Experience Description: My bad, but she scammed me w/ the driver trick.

Experience Description: As soon as I step inside she shows me the stop watch on her phone and hits start. I politely asked if I could use the bathroom and she said "No, that's what cops do" I told her I had to go so she said for me to strip completely and I could use the bathroom. As I began undressing I asked if she was going to get undress also. She said no and stood there watching like a school teacher. I walked naked into the bathroom with her following and she wouldn't allow me to close the door. When I asked for privacy she again told me "No, that's what cops do" I began to chuckle and said, "Whatever". I lifted the toilet seat and let it fly. She stood in the doorway the entire time, fully dressed, arms crossed and watched as I urinated while standing completely nude. (I had a flash back of childhood and my proud mother telling me "Atta-Boy" for a successful pee.) I then got a lecture of rules with do's and don'ts but mostly don'ts. I felt so limited by the menu that I was afraid to touch her. All I wanted to do was get out of there. I busted my nut ASAP so I could get this encounter over and write off the experience. I wish her stop watch was science fiction and I could have gone back in time to warn myself. Dulce has nice looks and a great body but the girl lacks intelligence.

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Experience Description: I've seen Rylee a few times and she has always been fantastic. She is Barbi Dahl, 10 years ago. This time, not so much. She was a bit snippy, quick to get upset. Her teeth were rubbing against my cock and she said, "if my teeth were rubbing against your cock, I'd know it and you would know it." It was a full on cooler effect when I brought it up. For the mish, she didn't open her legs and it was difficult to enter her and it seemed she didn't want to be doing it.

Experience Description: This person is a thief. She asked for the scratch-off number of an Amazon gift card worth before meeting, and she dropped all contact once she received the number.

Experience Description: I let her know that it would be 80 miles. I called before I left to confirm. I let her know that I had sent a message on p411 (ashleymonroe407 last login July 26th, 2012) so that there wouldn't be any suspicions. She never logged in. We pay an annual fee for p411, yet Ashley Monroe is a hard-coded entity, and only plays by HER "rules!" I think she texted that about 3 times in a row after hanging up on me, having just parked my vehicle. As a preemption to any rebuttal Ashley Monroe may decide to concoct (which would be about par considering that she never did any due diligence by logging IN to p411, yet she may decide to take the initiative right now to Log In to the TOB review section here to rebut me. Once again, THANKS for wasting my time, purposefully, after a long drive (I had mentioned it thrice): Full Text Quotes: Because she would not answer the phone after rudely hanging up on me for not answering the "What kind of car do you drive?" question correctly (I guess she'd wanted the make, model, year...whether it was a 4-door, turbo, hatchback, lifted. My answer was not to her standards apparently so she hung up), I let her know Again, "I just drove 80 miles" Ashley Monroe: "And im not playing dumb games love either you obey my rules or kiss ass" Me: "I just drove 80 miles hello?" *wait a few secs* "Leaving now I guess" I stress one last time to check my message on p411. Ashley Monroe: "Love get over it you fuck up i dont care about p411 my world my rules" mmmkay? bye-eye I was then freed up to go see a Colorado gal who just so happened to be available for the first time since I had first attempted to contact her in April. Enter at your own risk.

Experience Description: Gentlemen tired of getting jacked?? Well, dont see this ASP!! She is not worth the time or more importantly the money!!! Dont get me wrong, she had a very nice body, but it certainly did not make up for the terrible service Paid for 2 girls for 1 hour. Started off good in the beginning. But right from the get go, it was Rush, Rush, Rush. There was no kissing or DATY. There was definitely no GFE. It was very mechanical. It was immediately down to business with Nicole up first. I did not get to choose which girl was first. During this time, Aurorah was touching Nicole more and leaving me out. Again not GFE. I might as well been doing one girl at a time. After a couple of minutes, I was told to switch girls. Aurorah was even worse. She was so afraid of the condom sliping that she kept her fingers around it. But she was squeezing so tight that is was unconfortable. After about 5 minutes, I asked to switch girls. I was told only one time per girl. If I had know that, I would have switched the order. Aurorah then told me finish up. Again, Nicole was touch Aurorah more than me. Again, not GFE and I might as well have been doing Aurorah alone. So, right as I was about to finish, she pulled me out for a horrible climax!!! Total time was about 20 minutes. I asked for 100 dollars back since I only got less than 30 minutes and got to finish in only one girl. They refused. So, gentlemen, if you dont want to get jacked and waste your time or your money, I would not see either of these 2 providers - alone and definitely not together because you might was well be seeing them alone. There are definitely better ASP out there which will definitely provide a much more pleasant and satisfying experience.

