I got to her dirty sweltering-hot apartment, I was treated like an inconvenience from the moment I walked in to the moment I left (early). A few - only a few - of the details: a) I asked her to go slow (I'm pushing 60)right away and then many times thereafter and I was totally ignored; and her phone kept ringing until I asked her to turn it off whereupon she ANSWERED IT! and began talking to her HUSBAND! The list of turn-offs goes on and on. The lesson for me: I had a bad feeling about this from the beginning (all that fucking texting!)but I was swayed by her 2 good reviews and her hot pictures, and I feel so bad about canceling with a provider once I've made an appointment that I just go through with it even when my spider-sense is tingling. Really, I should know better by now.

Experience Description: Devon is a lovely, intelligent, and lively woman. She looks much more like late 30s than 50. We had such a wonderful time together I saw her again the next day!

Experience Description: Lizz is the kind of provider I really like - very down to earth, very easy going, very into sex. She's not a flashy girl but rather a mature woman, and that means she looks like a mature woman and not like a made-up tart (not that I have anything at all against a nice yummy made-up tart from time-to-time). She was wonderful to be with, really fun and really sensuous and really responsive. Not at all a clock watcher (she was even a bit *early* for our date - can you imagine?).

Experience Description: I just got ripped off for . These girls had no intention of doing anything at all except talking to me. They never even took their clothes off. Avoid at at costs.

Experience Description: I saw the delightful and delectable Ms. Kush the other night after not seeing her for some time. I tried to write this review immediately afterwards but it seemed that the blood had not yet returned to the big head. She was every bit as wonderful as she always was. She's smart, savvy, and sexually sophisticated; and for me, she's the real-deal GFE.

Experience Description: TOFTT. Sometimes I let "convenient" and "cheap" get in the way of "good." You really do get what you pay for (and vice versa). In this case, she has a fairly pretty face, but the years have not been kind to this lady. She was nice enough, but clearly wanted me to G,G, and then G. So I did.

Experience Description: OMFG! what everybody else wrote +infinity+1. Elle is beautiful, charming, smart, and a total nasty fuckslut. She cured what ailed me and put the hoodoo on me real, real good. I want to keep her for myself and I can't wait to see her again. Not for the faint of heart (or dick). TOB needs another category beyond Fantastic for her.

Experience Description: Lately it has been good to be me. Very very good. I have no idea why this is the case, as I am the same smart-ass sarcastic self-important curmudgeonly asshole I have always been. However, I am forgoing further contemplation of the infinite and/or the inner because I JUST GOT MY BRAINS TOTALLY FUCKED OUT. AGAIN! AND EVEN BETTER THAN EVER! Unique is such an over used term, but gents, I've never had an experience quite like this with a provider (nor often with the various exes). This was not just nasty sweaty bone-bending furniture-destroying fucking (which it was), this shit was INTIMATE! Really? Really. Read on. <not sure this next bit is appropriate for a review but it provides context> I had got some very bad news yesterday, one bit regarding a bro who's dying, another bit regarding my sister being stolen from by someone she trusted. I woke up this morning and it was gray and cold and I just started sobbing. I wrote a few emails and made a few calls and just couldn't stop crying. So I thought "fuck me - I can sit here and stay overcome by grief and helplessness or I can reach out and love life". And - honestly - there is absolutely nothing even close to as life-affirming as sex. Sex with a beautiful, warm, sweet, good-smelling, lovely female.* OMG, was Kittie all of these things. And more. It's not like our gazes met from afar and we became instant soul mates. I think she's a bit on the shy side, so we really didn't talk all that much. The touching and kissing were even a bit tentative at first, but we progressed steadily from a little flame to intense heat to smoldering ashes and back and forth over our time together. We were as wild as animals and as close as lovers. It was amazing. It's hard to put words to how good I feel. My brother Scott would be happy for me and proud of me (I think I held up the middle-aged-East-Coast-Jewish-white-guy end quite well, bro!); my sister maybe not so much... Anyhow, put this in the weird review file and/or have a laugh on me, but I gotta put Kittie in a category all by her self. She was a full-on woman when I needed a woman and not just a fuck. This shit was transcendental. Hot, nasty, and fucking transcendental. What more could a fella ask for? ps - full disclosure - I'm pretty sure I did hear the kittie purr. And purr...and purr...

