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OlderAndWiser

Member Since 8/17/15

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Provider E # Date
DanielleInDenver Yes 6 8/9/16
Seen on 7/27/16
Time: 1 hr Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/112727

Experience Description: Having a preference for women her age I took a chance here with no reviews but I am glad I did. Gentlemen Evie is the real deal. Evie is mature, educated and can hold a conversation. Very friendly and congenial and if you are nice all services will be delivered with vim, vigor and gusto. If you like to be seduced then she is the one for you. A genuine non-rushed GFE experience that you will remember. She is most definitely a nicely curved WOMAN, soft to the touch everywhere - the pictures are accurate.


Age: 46 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36D-31-38
Nadia Rios Yes 5 8/5/15
Seen on 8/6/15
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Nadia seemed a little apprehensive at first (maybe an prior LE experience). After we sat and had some soda and nice conversation she relaxed and was very outgoing, friendly and talkative(which I like). By the way I am an older guy so don't hesitate - it doesn't matter with Nadia. We started the activities and she was very cooperative and very responsive and does them all very well. Those breasts are quite large, soft and natural(and a gorgeous brown) and she seems to enjoy them being kissed and fondled. She is a great kisser. She enjoys DATY as much as I enjoy UTF so that was a great mixture. A long(for me) CG session was great and her kissing while engaged is very sexy and she got, as she said, "very wet". All in all guys you should have yourself a great time with a very pleasant young lady - just be nice! P.S. For all the Prima Donnas with what they think are their "Golden Triangles" who put in their ads "...if you don't know what an escort does, Google it..." and have "Terrible" in their reviews, perhaps you should contact Nadia and find out what an REAL Escort does!

Brandy 303-749-0891 Yes 1 11/1/14
Seen on 11/2/14
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Gentlemen I am having a run of bad luck. I texted the provider and she agreed to meet for coffee and see if we should go on from there. Upon meeting up walks this stunningly, and I mean stunningly gorgeous lady, even better than her photos. Which as we know is surprising. Black dress, perfect makeup, soft sweet voice, sophisticated, slight accent, I mean the whole nine yards! On the W.O.M.A.N Richter scale about a 9.5. Of course when that happens it raises the TGTBT - to good to be true red flag with me. So we have coffee and after a bit she suggests we go to my place, so I guess I passed muster and things were looking up. Upon getting to my place she gets dressed in an even more stunning outfit. She then suggests a mutual body rub and we proceeded in that direction. After a bit I got that feeling that my initial TGTBT was the case. As it was the body rub was all there was. Of course when I get that feeling my other brain loses interest. She informs me that we only had 5 minutes left which further reinforced the TGTBT. I told here that she needs to advertise under Body Rub and not escort and be truthful. She advised me that she would not engage in any illegal activities. Let's see here. We meet for coffee, she suggests we go to my place, I compensate her for her time. Really no different than if I took her to a 5 star, went to a play, drinks afterword. About the same amount. I mentioned that we were both grown, consenting adults and that whatever we did together was our business. There is nothing illegal about any of that. She is either very naive or a pro. I lean to the pro because she was so smooth. We congenially parted company. This is a pet peeve of mine. Most of the guys out here are pretty honest. The ladies post very provocative photos and state that they will not answer any questions about services. This is asinine! What other business can you think of expects you to buy their product, sight unseen and then have no recourse when the product is faulty. Of course in the real world there are penalties for false advertising and it is the false advertiser who suffers the consequences. With the ladies who are dishonest there is no recourse for the guy when the product is faulty. It would be like I advertise with photos a beautiful dress, the lady pays me and I deliver a dress made from old feed sacks! Or how would the lady feel if the guy paid her in counterfeit money! So ladies get real. The guy had a right to know what is actually available. Then he can make his own choice. Who is the customer here? Who loses from the false advertising? Unfortunately it is the customer here, not the provider. So ladies be honest and you will benefit in the long run because guys do read reviews and you lose far more in potential customers than you gain by ripping off one guy.

