Experience Description: Cassie and her friend Khloe are apparently traveling and are visiting our fair city. Keep moving along, is my advice. Setting up an appointment was easy, and everything was on time. She met me outside the hotel and brought me in. Standard low-quality session ensued, including these features: - dog in the room - girlfriend in the room, walks out without even saying hi - mention of friend's boyfriend, or maybe brother, or maybe both, who might be coming around - mess of towels and other stuff on the floor - bad attitude of "let's get this over with" - limited menu - answering phone during playtime You get the picture. Recommendation is to avoid.

Experience Description: So, I can't give a real name because her ad has been edited a few times, thus go by the phone number. First she was Sam and now she's advertising as Gabby. She is not 22 or 23 as she says. Maybe 27-31. None of the 16 different pictures she's rotated are even remotely close to her. I should have walked when she looked nothing like her pics but I gave her the benefit as she was semi-attractive. And that's fair/generous. She was half an hour late for no real reason I could tell- but here I was thinking it would be worth it if she was as cute as her pics. No massage table, just a towel on a queen sized bed. No oils, just half a gallon of moisturizer. No real massage to speak of. She just kind spread the lotion around on my back. She did a body slide once or twice. When I asked her to dig in deeper, really work some muscles, she did so for about 10 seconds. Right to business after that. Some uncomfortable Russian followed by a lazy top off. When I was done, she wasn't going to offer a shower but I insisted as I was covered in six pounds of lotion. No conversation, no engagement even though I was talkative and had a good attitude. Charged me for the full hour even though I was gone in 30. Serious hobbyists can skip W. Alaska Dr.

Experience Description: I called Julia on short notice and asked if she had any time available. She said she would in about an hour and a half from then. It was short notice and I said no problem but I would try another time. She called back and said she had some time in about 20 minutes. I drove to her apartment and she asked for the donation. She stripped down to her panties and had a nice body and breasts. I was on my stomach for about 10 minutes and she had me roll over. She rubbed the front of me but never made contact. She asked if I had anything else that needed attention and I pointed to the fun area and she said she didn't offer happy endings. She rubbed my shoulders some more and received a text and said "Oh great. My boyfriend is on his way over." It has been a long time since I had such a letdown.

Experience Description: This lady outright lied. Did not provide services she offered by phone. Total ripoff. Stay away from her! I've done several reviews on TOB, all positive. It's rare for me to do a bad review. This lady should leave the industry.

Experience Description: News Flash! Birdman takes one for the team: Normally you know Birdman rarely complains and would rather say nothing than say something derogatory about a provider. Everybody can have a bad day. But a ripoff is another story. I was lucky I was not turned to ice. Unfortunately, the Birdman had a royal MCKENSIE turd drop from the sky onto his watchful eye-squawk! There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. I asked for hh and she said that 120turds is the price for her precious time. Ok, off to the cheapest hotel in town 34$/night. It's her kind of place...it get's better: She's late you better wait as she ends her stop-over in COS from Dallas on here grand road trip from Cincinnati. Can't stay in one place too long got to keep mov'in and keep the fresh suckers coming...next state..next town...go..go..go. Oh, sorry, You can't do that you only paid for hh for 120 so the claim of "NO RUSHING, NO GAMES" just got repealed. Oh yeah "she has shrunk too" as the long legs she claims became fat and stubby along with everything else. Don't expect truth here--this girl is pass'in through so she can say anything she wants. No worries about reviews--here today gone tomorrow. See-ya later "nitz". You can't do this and can't do that. For a fatgirl her /hr must be in high demand in Dallas but good luck in the springs. Birdman struck a fine "bargain". I'll tell you that! That 200 kisses in COS surely gets you a pleasant beautiful classy lady here. Not so in Dallas as this "fly by night" provider can attest. The event is scheduled for 30min but our premadonna has other ideas. Time to start harping...let's go! It goes like this: Start your engines at the 3G MCKENZIE International Raceway, Vroom Vroom, ready set go....hurry up, hurry up, she yells... now passing the 1 min mark, can't yoou do this any faster, can't do that shreeks "MCKENZIE-not", Oh yeah, hurry up, my girlfriend is waiting. We pass the 2 min mark...flip over...oh yeah oh yeah do it do it she fakes. She is her own biggest fan. What's wrong can't you go faster. Step on it as 3min mile goes by. Up on 5 min's hurry hurry...time is money..someone else is going to show up and pound on the door---QWIIIIIK!, Oh no..go...go go-boy..get going there boy. Hey you are soft, what's the matter? Does that happen often? Ok, watch this. Ok, I'll flip you over and let's just get this over. Wow! Birdman is in and out in under 5 minutes and "WINS" the race. The crowd roars---cheers, hurry! Birdman has dropped the nut into a greed pit. Ta DA! Happy days are here again. MCKENZIE ,the frenzy, has done it again waiving the checkered flag. Now MCKENZIE says with a grin: get the Flock out of here! So finished, I smelled the stale air and couldn't wait to see my colorado sky and clean puffy clouds that I love so much. This reminds me of George Bernanos: The horrors which we have seen, and the still greater horrors we shall presently see, are not signs that rebels, insubordinate, untamable people are increasing in number throughout the world, but rather that there is a constant increase in the number of obedient, docile people. Hey, suckers and sheep go get her, this black diamond of coal, It's ok Birdman can take it....but why not make a game out of whining--it can be fun so let's go: Also: Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it. The Ice Queen--Bravo MCKENZIE, can turn everything she touches to stone! MCKENZIE sighs, (as in: "A deep and prolonged audible inspiration or respiration of air, as when fatigued or grieved; the act of sighing." or "I could drive the boat with my sighs." --MCKENZIE). Naturally, when it comes to hobby-ing, we feckless traveling providers in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick hobbyist slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother to worry about reputation? Her hypocrisy know no bounds. Oh, it's just that there are so many cities for gypsies to find suckers. There's always south of the border as well--o-Lay! Better get to it, there's no time to waste. The MCKENZIE Motto: "Life in Dallas, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you can take quickly to the cleaners." Great job MCKENZIE--way to set your standard! What class is that? we'll it's MCKENZIE! I leave you with this sweet reminder: "Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough." Oink-the short low gruff noise of the kind made by hogs Birdman never liked hogs but does regrettably accept their right to exist. Birdman has had the best and the worst in this adventure so I can truly know appreciation--thanks MCKENZIE for the lesson! Birdman out.

