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bcynott | No Show | 7 | 6/29/20 | |
Seen on 6/21/20
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Show Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: NSNC, gave time and general area, I get there, ghosts all texts. Responsive before I got there. Age: 24 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 35B-N/A-N/A |
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Suesanna | So-So | 24 | 10/16/16 | |
Seen on 10/15/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/113084 Experience Description: DItto on the last review, almost to a "T." She doesn't seem to like oral, mentioned that it's personal and guys don't do it right. I state that all women are different in that regard. She does kiss though. I appreciate her concern for her health. I am the same way. I got the same verbal treatment as the last reviewer stated so it's not a YMMV situation in my opinion. Her attitude was so-so, with disrespecting comments about stopping so as not to cum so early on cause she felt good (I took it jokingly and bantered making it fun for me, though she did say that I was more endowed than most, which I did not know that for sure all these years -- it's better to have multiple opinions and not just one) and she cut me short by about 25 minutes (only lasted 35 minutes). She's toned/athletic which is quite nice. The tat didn't bother me at all. Felt a little rushed. Maybe she didn't get the relay how long the session was supposed to be as this IS an agency. Kinda shallow, and not a very loving/giving person in my opinion. Wasn't gonna write this review but the most recent review so replicated my impression, so I felt obligated to share a confirmation review. I've had a about 10 (almost all of them) great experiences this year. Don't feel too much at a loss on Chanel, just empty, though she DID do any position but seemed to tire after only maybe 15 minutes. She got dressed right after. Didn't offer shower. Thinking she thought I was there for a 30 min appt. I didn't protest naturally. Good luck to you in your travels ;) Age: 28 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32B-24-38 |
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Brooke Kelly | N/A | 16 | 9/18/16 | |
Seen on 9/17/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: N/A Recommend?: N/A Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown Additional Website Link: http://brookekellyisamazing.escorts.biz/ Experience Description: ADMIN NOTE-We opened an inquiry at both users requests and determined that this was a misunderstanding due to network text lag which could have been mitigated by either party if they would have made a phone call. We changed the reviewers No Show to N/A.-ADMIN NOTE END No-Show, but not "No Call/Text"...She played "games" but accused ME of playing "games"...when all I texted 13 mins before our appt was "I'm here just to let u know." Confirmed appt a week (P411 appt request), a day, and 3 hrs (text = "Ok perfect.") in advance. In the end, she accuses ME of "playing games," yet she kept asking for 5 more minutes, first saying "Are you still here?" 15 mins after her chosen start of the appt, next that "Almost ready. Give me about 5 minutes," 33 minutes after the appt time, then the "My family hasn't left yet, could you park blah blah...wait for a couple minutes please?" 50 mins after the appt start time, and then "I have no idea what plans you have but I feel like you're playing a game with me or something...my family left but it seems like maybe you decided you didn't want to go through with your appt for some reason. That's fine but I wish you woulda just said that so I wasn't here wondering what the heck is going on even more thank (sp?) an hour after our Appt time has passed. Communication would have been extremely necessary so things could go smoothly. Anyway, have a great day and my apologies for whatever I may/may not have done to deter you from the plan" 52 mins after the "planned" start of the appt, next "I don't know what to think. Did you change your mind or something?," then "Listen .. I'd like an appointment, with you . You obviously wanted to have one with me ... So stop being weird and cryptic and being strange ... just tell me where you are what time you want to reschedule for and if you do then fine if not then fine" comes at an 65 minutes after our agreed upon start time to which I showed up 13 mins early (to make sure that I didn't get caught by the predicted and witnessed multiple accidents I drove by on the way), and again, "Our appt was supposed to have ended 5 minutes ago. I have company now so it would have to be a bit later" 69 minutes after the start time of her choosing the day before and re-iterated 3 hrs before with the "Ok perfecct." text. I tell her that others do not have any problems with my easy-to-understand, rather routine, communication to which she says, "So why weren't you being