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Provider E # Date
Moaning Monika-3439 Yes 6 4/7/13
Seen on 4/8/13
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I saw Monika's ad on P411 announcing her visit and checked out her website. Pictures were of an extremely attractive spinner and rates seemed too good to be true, but she has a lot of reviews on TNA and Eccie so I figured, what the hell. I usually only see local girls with extensive local reviews and it was time for me to TOFTT. Got something set up with pretty short notice (~2 hours) - extremely fast and easy communication. Nice incall in DTC. Monika herself was unusually punctual for a provider - usually when my phone rings a few minutes before start time it's because the girl is running late, but this time I actually got invited to start early! That was a first. Talkative (in a good, engaging way), sharp, and exceptionally professional throughout. Monika's pictures are accurate - lovely face with a fantastic body. The session itself was vigorous and had plenty of variety. We ended with some conversation - she tours, and this is her first time to Denver. Whether she comes back or not will probably depend on the quantity and quality of clients, so do us all a favor and check her out before she leaves and don't be a douche. Let's keep up Denver's rep as a positive market for ASPs. All in all, couldn't have been happier. Met the kind of girl that I'm glad to find at twice the price. Would definitely book again. And perhaps will :)

Olivia Grace-3562 Yes 27 12/4/12
Seen on 12/5/12
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This review may seem like gushing or shilling, but I've seen and reviewed a number of women now, and I stand by every word of what I write, every time. The first time I reviewed Olivia it was as a starry-eyed newbie. I found her intoxicating. Now, several months later, I understand the business and have some perspective. And Olivia's still intoxicating. I know now that I didn't just fixate on her because I was new. She really is everything I thought at the time. I just got very, very lucky to run into someone like her so early in my hobbying career. She's moving soon. I know her well enough to know the details, and it's very likely that she's not coming back as an active provider, or probably at all. If you want to see her, now is the time. I'm doing my best to enjoy her company as much as I can. I'm a private man, and I usually don't even consider outcalls to my home, but with Olivia I can be comfortable enough to do that. If you knew me, you'd know how strong an endorsement that is. Anyway, setup was easy, the visit was timely, and everything was, as always, un-rushed and un-matched. Olivia herself is gorgeous, with pictures that she constantly updates. And still that unique personality that I've not found anywhere else. I think I finally understand why she's so compelling. Lots of women in Denver are beautiful. Lots of women in Denver are great in bed. But no woman has ever been so open and genuine with me. When I talk about something she doesn't care about, she lets me know in no uncertain terms ("math sucks"). And that makes it all the more meaningful when we find something we do connect on. Everyone else I see makes it a point to demonstrate how interesting everything I say is and how strong and sexy and great I am. That's nice, don't get me wrong. It's part of the fantasy. But I suspect Olivia is best suited to a particular kind of client. The kind that isn't looking for their ego to be falsely stroked. The kind that would trade fantasy for authenticity. There's nothing more GFE than being able to talk to and laugh with a woman and know it's real, because she is utterly incapable of faking it. If you define GFE by how far down the provider's throat you can get your tongue, I don't think you're going to enjoy Olivia's company. But if you're secure enough to be with someone who'll challenge you, someone that'll make you earn her respect but will legitimately give it to you if you succeed, you should try to get on her calendar before she leaves. I think she'd be surprisingly good for you. Olivia makes me feel like a man spending time with a woman, instead of a client spending time with a provider. And that, it would seem, is the fantasy that I want most, and can get nowhere else. I will miss her dearly.

Bella-7262 Yes 17 9/12/12
Seen on 9/13/12
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: So this is unusual for me... so far I've only visited women that are very well-reviewed already, in which case it can be challenging to come up with anything unique to write in a review since all the basics have been covered in detail. But with Bella, I decided to take a chance on someone brand-new (third day working, in fact). I'm very glad I did. Let's hit the basics, then: Simple screening and two calls, all handled by Katie Love. Nice hotel downtown. Pictures are... well, accurate's not really fair. The pictures are her, but she's prettier in person. And yes, I'm well aware that she's already beautiful in her pictures. Go find out for yourself if you don't believe me. Fantastic body, too, but her face is exquisite. From talking to her I don't think she realizes yet how far above average she is in this business, and I wouldn't be shocked to see a rate increase when she gets more established. You might reasonably ask yourself why I broke my personal rule of only seeing women with extensive reviews. Well, her pictures didn't hurt. And I know from the page views that I'm not the only one looking at those pictures. But more than that, I'm kind of new to this business as well, and I thought it might be interesting to get the perspective of someone new on the other side. This was a good decision! Bella has an enthusiasm and openness that I've only seen in one other provider (perhaps not coincidentally, someone else that was fairly new). She's very easygoing and easy to talk to. We talked, did stuff, talked some more, did some more stuff... talked while doing stuff... you get the idea. I had only signed up for an hour, but getting to know her was so pleasant that I extended it to two, with her permission. We spent a lot of our time just talking about the business, sharing our perspectives as new client and provider. Sounds like she's already had a couple of janky clients and as a result she's very appreciative of being treated with decency. That's actually pertinent information for the reader, too... if you fancy yourself a respectful client, I think you'll find an especially warm welcome from Bella right now. It really does make a difference. The activities were great. I'm not much for going into detail there, but the listed activities were performed with just the right level of vigor, and by the end of the appointment I was very sweaty and had a very large, stupid grin on my face. I'll bet my left nut that there are a lot of men sitting around their screens, looking at her great pictures and relative lack of reviews, and wondering if she's too good to be true. She's not. I know the client market in Denver is down right now and there are already a lot of great women to visit, but see if you can't find a little time for Bella. You'll thank me later.