Experience Description: i rented a room and called this MILF cause I was attracted to her body & what she wrote in her ad. But there is a very good reason she doesn't have any face pictures posted - she is hideous. Like medusa style. If you see her face you will get soft Now I'm a very relaxed, open guy. We talked for a few minutes & somehow the conversation turned to drugs. I'm a former addict but clean now. She asked if she could use, which I had no issues with. I figured she might be wild when high. Finally we're ready to start I opt for the BBBJ (so I don't have to look at her face). 15 minutes into it she tells me my hours up but she can stay for another hour but it will cost . I said I was kind enough to let you get high and that shouldn't count against my hour. She replied "you pay for my time". Unreal. I've been a mongerer for a while but this was a first. Thank god I go to hotels cause if it was my house I'm sure she would have stolen things Be aware that as a user her only priority is money, whether from your pocket or from pawning your items. I know I was like that 10 years ago Avoid her at all costs She says in her ads her location is east Las Vegas or Sunrise Manor. She uses the terms MILF, Italian, BBJ, Hot & Ready in her titles.

• http://mojovillage.com/?action=vp&lid=10309

Experience Description: This girl was a complete waste of time. Spoke with her several times while setting the appointment. She was very friendly and put me at ease about seeing her. It was a long drive to her Incall on the NW side of town. Get to the location and was really Leary of it. Complete dump of an hourly motel. Let her know I was there several times over the next 30 minutes. She never responded. I tried to contact her again over the next couple of days to see what happened. Never responded, but kept advertising. Oh well. Now we know not to call her.

• http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-perfect-gift-to-give-yourself/26650717

Experience Description: She is the worst provider I have seen from p411. I always had a great experience with p411 providers but I felt ripped off this time. The moment I walked in, she took my pants off and slipped on a condom. I wasn't even hard. She didn't let me touch her. When I tried playing with her kitty, she told me that she is hurting down there. I just wanted to get out of there. She stroked me a bit and we tried missionary for a while and I wasn't feeling it. This is the first time in my life I had to fake it..lol...anyways, she pointed me to the bathroom and asked me to flush down the condom. I get ready and left. The worst experience ever from a p411 provider. None of the services listed on her p411 page was performed. Hobbyist, save your time and money. Find someone else!!!