straight with me?," and lastly, "Bye as far as I can tell you no call no showed and there's definitely something wrong with your ass. You're sure having a problem now" Sorry for the long texts, but this is in case there is a quote rebuttal unquote. I did nothing but short "Yes" answers to her requests to WAIT. I was reading a book while waiting so I was never upset in any way, but it just got ridiculous so I left after more than an hour of reading. This is for you gents to help you in your rigorous search for a smooth-sailin' provider (I'd say, 75% of them out there are cool and fit that description) Much luck ;) Age: 29 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36B-N/A-N/A REBUTTAL: ADMIN NOTE-We opened an inquiry at both users requests and determined that this was a misunderstanding due to network text lag which could have been mitigated by either party if they would have made a phone call. We changed the reviewers No Show to N/A.-ADMIN NOTE END First of all this client showed up 22 min early and texted me a "I'm here" to which I answered "you are early , please go park someplace else until time for your appointment " when the time came for the appointment I texted " where are you?" To which I did not get a reply for 20 min and when I did get a reply it was strange and it was cryptic , all it said was " reading" and I answered him with a "oh". Then after another 5 minutes I said "if you didn't want to have the appointment then all you had to do was say so and not play games with answers that make no sense" he replied with "I haven't been out there" I asked "out where ?" To which I got no answer for 5 minutes and I said" if you want an appointment tell me where you are what time and come over if you do not then you do not " to which he answered "I drove a long way " 5 minutes later again . Then he says " I never have problems with other girls" that's it nothing else and I said ok well I have company now our appointment was supposed to be ending 5 min ago if you want to wait till a bit later and reschedule that's fine but I don't have time for all this ." Then he answers ' I'm done" and I say this is a no call no show as far as I'm concerned . This client has seen me before with no problems whatsoever and this miscommunication started with HIM showing up 20 (not 13) min early . |
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Mary Ann (BP) | Yes | 2 | 9/9/12 | |
Seen on 9/9/12
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: YMMV with Mary Ann. If you wanna take that risk, go see her. Because Mary is in my wheelhouse at 150 and for the most part, GFE, I would not blink twice at seeing her over and over consecutively. Her figure is medium to full, with a pretty nice rear preview. I did not last as long as I Should/could have at 30 mins in. We shared past experiences for a bit afterwards. Easy last min appt, I was vacillating among 3 different BPers, while en route (they were all in the same vicinity) and chose her, due to how she sounded (one, I'd suspected, to be bait n' switch the more I listened in closely to her voice, all 3 TOFTTs). If Mary had no-showed, as done previously to a reputable reviewer, then I would have fallen back on one whose vocabulary had turned me off a little. Mary seems, as though, she may have been working/hanging in and around blue-collar boys, at least for some stints in her life. She is level-headed with loving soft rosy sexy eyes as seen in most native Colorado/Cali/western gals. Her hair smelled fruitszy, fresh and clean, un plus pour moi. Her height, at around 5'4," makes us not match up well. Nonetheless, one day, as she draws nearer, she may get to KMFH. YMMV |
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Ashley Monroe | No | 5 | 8/18/12 | |
Seen on 8/19/12
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: I let her know that it would be 80 miles. I called before I left to confirm. I let her know that I had sent a message on p411 (ashleymonroe407 last login July 26th, 2012) so that there wouldn't be any suspicions. She never logged in. We pay an annual fee for p411, yet Ashley Monroe is a hard-coded entity, and only plays by HER "rules!" I think she texted that about 3 times in a row after hanging up on me, having just parked my vehicle. As a preemption to any rebuttal Ashley Monroe may decide to concoct (which would be about par considering that she never did any due diligence by logging IN to p411, yet she may decide to take the initiative right now to Log In to the TOB review section here to rebut me. Once again, THANKS for wasting my time, purposefully, after a long drive (I had mentioned it thrice): Full Text Quotes: Because she would not answer the phone after rudely hanging up on me for not answering the "What kind of car do you drive?" question correctly (I guess she'd wanted the make, model, year...whether it was a 4-door, turbo, hatchback, lifted. My answer was not to her standards apparently so she hung up), I let her know Again, "I just drove 80 miles" Ashley Monroe: "And im not playing dumb games love either you obey my rules or kiss ass" Me: "I just drove 80 miles hello?" *wait a few secs* "Leaving now I guess" I stress one last time to check my message on p411. Ashley Monroe: "Love get over it you fuck up i dont care about p411 my world my rules" mmmkay? bye-eye I was then freed up to go see a Colorado gal who just so happened to be available for the first time since I had first attempted to contact her in April. Enter at your own risk. |