Experience Description: I've been hobbying quite a lot lately. Often, after a provider leaves, I finish my drink or have a smoke or take a shower or fall asleep or whatever. But I have Never Ever had to make myself a fucking protein smoothie after a provider has left. I am not kidding. I don't know what we had - a spark, a connection, karma, kismet, who knows who cares - but whatever we had just about crippled me. I could go to my grave now and my headstone would say "He Died with a Smile on His Face. A Big Fucking Smile". Expect something extraordinary. There you have it.

Experience Description: TOFTT, I guess. I feel kinda bad about this review, as she was really nice and I'm sure was doing what she thought was fine. However, in my not-at-all humble opinion, this woman is batshit nuts. Not scary nuts but not funny/charming nuts either. She talked nonstop an I really couldn't follow most of what she said. Rather than the oft-lamented 3 Gs, I think if I hadn't asked - more than once - to move to the bedroom, I think we'd still be sitting there with our clothes on. Perhaps she once had a fine body, but not any more. To be blunt, I found her fat and unattractive (try washing your hair and/or putting on some makeup, girl!) and her nice large breasts pointed straight down. I know you get what you pay for (or hope to) but I've seen and spent time with much more attractive women in the same donation range. On the positive side, once we got horizontal she was very enthusiastic and very willing to get her nasty on. I admit to enjoying the experience (cf. nasty, above)but was disappointed and won't see her again. Its kind of a shame because I'm sure on some level she is a real sweetie, and she obviously means well.

Experience Description: Ugh. I really didn't realize that this type of horseshit is still out there: did my homework (I thought) made a call, spoke to a very nice lady, made an arrangement, texted her my address, took a shower. Waited. Waited. Waited. 1/2 hr. late. Got a text "my phone is dying but I'm on my way" (oh oh, first not-so-good-sign). 15 min later get another text asking for directions (um, GPS?google maps. anyone?)(bad sign #2): well, I was gonna tell you the whole story but it just got weirder and later and I just said blew the final whistle and said "sorry, but I'm no longer interested" (she was still at least a 1/2 hour away, if she was even in a car). Anyhow, she call, yells, threatens, I say nothing and hang up, and then (I'm not making this up) she texted me a threatening note! Doesn't LE just love that shit? I mean, infants and some birds know not to do this! So, anyhow, AVOID AVOID AVOID. Dive Dive dive, close all watertight doors... At least I still have my few meager pesos.. Good luck and good night.

Experience Description: I've had the pleasure of seeing Audra twice in the past few weeks. She is very animated, full of energy, and can be a challenge to just sit and chitchat with. However, she has an AMAZING body and is hugely FTF. The same energy that animates her makes her an absolute animal when horizontal. Audra smells good, tastes good, and is good for you! IF you want a quiet relaxing time with a provider who may be easy to get along with but essentially has nothing going on, then pass on by. But if you're up for someone with a *unique* and large personality, who's life is interesting and full with things other than the hobby, who might be a bit more challenging than your typical provider, and who will absolutely fuck your lights out, then Audra is your girl. I'm SO glad I was patient and a good listener, it was SO worth it. Both times.

Experience Description: Would I see this provider again? I CAN"T WAIT to see this provider again. The Crystal experience is unlike any other. GFE has come to mean one can expect a provider to do x and y and maybe not z. However, Crystal is really the hot hot hot girlfriend you always wanted. From the moment she stepped from her vehicle to the moment she waved goodbye, I felt like she was mine. She is gorgeous and her body is very nice and she smells GOOD! The festivities we shared made me feel, for the first time in a very long time, that I was still a good lover and that maybe I still had a bit of the 22 y.o. fuck toy I once was. Priceless>