Experience Description: This Chick as a rageing Bit** from the moment I walked in her door, she was all about the upsell, she snatched up the donation and refused to do anything with out more donation. She was rude and a total waste of time. I TOFTHT here guys run run run far away from this one... there are to many nice providers out there to waste your time with this chick...

Experience Description: After taking off an extended time from the board I felt obliged to register again to expose this total rip off. The pictures are not her (or if they are her they are at least 10 to 15 years old). Kelly is one the verge of a BBW. The pictures should be accurate and they are not. She is a nice enough person but she is falsely advertising. With that being said she was nice but it was a total turn off for me.

Experience Description: Bria, aka, Bree, has the most deceptive ads that I have ever seen (excluding AMPs, which by now, hopefully everyone knows, always post fake pics). If the partial facial pics are of her, they are from 20 years ago. If this woman is 44, she's a very rough looking 44 year old and did not have "honey brown" hair. Neither is her body an "hour glass" as her ad states; might sound cruel, but the best description I have is Jabba the Hutt. The pics she posts of her hair show a nicely shaped upper bod, but if she used an actual pic of her backside showing her hair, you would actually see a body that more resembles a square (really big from neck down). I am not adverse to BBW, but I have never been with a woman who is so large that she has rolls of fat on the inside of her knees. Her CBJ skills were pathetic and most of that was hand. She doesn't 69 and didn't want DATY. FS was so-so (not terrible) but her size made that a bit difficult so I finished with Russian. Her boobs are very large which I usually enjoy, but they just didn't do it for me - maybe because they were fat too, not sure why. Her posts say "real pics", which I guess all pics are, they're just not of her or are from long ago. Her ad also claims she is reviewed, but I didn't find any. Also, though a perhaps small point, I don't consider her near "the DTC" as she lives closer a lot closer to Broadway and Hampden area. Btw, I do see many girls that don't have reviews knowing they might be a bust, TOFTT so to speak, so I do end up reviewing less desirable providers.

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Experience Description: I reached out to Mya and said I was I interested in meeting her. We worked out details and I headed over. When I got there, she said she needed more time and asked me to run to the nearest 7-11 for supplies. I did that and it was another 20 minutes of waiting in the car after. I let it go but I was wondering why, when she didn’t just work out a later time with me when we arranged this. Once I was in the hotel room, she showed me a sheet-covered couch where activities would be enjoyed and then said I could look in the bedroom to see that nobody else is there. Strange, but okay, I did. She then left me waiting in the living room while she went in the bedroom, locked the door and spent a few minutes with the safe in her room. I’m wondering what is going on so I call through the door asking if everything is alright here. She finally comes out and leads me to the couch. She gives good CBJ with her being topless but that was the limit of the experience with everything else being off the table without a longer session. My 30 min ended up being 10 minutes of limited activities and 40 minute of waiting and store-runs.

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Experience Description: TOFTT Not the one on the pictures she is overweigth and with to meny rules do not waste your money on this one