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Vanessa Belle | Yes | 34 | 7/28/12 | |
Seen on 7/29/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: C'est une destination idéale pour votre voyage. Navigating through the nightlife (Rockies game Bataan Death March) makes me hornier. Mine eyes drift. Mrs. Belle (reference to "Belle" in Gone With the Wind? don't know..) was outfitted as hot as any women I'd surveyed amongst the crowds, a little too hot for my over-30 (though well above-average body too, it's unavoidable ;D YMMV) self to draw attention if any onlooker were to be attentively acute as to what we may be up to going up in an elevator together, obviously not believably a pair, YET. It was past her bedtime, but she, young, can summon the energy to perform (after all day on her feet shopping for books). She haveth lefted me completely dazed, as she was on all 4 cylinders at the end too, a fuel cell http://www.fuelcellenergy.com/ Smiling starry-eyed. I felt a "Here I am...(da na da na) RocK me like a hurRicaNe...(da na da na dunt na)." She's Floridian. I don't know of another (à l'exception for the one for the majority of last Summer who was pulling me by the hand to meet her friends and sleepin' over) who's put me on the BFE defense. Born aggressive, just as that one ATF was. It's in her nature to be on the offense, a go-getter, she can't help it. Minimal talk, she lets her body do the talking, GFE wrapped in deeply hornified PSE. le trouvez nouveau |
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Stacy Adams | Yes | 5 | 7/21/12 | |
Seen on 7/22/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Stacy has lovely beach eyes (young flush rosy tender sunny San Diego eyes). She will converse with you heavily to develop a rapport (very passionate and compassionate, personable), and not one of those talk you to death time's up, but a evenly unfolding out of playing the hand of intimacy. I normally don't go for non-thin girls, but Stacy is sweetly soft and sexy, GFE. Her hiney could be framed (a gift from birth). Librarian glasses. Her soft curly hair dangled and draped along my navel like a gentle island breeze. Ended in standing K9 at foote on my tippy toes a good while. Because of her rates (reflecting the deflation of the dollar (yet rising commodities), and Fed manipulation of the M2 money supply), when you need a natural rejuvenation or a breath of life, Stacy Adams is the one to call. |
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Scarlett Perri | Yes | 24 | 7/14/12 | |
Seen on 7/15/12
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Reminds me, in body type and aggressiveness, of the one I'd seen 16 weeks in a row last Summer. Her stamina is admirable, with juicy tiny rear view. Psychological in speech, could have switched majors. Will lay the flattery on thick. Don't say I don't mind being pumped up. It was like..a...psychotherapy session (not that I would know how one is conducted. As an aside, if there was a sex component added in, then I'd go to a psychotherapist (female) every week, especially if insurance paid for it, a cryin shame, this world in which we live. A struggling female psychotherapist should consider this avenue as a means to drum up business. Scarlet will leave you feeling starry-eyed or zapped by a frisky PSE. The GFE dosage was more of how she spoke to me (and not in the Doing so much), her voice intertwining around my brain. Hotel, techy, and newly constructed. (Disclaimer: I may receive future dividends for this review, however she was FTF and horny, taking almost all that I could give her) YMMV |
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Nyla (P81716) | Yes | 3 | 6/30/12 | |
Seen on 7/1/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: A 4th of July bebe come early, with American-invented Lovely Ladies. Blonde, tall, aggressive, sporty, tomboyian, somewhat calloused..She should think about adding Dominatrix to her repertoire. Nyla likes being done, and, in the setup, had promised me a good experience with her. She fits into that category, I've discovered, that will give you that lasting effect (never longer than a week, for me). Her stamina's better than 70% of other women. This activity we all wallow around in is a high-priced massage or dance imo. Our time together was very hot and sweaty, her tanned body, warm.. Nyla's voice sounds in the vicinity of Demi Moore's, not high-pitched. This info for you is "tipping" to her. Started off PSE due to the liberal use of gasps of pleasure (fake). After revving up, moans increasingly sounded more natural GFE. There was a modicum of connection and I enjoyed not just being "friends" with Nyla for the evening. Her cock check was better than my boob check, she sent me to her penalty box.. New number 714-673-8890 |
