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Provider E # Date
seductive sasha Yes 5 1/26/17
Seen on 1/25/17
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/112179

Experience Description: I had a great time. Sasha is very much the woman in the pictures--and if she's added weight (as another reviewer suggested) she must have been quite thin. She's just right now--dark olive skin that is very soft, with great soft curves in the right places. What's most important is that Sasha really likes sex, and likes meeting new people. This was my first time with her (but not my last!), and she was welcoming, warm, with great eye contact--starting off with a sweet hug. She gives warm kisses, and loves loves DATY (like me). She loved my tongue and fingers (and sucked her cunt juices off my fingers eagerly), and touched herself for more and more. While she was coming to my tongue she massaged her beautiful round breasts and rolled her nipples between her fingers, and moaned "yes, yes". We put the hat on, and doing mish she hugged me and came again with me, and held my hips to keep me in her. Altogether a great lady! She has another job, and so sometimes is less available. Catch her when you can.


Age: 35 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Lots Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 38C-36-38
EternityStyles Yes 7 1/20/17
Seen on 1/20/17
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/115196

Experience Description: Lady is a sweet provider. This is definitely the girl in the pictures. She has a very sweet smile and is very accommodating. She has very dark, soft, lovely skin. She doesn't like kissing very much, but makes up for it with other activities. She enjoys DATY, ass play, and TF. Right now she's living in her room (or it looks like that), so it's a little cluttered. But Lady's big smile and gentleness make you forget that.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-N/A-N/A
Desmeon Dior Yes 4 9/6/16
Seen on 9/2/16
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: My session with Des was just superb. She is very sweet, as well as intelligent. (She's a full-time college student and also works, so plan ahead to see her.) She has dark chocolate brown skin that is very soft to touch, and she kisses like there is no tomorrow--deep, lots of tongue, leaning in to you. She has very beautiful very large natural breasts that beg for you to cup them and kiss them. Des also loves DATY, and she moaned and cried out as I tongued her cunt, and she caressed her nipples as she bucked into my mouth. We finished with a superb oral lesson. She sucked and sucked, her beautiful dark lips around my hard white cock, and she kept looking at me too, as she lay between my legs, and when I came in her mouth, she kept on sucking, drinking all my cum in, and rising then with a big smile. Des is just very sweet and sexy. I will see her again!


Age: 26 Hair Color: Black Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 40D-30-50
Nicole Green Yes 10 7/25/16
Seen on 7/24/16
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/112574

Experience Description: Nicole is a treasure. She's quiet, sweet, and very pretty, as pretty or better than her pictures. She has very soft, very dark skin, and greets you with a gentle hug and a deep kiss. I loved her soft dark lips that opened to mine, with very soft tongue reaching to mine, and later those same beautiful full lips were glorious around my hard white cock as she sucked up and down. Meanwhile she caressed my body and put her strong black legs around me, while I just loved her stunningly beautiful large breasts, with very dark nipples that got hard when I kissed them. I looked down at her and felt so lucky, as she smiled at me and I put my hands on her firm lovely breasts that stood up amazingly from her body and moved gently under my white hands that were outlined so clearly against her black skin. I put my tongue in her pink pussy while she cried out "Suck my clit," and I watched her pull on her nipples and look at me with her soft black eyes while she built to a big O. Later when Nicole was on top of me, and I had my hat one, she moved back and forth to reach another O; I may never have seen such beautiful large round breasts moving above me, swaying in slow circles. When Nicole reached down to kiss me again, tongue to tongue, those glowing globes brushed my chest and I exploded inside her. Then we cuddled a little. Nicole is a sweet find--in a town where really sexy ebony GFE's are rare. She's really smart and funny, with a wry sense of humor. She likes outcall, but has a nice incall--very neat and clean. Right now she's only available nights and weekends. If she'll have me, I'll see Nicole often.