Denver Eden Yes 30 8/30/12
Seen on 8/31/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I am continually amazed by the quality of the women I'm encountering in this business. I just spent an hour with a beautiful polyglot who has multiple degrees and plans to obtain a doctorate in a serious field. This person also just happens to have a perfect body, an engaging personality, and no shortage of skill. As the reader is well aware, this person is Eden. I've been wanting to visit Eden for a while, but being new to this business and given her reputation for tight screening I took some time to accumulate experience, references, and okays. As it turned out, her screening wasn't so bad. A politely worded P411 submission with the appropriate information was all it took. Gentlemen, if you're not using P411, you need to reconsider. My attempts to meet her went a bit awry, through no fault of hers. I had to cancel our first appointment, and then on my way to our second appointment I got hideously lost in south Denver looking for her incall apartment at night. Eden was patient and kind throughout, and guided me to her place over the phone step by step. You can tell a lot about someone by how they respond when things go wrong. Eden's incall is well-furnished and tastefully decorated. Very inviting. And she pays attention to the little things, like having a bottle of water immediately handy for her guests. The conversation was engaging, though Eden had to carry most of the load there since I was my usual awkward, nervous self around a new person. And tired, on top of that! The only thing I regret about our appointment was the fact that I booked it at night late in the workweek, and as a result I was in no condition to keep up with that little ball of energy. Eden's other reviews give an excellent indication of what to expect from the activities. She has the kind of well-founded confidence that comes from knowing that she's exceptional at what she does. Once again, the little things shine through: The eye contact, the encouraging words. And her body really is perfect. I'm surprised none of the other reviews have commented on one thing that stood out to me, that being the softness of her skin. Comparing it to satin would be an understatement. In short, I was totally unprepared for the remarkable quality of the experience. I think I was nearly in shock for most of it, and it ended a bit more quickly than I intended. That, of course, just means that I'll have to come back. I can think of worse fates. There's a reason Eden's reviews are so uniformly excellent. Actually, let me rephrase that: There are many reasons Eden's reviews are so uniformly excellent. I encourage you to explore a few of those reasons for yourself.

Olivia Grace-3562 Yes 27 7/15/12
Seen on 7/16/12
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I recently had the very good fortune of making Olivia's acquaintance. Much has already been written about her beauty and her abilities - and with good cause. I don't know what I can add to that discussion, other than to emphasize that any client make it a point to notice and enjoy the color of her eyes and how they accent her lovely hair and face. That is, if you have the willpower to take *your* eyes off of her body. What I can expand on is that which makes her truly unique (there is, after all, no shortage of attractive, talented providers). Since this was my first time meeting Olivia, I made a three-hour appointment so that we could properly introduce one another. What I found at her incall was much more than I expected. Olivia has an almost shockingly open, honest, and genuine personality. She carries a conversation effortlessly, and is a pleasure to talk to, or to simply listen to. The first two hours of our appointment disappeared in an eyeblink. Readers, how many providers have you met such that you can spend two hours simply talking and feel like you've gotten your donation's worth? I met one in Olivia. But be warned - she's a strong woman who respects herself and what she does. If you're the sort of man that plans to make himself feel big at the expense of his provider (and let's be honest, such men exist), move on. What you want can be found easily enough, but not here. I won't go into all the lurid details of the activities. But I will say that I'll not soon forget the image of her incredible body under mine. Or the remarkable sexy/sweet expression she wears on her exquisite face. These are the kinds of things you see visions of as you close your eyes to sleep at night. Clients that are looking for nothing more than another provider to add to their list of conquests would probably be better served elsewhere. Gentlemen (and I emphasize gentlemen) that want to experience a true escort in the classical sense - a woman with strength of personality and a mind that is every bit the equal of her beautiful face and body - should make it a point to contact Olivia. My understanding is that she's working on acquiring a set of regulars and will eventually stop taking new clients, so if she's on your list of people to visit, I suggest you do so as soon as is reasonable.

Samantha of Denver Yes 77 7/6/12
Seen on 7/7/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This was my first time visiting an ASP, so I did my homework and tried to find someone experienced and competent to ease the transition. I definitely made the right choice with Samantha. I showed up nervous, awkward, passive, and generally useless, and she took great care of me. She's attractive, obviously, but is also intelligent, attentive, kind, and a good conversationalist. She's clearly committed to being excellent at her craft. Communication and set-up prior to the visit was easy and professional. Samantha's incall is very pleasant, with lots of attention to detail (lighting, music, refreshments, etc). The activities themselves were very enjoyable; an hour disappears quickly in her company. I left feeling better than I have in a while. I may not have much to compare to, but even so, sometimes you can just tell that you're in the company of someone who really knows what they're doing (whatever that may be). This was one of those times. The only thing that concerns me about my experience with Samantha is that in the future when I visit other providers, I won't be able to help but to judge them by her standard. I hope she hasn't spoiled me for good.