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Nickey Huntsman | Yes | 4 | 6/1/12 | |
Seen on 6/2/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Nickey is shadowy, and may be a nudist (not the accustomed putting clothes back on after consummation, in addition to standing unabashedly in front of a large well-lit uncovered upscale hotel window). Very hard to describe her, because she is disconnected or quiet (self-admitted "awkward"), a dark fairy from dank London. You have to take the lead (minus the initial kiss). She is new, in your arms YMMV like a GF. I rarely pick an asp up and carry her to lay her down, but she was already on the couch cradled around me kissing me, my hands on her curved back, so I naturally had to transport her to a more comfortable destination. A two-as-one experience ensued ending very well. Nickey is somewhat short for me, but this limitation would not necessarily hinder our chances of seeing each other again. She is there for you, for the full hour, to be sure YMMV She looks better in person, an "odd" girl. I shift to take on an open-minded artistic frame of things/people in life when met with strangeness (myself included), so I would perceive her a Winona Ryder-type, but she is definitely unique unto herself. and I like her for who she is - even though I don't really know who she is ;) |
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Blake West | Yes | 3 | 5/26/12 | |
Seen on 5/27/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Blake West is cute. We seemed to really think alike (we both had had a somewhat - her more than me - parental void growing up). Blake was very much a light to me during our time, laughing out of satisfaction with herself, a rarity. She was warm from start to finish. Soft loving recessed brown eyes. Natural redhead, colored brown. TBH, going in, I had consternated that Blake would be offstandish. She negated my skepticism not long after I'd entered in. I had already seen Hazel (good too, even suggesting to me a porn gig in Texas :) putting her at ease. Blake is a GFE in the way I'd prefer (peeling off each others' clothes naturally). She's a hair short for me, nonetheless so adorable (radiating love), it doesn't matter all that much that we don't quite sync up. Her ears are cute. YMMV, upscale incall - illuminated, secured, tall hallways, and views (*^3^)/~ Was once a Mormon. |
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Andrea 623-xxx-8407 | Yes | 13 | 5/18/12 | |
Seen on 5/19/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Andrea is selfish. Very taught tatas. Even though she doesn't even LK really, she does leave you feeling connected as best as you can be connected given her restraint. Very clean. She will stall with talk a minute or 2. Her sense of time is a little off...kept wondering when I was going to (release). By night's end, she'd wanted me to Pay a return visit, be a reg. I said maybe because she's good-looking and we Did connect. For a one-timer, just to take a look-see, she's worth it. YMMV For me to repeat, I'd have to have full access. Easy to schedule with. |
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Olivia Grace-3562 | No | 27 | 5/12/12 | |
Seen on 5/13/12
Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: NSNC I'd received a msg in the morning of "Yes :)" to my sent msg from the previous day (as she had requested) of "Are we still on?" I did not follow my discipline of calling before leaving for such a trek ~ 80 miles. Was lucky to see another good one, a 28 yr old mother receptionist, less than 5 miles away on a whim, late (she scurried to procure a hotel room). Was not going to write a no-show (because I really do not want to put a dent in any provider's otherwise excellent (or very good, even) record), until this morning when Olivia offered to reschedule an appt today in messages on p411, then goes AWOL again. Olivia is in high demand right now due to a perfect track record. I do not like traveling a long distance, and then being given the runaround again on the proposed "discounted" reschedule as recompense for her getting "mixed up" on the day (not the time) that I was to see her. The dating game isn't that far off from this experience. No one's perfect. I write this review for others. I ended up on the wrong side of YMMV this time obviously. ********************** ASP REBUTTAL: I just read my review for the "no show" and would like to take a minute to let the truth be known. I am by no means a perfect person, I do make mistakes or mix things