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MeatPattyGrinder

Member Since 8/17/15

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
Simone Servis Yes 1 12/7/12
Seen on 12/6/12
Time: 30 min Location: Las VegasIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I thought her last name "Servis" was kind of funny but I guess it's legit lol. She posted on CL saying that while checking into her hotel, her wallet was stolen because she left it in her unlocked car. So needs cash to get food and to get home. Requested pics and stats upon e-mail. Stated that she's 5'4" 130, DDF . She emailed back to me saying it would be in gas just for her to get back home so she made her price structure 50 to 75 for oral, 100 to 150 for vaginal, 200 for no holes barred. So she invites me up to her room, but there's this guy hanging out in her door way. BF? Whoever he is, it's totally awkward, and she didn't give me any warning about that so I left. Luckily, I turned around before he saw my face. On the way out, she e-mailed me saying it was a friend she met here WTF? What a waste of a drive..

Isabella 702-xxx-3047 No 4 6/21/12
Seen on 6/22/12
Time: 30 min Location: Las VegasIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I've seen her go by "Bella" too. One of the best petite bodies I've ever seen, however, choosing her was the BIGGEST mistake I ever made. Even though someone made a somewhat ok review on the board, apparently she has mood swings. On the way over, I offered to pick something up at the gas station. She asked for cigarettes. Picked them up, then picked her up at Terrible's Casino on Flamingo and Paradise. Took her to her place near by. She was very cheerful and friendly in the car ride over, but then the attitude came out. I've never experienced one of these girls with such a bad attitude before. Plus, wouldn't let me touch her snatch with my fingers. I even washed my hands before we started - wtf?? BJ w/cover. During missionary, kept her hand down there around my cock during the fucking. That and her attitude ruined the experience. Afterward, when I politely let her know I didn't appreciate her type of attitude.. What a big mistake. Went off on me - basically told me she can do this with any guy out there and I ain't shit. Before calling me an a-hole. Packed up and left. I doubt I'll be seeing her again. Glad I didn't waste more than 100. Wish I hadn't bought her the cigarettes. The petite body type's my favorite, itty bitty waist and hips are hot. But she's not worth it. Trust me, guys - I'm sure there are other women with that body out there for the same price. And maybe a little more appreciative.

Courtney Smith Yes 1 5/29/12
Seen on 5/30/12
Time: 30 min Location: Las VegasIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Advertised on CL as Pregnant. Said her pic is on fb and you can tell she's a pregnant black girl. During correspondence she said no anal and no bareback which is fine by me - I don't prefer those anyway. Called her when I got to her apartment complex off of Cheyenne & 95. She came out and lead me to her apartment waay in the corner right next to the wall of the place. Her hair was more fro-ie than the straight hair she had in the pic. Took me to her room, closed the door, and started some R&B mix on a CD. Tried to chat with her a bit. Not a big talker. Apparently she wants to be an optometrist and daddy's in jail for robbery. She pulled up her dress, and I could see her belly's about ready to pop. That's what I like to see. I ask for bbbj and she asks to inspect my tool. So I drop 'em and she thoroughly checks it out. Weird... Couldn't help but laugh on the inside. When I passed the inspection, she asked for the payment first. I wanted to give it afterwards so I wouldn't get screwed and was hesitant. So she pulls the money out of my pocket on her own (not too crazy about that), sets it on the table, and starts the bbbj. Wouldn't take it in her mouth as far as I wanted to go - as in all the way to the bottom of the shaft. She would use her hands to push herself away and from keeping it from going too far. Told her to stop because I didn't want to drop bombs prematurely but she continued in the hopes of a quick ending. Glad I made her put a stop to that or else it would have been over. Laid her on the down on the bed, head hanging over the side and tried to facefuck her. She said it went too far and made her want to throw up. And I'm not even that big.. After that, I pulled out my condom - which she inspected thoroughly and after it passed that inspection she slipped it on. On to missionary. Wet but not really tight. And she said it's her first kid. I couldn't tell she was getting into it (or at least showing it) so had some casual chat during the pumping. Got pretty close to her body in this position and she didn't smell unpleasant, thankfully. After I caught a good staying rhythm, started pumping that preggo pussy harder and faster but she was against the clapping sound (which I like). It was wonderful watching that huge baby bump rock back and forth as she took it. When I plunged it in all the way, I could feel her wetness oozing out of her onto the part of me where the condom ends. Felt good! She checked to see if the condom was still in place a couple times. She said she was afraid it may slip off because it felt really wet, but that was all her juice! Well I made her take it some more then flipped her around for doggy. Nice soft ass. Started ramming it up in there hard and deep - she didn't show it much but she was shuddering and trying to move with the impact. From the mirror in front of us, I could tell that I made her smile and giggle a bit so it was good to see she's not completely a robowhore. After another condom check, I could tell this experience wasn't going to get much more interesting so I let her ride cowgirl. She hopped on started riding. Could feel her juice running down the condom, past where it ends. Really juicy girl. In this position I could tell the fuse was burning down much faster and told her to stop. She said she wanted to make me cum because if she doesn't it'll get dry and painful. From all that leakage I was feeling, however, sounded like BS. Well I could tell I was going to pop soon but that's why I got in this position - was ready for this party to come to a close anyway. Had her sit straight up so I could see her tits and big pregnant belly in all it's glory - then fired off some kids of my own. Quietly cause if I told her I intended to fire while she was still on top I bet she would have gotten off - of my cock, that is :/ Now with the fireworks fully expended, she got up and started getting dressed. Someone opened and closed the front door and she got quiet. She said it was her roommate and that's why she didn't want to make much noise during the fucking. Gave me a towel which I used, and we made our way back outside. She threw the condom in the dumpster and said if I call her again, she'll tell me when her roommate won't be around. Overall, this wasn't the best experience I've had, but not the worst either. She didn't look like she got into it and if there was a chance she did, she didn't want to show it. Not very conversational anyway and I didn't like the fact that she took the money right out of my pocket. I prefer a woman with more personality and especially if they get into it. But since I can't resist a Preggo belly days away from popping, I can't say that I regret it. Will I call her again? Unless I can't control myself, probably not. Will I call her after she gives birth? Not at all. For you preggo lovers out there, her due date's June 7th or 8th? Get it while it lasts!