Experience Description: Called during the day to see if she was available that evening. She said yes. Called again that evening & She snswers and gives me directions to intersection. 20 minutes later I call her from intersection. No answer. I call 5 minutes later. No answer. Left & went home. She called me about an hour later & apologized & said her mom had stopped by & she couldn't answer the phone. I asked if she would be available the next evening. She said yes. I called the next day to confirm her availability. She says: I'm available around 5pm. I call at 4.30 & she answers. I tell her I'm on my way. She says: OK. I get to intersection 20 minutes later & call for hotel location & room number. No answer. I call again after 5 minutes. No Answer. Son of a bitch!! She does this to me TWICE! I am an idiot. I'm going to call her mother & complain. Or I'll just post this review instead. Is this a rip off or just a no show? So she's advertising again today!!

Experience Description: Maybe she really Is 19, given that we'd set up our appt 7 hrs in advance and then reiterated that ETA 90 mins before. Never did burn the %100 midnight oil A-bella, just a barrel. Mother nature mourns her not answering her phone. She's either very forgetful or in deliberate disregard for my highlighting of how far I must travel. NSNC

Experience Description: Worst session ever. This girl is too nervous, weird and possibly unstable to deal with. Twitchy, unaccomidating, whiny and complaining. Avoid at all costs.

Experience Description: She is a beautiful girl, and was seemingly nice at first. I can't speak to her other services but her FBSM introduction was ridiculous. It was 15 min (never specified length to me, btw) of an amateur back rub with the wrong kind of lotion, no flip, no ending, she never took off any of her clothes, nothing at all sensual about it. Either she doesn't know the meaning of 'FBSM' or she's a scam artist. I couldn't believe it when she told me it was over and when I politely complained she simply told me those were her rules. Btw, I'm not at all hideous-looking, I was freshly showered and groomed, and I was very polite, so nothing like that factored into it. Enter at own risk... P.S. she also goes by Lexie on BP.

• http://www.jayonnilove.biz/
• http://jayonnilove.biz/
• http://jayonnilove.biz/amuse/slide01/index.htm

Experience Description: Searched backpage for a good body rub and noticed Jessie's ad for a few weeks. Reached out to her via text and she responded pretty quick. I like to relax and let go of stress in sessions. Unfortunately I can't say that was the case with Jessie. Pretty lackluster massage led Into the flip. Started with extra activities and actually complained that her arm was getting tired. I thought she was kidding until she notified me that normally a tip is expected. (I get that). Talked about herself the whole time and wouldn't let me be still. Pictures are very old and she is looking a lot rougher. I don't leave negative reviews very often. This was not a good experience. Ymmv perhaps. I doubt it though.

Experience Description: Wow, how does it get worse? First of all, I arrive and it's the same lady in the pictures, but a few years older and a little heavier. She is wearing some baggy clothing and I can't really see her body. I lay down the donation and the clothes come off. Holy shit, it's so bad. First of all, the clothing hid a complete fat ass chick. She looks like she has lost about 200 lbs and her skin is like prune. Weight loss wrinkles galore. It's crazy scary. This picture I found is a micro version of her: http://0.tqn.com/d/plasticsurgery/1/0/t/5/-/-/WrinkledSkin.JPG I'm ready to back out anyhow when she drops this, "Your just gets you a naked massage. I charge more for a blowjob." I said this is bullshit, you don't look like your photos, your upselling me etc. She picks up her phone and yells, "Ronnie, get to the room now, got a problem!". I booked out of there immediately and felt happy to lose only .

Experience Description: First of all guys, she has a new number..720-296-6439. Second, she looks so different from her pic that you seriously have to stretch your imagination to make it fit..or she is simply another woman. Be that as it may... The main problem is that, when asked about GFE, she said "she had never tried it!", but would it to try something different, Unfortunately, when I got there and had given her her donation, it changed. No UTF. She said she has never done that (either she or an earlier reviewer had lied), but she said she had never done GFE but was willing to try it! I would have never agreed to see her if she had said no UTF on the phone. I thipotenrualnk these women throw GFE around too freely and then provide their own definitions AFTER they get paid! GFE, in my opinion, is, at the very least DFK, UTF,and DATY. Classically, it is no condom at all for anything but the only real threat is fucking so I understand reluctance to bare-back in that area, Anything else is safe without one, but these girls will use any excuse to avoid any intimacy. Being a more mature man, intimacy has a far greater priority than simply getting off. Are there ANY attractive, young, slender women who are into providing a sense (as bogus as it may be) of intimacy? Maybe I am asking too much but they ARE being paid for their companionship. I left after an hour without this woman ever touching me, minus my . Would I see her again? MAYBE, but she would have to take some responsibility and make things up to me. Guess I will just dream on...