Experience Description: This all started because I've been looking for a FBSM provider in the springs. I called a few but either I didn't like them or they weren't available so I took a chance on a CL girl - Danielle/Freaky Annie. I could sum my experience up for you by simply saying: Save your money and your dignity. But where would the fun be in that? So on to the review. I don't know about all of you, but a provider's demeanor on the phone is pretty important to my decision. This girl actually didn't sound too bad, so I figured "what the hell?" I made the arrangements and traveled to her apartment. It wasn't in a great part of town but that didn't necessarily mean anything. She met me downstairs and when I saw her I thought "Hot damn! Another chick who doesn't look as good as her mediocre pictures online." Nevertheless I persevered. I needed some attention in a bad way. We went up to her place which was decorated in the same vein as the abodes you'll see on Cops. But she had a real massage table! Unfortunately that's the most professional thing about this girl. Oh yes, there was a nice massage table. With no linens. It's okay, though. Laying naked on vinyl in january isn't nearly so bad as it sounds. And boy did she have the ambiance covered. Clothes on the floor, light from a dirty window, and hip-hop on the stereo. I tried to break the ice with a little conversation. I like to feel comfortable considering she was about to get to know my most private parts. To her credit she kept up for about five minutes. After that I had a hard time concentrating. The cold splash of lotion that she initially applied had dried and yet she continued her "massage" determinedly. Yes, she did her work without the benefit of lubricant. For 20 minutes. As for technique - well she has a unique approach. Using one hand only, for example. She uses that hand effectively, though, tracing a single circular track around your back with her fist. Not particularly hard and not particularly soft. And not particularly doing a damned thing for my sore muscles. After her one hand got tired she reached down onto the floor and grabbed one of those wooden happy massagers and proceeded to roll it across my back. Sensual. Speaking of sensual I think we had different definitions of the word. I get the feeling that an evening of potato chips, a 40 ouncer, and some Fear Factor constitutes a sensual experience for her. There was no body contact, no caressing, and no enthusiasm, feigned or otherwise. Now I say "partial body" massage because it consisted of my back, my chest, and the occasional foray onto my thighs. Thankfully she worked those with such care that I honestly didn't want her going anywhere else. When I flipped onto my back I was thinking "okay, now finally maybe we can get on with this." But no. She wanted to work my chest. Which she did, with the same technique she uses to scrub the kitchen counters. Over and over. At least on my back I could watch her, though. Yay. After an achingly long time (yes, I'm passive-aggressive) she got down to business. With much relief I saw her reach for the bottle of lotion. I don't think I could have taken a dry "happy ending." And after seeing her teeth I sure wasn't going to ask for french. Spasmodic hand motions would be just fine, thank you. And boy, did she work The Honorable Mr. Johnson. She beat him like a naughty four-year-old. Which is to say with kindness, love, and... oh hell I can't even pretend. My first high-school girlfriend knew more about how to treat a man's paraphernalia than this girl. I used to think it was a joke when people said that a man's penis has a brain. But now I know it does because mine wanted out of that situation ASAP. Somehow I actually finished in two minutes and without a complete erection. I'm still amazed. And lucky, because I don't think she was going back to the bottle for a refresh of lotion. To her credit she did clean me up. With a towel she picked up off of the floor. I kid you not. So yeah... not a good time. Next time I'll download Milf And Cookies #12, get a bottle of Astroglide and a glass of wine and make a night of it.

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Experience Description: Oh man, this is one of those hard ones to write, but i must i must. After my first visit, i felt that the girl has so much potential and i gave it another chance. Turned out to be a terrible idea. But let's start with the good- she is so fresh. i know weird way to describe, but that's the word that comes up Fresh daty is not my thing at all, but i just couldn't resist. That's all for the good. The bad- no french of any kind. she said that she just can't suck "all those cocks". Whatever that means, one thing for sure is that no french avail! The ugly- it is east Missp and that area is just shit. You drive a nice car, everyone will be looking. Thugs in the complex are everywhere, and if you are white, you are a fucking minority. When you walk up to her appt you will be walking along Miss against the traffic, so smile you are on camera! Last, but not least,you may have to take a trip to the store to get some items. Followed by a cancellation text. So overall, another disappointing pretty girl with a Terrible attitude... oh well, it's the fun part of the game:) Last words- will Not recommend... PASS!!!

Experience Description: Contacted Lily through her website. She called back and we set a time to meet 2 hours later. She said to go to an intersection & call for further directions. I called when I arrived at the agreed upon time. no answer, voice mail was not setup. Waited a few minutes, called again, same thing. Oh well, her loss