up at times, just like everyone else. I do however do my very best to be on top of my schedule and respond back to my clients as quickly as possible. Most importantly I ALWAYS treat my clients as I would want to be treated. I am always very polite and respectful, I will give you the upmost respect as long as you respect me. I always make a point to call and inform clients if i am even running a few minutes behind. The person who posted this review oddly enough is not showing up at all on my p411 anymore..the fact he claims i went awol is almost funny. He did have an appointment for the night AFTER he claims I "no call no showed". I was able to confirm this thru not only my schedule but thru all the emails the wo of us exchanged. I was well aware the mistake was on his behalf but still apologized and offered to see him another day, he was very rude in his email back (I will never let anyone be rude or dissrespectful to me in any way in this part of my life or any other) He continued on accusing me of "toying" with him, I continued to be polite to him as I informed him that is not the type of person i am at all. I told him if he really felt that way he shouldn't see me because i was trying to make something right even when I confirmed thru our past emails the appointment was not for the night he showed up on but the next and that I have no intrest in seeing anyone who is rude to me. As for his claim of driving so far and being stood up, anyone who has ever booked with me knows that I will always give the location info when they call to confirm either the night before or the day of the appointment...his review has no location. This is because he never confirmed the appointment, no location means he never confirmed with me. I find it cowardly that he would post this even tho he has my number, email and p411 and not once has made any attempt what so ever to contact me the next day or any other as he claims. I try very hard to work around peoples schedules and I am always sure to treat all my clients as i would like to be treated..so if you are reading this man who wrote the false review..I feel very sorry for you that you are so hateful and bored to write a completely false review, I find it ridiculous a 30 something grown man would behave like such a child. |
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Britney (773) | Yes | 13 | 4/7/12 | |
Seen on 4/8/12
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: If you need not much connection, but a hot young girl who smells good, mainly shampooed hair (a pet peeve of mine - hers was perfect), then Britney should wet your appetite. I have a feeling that she plays dress-up too, like the librarian with glasses role-playing get-up (or that really could've been her glasses out of necessity idk, didn't ask). It was a long drive to her upscale hotel, but I am satisfied for having ventured that far. She enjoys it, obviously, mostly in face-to-face straight-up positions. I like em all. She's a fantasy-maker, I'm a maker-maker, looking to connect on some level and we did on a moderate level, nothing high into the skyline like the best all-time have with me. This makes her run-of-the-mill on that performance criterion alone. Everything else about her, however, her hotness, body, and youth/image, rates an 8 or 9 out of 10. Her stamina is not the best, just above average. I can go hours without losing it. All the women I've been with in the past year know that. Upon your completion, she expedites your progress to the door. We still had, eh, 7-10 mins, but I didn't even mention it cause Britney did me fine. She will not allow you to connect much. It's just pure fantasy play with her. It's an act, and many many businessmen, true johns etc. probably want that. It was nice on a purely sexual arousal play activity, but not much affection or relationship was to be allowed. She doesn't allow it. Britney was fun to be with though. I liked her. |
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Brielle MacKenna | Yes | 17 | 4/6/12 | |
Seen on 4/7/12
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Brielle deserves this review. Benevolent, healer, good listening, professional (not in the PSE sense), and hospitality would best describe her. For someone in her mid-30s, she still has a good soft form, namely her boobs (quite a feel and sight). She intends to lose weight (gained via an injury in her former real job). I alluded to core yoga exercises to help. She could also change scents or perfume to vary up her presentation. A married person may not want her to expose him to the misses though. She knows about your anatomy, as that is what she went to school for. Very clean. I tend to prefer thin women who are my height, but she more than made up for that in all other areas. You may have to take the lead sometimes. She will keep going and going until you stop her or you stop yourself. She presents a good case or memory to see her again. |