Age: 23 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36D-N/A-N/A
Kae Marie Yes 14 7/20/16
Seen on 7/17/16
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://www.preferred411.com/pwb-public.cfm?cid=217605

Experience Description: Kae is a very intelligent, wonderful provider. Her description is accurate--she's small, with sweet energy and a real GFE. She greeted me with a warm hug and a deep kiss. So many girls don't really kiss, but sweet K does--lots of tongue, meeting my tongue firmly, with a deep open mouth. Her outfit was sexy, clinging to her small body and her small, soft breasts. Her skin is very dark and smooth, and she fitted her body to mine whatever our position. Her UTF was great, and we did 69, and she had one huge O after another with my tongue and fingers inside her soft, tight pussy. She comes to Denver occasionally, so if you're patient, you don't have to go to Ft. Collins. She is a real treasure.


Age: 26 Eyes: Hazel Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Mixed Race Hair Color: Brunette Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-28-38
Nadia Rios Yes 5 6/4/16
Seen on 6/2/16
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://www.preferred411.com/pwb-public.cfm?cid=136659

Experience Description: Nadia lived up to her wonderful reviews and plus. She is lovely--prettier than her pictures--and smart and warm-hearted. She really does love to kiss, as I found out immediately: long, open-mouthed, wet kisses, meeting my tongue with hers, leaning into me and holding me warmly into her soft breasts. When we peeled off our clothes, I could admire her glowing brown skin and those large beautiful breasts--more than C's I think--with dark small nipples that Nadia asked me to suck and suck. When we got serious, it was clear that she loves DATY. I started gently on her clit with her lips pulled wide open, and she got wet immediately, and began to moan. I stroked harder with my tongue, and she began to squeeze her nipples and moaned louder. I put my tongue into her ass (she loves DATO too), and licked from her ass to her clit, and she pushed my head and my tongue deeper into her pussy, and cried out. When she'd had several big O's, it was my turn. She stroked my hard dick with her tongue with great skill. But I couldn't wait any longer--we put on the hat, and I plunged deep inside her mish. Boy, Nadia does love to fuck--her ass moved up and down so fast and hard my dick was pumping up and down her smooth cunt--snug but not tight--just perfect. When I exploded deep inside her, she held my ass tight against her ass, so that she sucked all of my juices. When we stopped, we were quiet, and we agreed we both had some great fun. Nadia sees people during the day, and not always, so if you're lucky enough to get an appointment, enjoy! She's a cool lady.


Age: 29 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 38C-27-42
CallieVane Yes 160 3/31/16
Seen on 3/30/16
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/107822/

Experience Description: Callie is a wonderful girl. Very smart, educated, loves to talk dirty (and is very good at it). We started with warm deep kisses--lots of tongue on both sides. She has lovely olive brown skin, with a sweet kind face, and very large very lovely breasts. She's sort of a BBW--all one scrumptious package. She loves you to kiss her large nipples--when I sucked on them, she began immediately to tremble all over. When I moved to DATY, she was of the most orgasmic women I've ever fucked. She moaned and moaned, and had a huge orgasm with my tongue on her clit and my finger up her cunt on her g-spot. She bucked and bucked her ass into my face, and then came again. She has a silver stud in her tongue for stroking your hard dick, too. A little later with the hat on we finished mish--so I could see her warm black eyes looking into mine. She held me tight into those soft enormous breasts, and moved up and down around my hard cock until I exploded deep inside her. Then we snuggled and talked. Callie is wonderful--a great addition to our scene.


Age: 22 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DDD-32-42
Alex Mirage Yes 7 2/29/16
Seen on 2/26/16
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Alexis's other reviews are exactly right. She's a wonderful MILF, who gives you a great GFE. Her pictures are current too--she's mid-40's, but has a body 15 years younger, with a sweet, soft, smiling face. She loves what she does, and it shows. When I came in her door, she met me with a warm hug, and soft open-mouth kiss. We were tongue to tongue immediately. We were on the bed asap, minus clothes, and her nipples were hard as soon as I tongued them. DATY was very sweet, and Alexis had an enormous O for me (well, for herself too!). We flipped, and she did a firm, tonguey TF, with lots of energy and skill. Then the hat went on, and she was on top of me. Alexis has truly beautiful breasts--perfect size, not too big, not too small, completely natural, and they still stand out with a lovely full round shape that begs you to hold them, with beautiful pink nipples that she rubbed and rubbed as she moved up and down my pole. She pounded my cock hard, and her breasts bounced up and down hard too, until I exploded inside her, and she came again as she pushed her clit against my hard rod. Alexis is also really smart and well-educated and fun to talk to. We snuggled for a bit, her lovely tits against my chest hair, and discussed the state of the world. She is fairly new in town, and plans to stay--lucky for us!! Thank you, Alexis.


Age: 45 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-32-N/A
Mystic of Denver Yes 84 12/31/15
Seen on 12/30/15
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/91558

Experience Description: As her many reviews say, she is a wonderful girl. She's smart, educated, verbal, and really enjoys meeting guys. Her incall in north Denver is very clean, classy, and close to I-25. Her pictures are a little out of date--she's lost some weight, and her sweet face is even more striking. Her very large, natural breasts are now even more prominent and beautiful. She has a bit of a mommy tummy from a recent baby, but she's still lovely. More important, she's sweet and warm; a real GFE who holds you close to her soft body. She met me at the door in a terry-cloth wrap and gave me a deep French kiss. She held me close to her, and I felt those large warm breasts pushing into my chest, and I held her ass against mine--and things only got better from there. As everyone says, Jordan loves kissing and kissing--lots of tongue, juicy and vocal--and the same while kissing her nipples or pussy. She loved DATY, was very vocal, and kept looking at me as I looked up at her while I was sucking her clit, and you knew she was having a good time because she stroked those beautiful large boobs and especially rubbed her hard nipples. She had a big beautiful O, and after some further play, and putting on the hat, I did too. She loves doggie, but we finished mish so I could push deep into her tight pussy and touch those enormous beautiful breasts and have more sweet kisses. My tongue touched her tongue as my dick exploded. Doesn't get much better than that. We also talked--but you don't want to hear about that. I look forward to seeing her again.


Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Native American Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DD-N/A-N/A
Taylor646 No 1 12/9/15
Seen on 11/16/15
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://boulder.backpage.com/es-us/FemaleEscorts/r-truut-dscret-and-upsc-umtchdks-top-otchtt/20131305

Experience Description: Taylor advertises often in the Springs, so I'm offering information though I saw her several weeks ago. (This is the young Taylor, not to be confused with the older 40-ish caucasian Taylor.) This woman is a mixed-race beauty, really stunning to see. She has a lovely face, beautiful green-brown eyes (as I remember), with a trim torso, and very beautiful really large natural breasts with large peach-colored lovely nipples. But the tone was mostly No (you can't do this, or that), and total passivity. Full service was the menu, but with very little encouragement. Of course YMMV.

Sandra 719 No 1 11/18/15
Seen on 11/3/15
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://coloradosprings.backpage.com/BodyRubs/bodyrubs-175hr-100half/17866795

Experience Description: Sandra has been advertizing a lot, so I wanted to write a review though I saw her a few weeks ago. Some of her pictures are accurate (you can tell the "real" ones), some are models. FS is higher--150 for hh I was told, 250 for hour. Sandra has a lovely face, and cute perky small tits. But her body is really kinda bloated, like she's several months pregnant. And her attitude was strictly 3G's. She sorta lay there and said the rest is up to you. The donation was way overpriced for the delivery. She said she has regulars, so clearly YMMV.

RubyFox Yes 64 7/7/15
Seen on 7/8/15
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I decided to see Dixie on a trip to Denver because of her excellent TOB reviews. They were very accurate--except for one that listed her donations at the body rub level instead of full service. But I knew those rates were unrealistic. Dixie is a wonderful provider just like the other reviews said. I stress that she's a smart, well-educated person that's fun to talk to, and a really sweet personality. She's also maybe the most orgasmic woman I've ever met. And she loves kissing as much as I do. We had just met, and were talking a little in her apartment, and had just started kissing--deep, warm, lots of tongue--and Dixie was already trembling, moving her crotch against mine. I held her ass against my hard dick, and she moved in harder--between her deep kiss and firm bottom, I could have come then. We fell back on the bed, and when I stroked her pussy through her panties, she was already wet and moaning. I just touched her clit through the cloth, and she lifted her ass up into my mouth. With our clothes off, she came again and again it seemed, with my tongue and fingers inside her. Everyone has written about Dixie's enormous, soft, beautiful breasts--and they were right. But some girls with Dixie's kind of body just expect you to look at them and that's enough. Dixie loves being touched and fucking--which makes a huge difference. Her breasts are very soft, yet firm (yeah, a contradiction--but true), and she was moaning again when I sucked and bit lightly on her nipples. She does do UTF very well--though I didn't want to pop that soon, so we didn't do it much. But while she was gently tonguing the tip of my rod, I put my finger back inside her to massage her clit, and she loved it--moved her ass around my finger and moaned some more. We put the hat on, and finished with her on top, and yes I loved her enormous breasts rubbing into me. She sat down on me, and while she slowly moved me inside her, she looked at me and offered me those giant breasts to push together and hold. She was warm and tight and wonderful,and she kept kissing me deeply, always her tongue pushing into mine--so my tongue and my dick were moving together in Dixie's warm, welcoming mouths. At the end she moved up and down my cock very fast, tonguing my ear and saying "Come for me." I did. I will see her again for sure--lots more to do. I gather most everything in on the menu, except Greek (which is OK with me)--including CIM. This is a great girl. Be nice to her.

Dulce-9876 Yes 2 4/19/15
Seen on 4/17/15
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Dulce is a superb provider. She's new on the scene (though she's local), and is learning some of the ropes. She is very enthusiastic--she really enjoys doing this job, and it shows. Her pictures are very accurate--one might say "thick and juicy". She is not a spinner. She is however lovely--very sweet face, soft skin. And boy does she move: up and down, sideways, and she kisses like there's no tomorrow. Her DATY is just remarkable--she began her big O within moments, and it went on and on. With my finger in her pussy, and my tongue swirling around her clit, she just came and came. Her UTF was wonderful too--sucking and licking and licking. If you like a big black girl who can really move her ass, Dulce is your girl. Mish, doggie, riding on top--it's all great.

HayLeigh Renee-9198 Yes 11 4/12/15
Seen on 4/12/15
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Here's an update on Hayleigh, whom I hadn't seen for a while. She's still the same excellent provider. As the other reviews say, she has a really pretty face, and is smart and easy to talk to. She has put on some weight (haven't we all?), so is a full-bodied woman. Her enthusiasm is still equal to anybody's. She throws herself into her service, a real GFE. She loves you to suck on her boobs, which are just lovely. She loves DATY, and had a huge big O while I was sucking on her clit and running my tongue in and out of her pussy. She was moaning and crying out and pushing her bottom into my tongue as hard as she could. She does a wonderful UTF, looking up at me as she sucked on the tip of my cock and rotating her fist around my rod. We finished mish, and again she pushes her pussy up against my cock so that I penetrate deep inside her (hat on of course). She pumped back and forth to match me, up and down and up and down,holding my cock really tight inside her until I exploded. HayLeigh is a wonderful asset in town. Enjoy her!

Dakota Darling Yes 3 3/19/15
Seen on 3/20/15
Time: 30 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Just 30 minutes down the interstate from Colorado Springs is a truly wonderful woman. Dakota is beautiful, sexy, educated and very interesting to talk to. Her pictures and description are accurate, but since there's no face picture, you don't see how lovely she is--beautiful face, blue eyes, and very sexy body. She has very soft very white skin, and a medium build, so that her quite large and very lovely breasts stand out (and they do reach out to you); they are very full and round and just ask you to cup them (though they are much bigger than my hands). They are completely natural, and have very pale pink small nipples that beg to be sucked. The previous review is completely right that Dakota is a real GFE, who loves to hold you and kiss and be kissed. Fantastic deep kisses. She is very warm and responsive--DATY was wonderful, and she had a big O for me, as I sucked on her mound of Venus and she moaned and moaned. She returned the favor with delicious UTF. And then she rode me for a while on top, sliding up and down my hard cock, so I could see those beautiful big breasts moving back and forth, and I reached up to still them with my hands. Dakota really likes mish, so we ended with me on top. She was tight and wet and welcomed me inside her. She held my butt with her hands pulling me deep into her. What a wonderful time I had. Only the first of many, I know.

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