Alise No 15 10/12/14
Seen on 10/13/14
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Well men we have all had our over the top experiences with some of the wonderful ladies out here. I just had my under the bottom experience! The worst we can specify is Terrible, but this was like Terrible^3. On a scale of 1 - 10, 10 being good, this was -26. Upon entering the apartment I was "greeted" - no hug, no kiss - with a woman in her house cleaning outfit, no makeup, nothing! Of course it could not have been her house cleaning outfit since the apartment looked like a train wreck. I was led to the bedroom and instructed in a rather no nonsense abrupt voice to "take off my clothes". When that was complete she took off her top revealing some rather saggy 36's or maybe 37's. Thereupon she proceeded with some robotic UTF. After I endured this for a bit she climbed on CG and continued her expressionless robotics in CG. I was gently kissing her breasts and gently - and I mean gently - sucking her nipples and she actually slapped me and said "that hurts". Well needless to say that was the end of the session. She said she had a major in English but the only words I heard from her were - "No", "Don't", "Stop", "Quit". I was about to ask her if she had a blow up woman so I could at least get some enjoyment out of the session! So men if you want to make all your other experiences seem great, schedule some time with this one! Unfortunately in my haste to get dressed and get out of there I left the donation. I should have taken it and left a penny!

Daisie Yes 1 6/30/13
Seen on 6/30/13
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Gentlemen, Gentlemen. Let me introduce you to Daisie. In a word - A.D.O.R.A.B.L.E! Here is an orchid in the field of weeds. Petite, mature, friendly, accommodating, cooperative, VERY sexy with a body most 20 something’s would die for. The pictures are spot on but better in person. If you took her out for an evening on the town dressed in a slinky evening dress she would turn heads. And being mature she knows how to use every inch of it, how to let you enjoy every inch of it, and how to use every inch of yours. A real, honest Escort who provides all the services a man expects from a real Escort with NONE of the drama. You will go away thinking what life would be like if you only had a girlfriend like Daisie! She provides a Real GFE experience you won’t forget. All these young hard-body Prima Donna’s should take lessons from REAL Escorts like Daisie. You know the ones. Whose favorite words are “NO”, “I DON’T DO THAT”; who think it is all about THEM; who are here just to collect donations and not really provide real service; who really should be selling housewares instead of advertising as “Escorts”.

Nikki (BP) Yes 10 6/23/13
Seen on 6/22/13
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Hello gentlemen. Where do i start? Sweet, sexy with a slight touch of innocence. A rare treat these days. Maybe a little on the shy side at first (but at 19 that may be expected), and men treat her softly, gently and kindly(and be sincere about it) and she warms and you will have a treat you won't forget. Former dancer and it shows - the way she walks and looks. Perfectly trim body - breasts, derriere, legs, perfectly proportioned(for me), with legs forever. I can imagine her in a slinky evening dress with heels! Nikki is very accommodating and everything this guy wanted was provided to the T - and then some. Great UTF, DATY, 69, CG. After the finish she added a very nice finale to the session - a slow, sexy, easy ending. I will leave the details for you to find out! Also I am considerably older than Nikki but it was as natural as can be, so I would not let her age deter you from enjoying this delightful young lady. A breath of fresh air. Thanks Nikki! While on the subject of GOOD providers, some of you Prima Donna's out there(who think you have the Golden P***Y) should take some lessons from a really GOOD provider. And guys you know the ones. TF only(or not at all), I mean do we shower with our raincoats on? No DATY, no fingers, no kissing, no, no, ... etc. The "providers" with no reviews, no discussing services - just pay you donation and hope for the best? They should sell Tupperware instead of advertising as Escorts. And the worst of the worst to true crooks, con artists, scammers and thieves that abscond with the donation or sic their pimps on you.

lanii Yes 2 7/30/12
Seen on 7/31/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Gentlemen meet Lanii. An orchid in a field of thorns. A breath of fresh air, sweet voice, nice build(booty!!), great personality, very accommodating and does her techniques to perfection. I won't go into all the details but be nice and let her do her business and you will not be disappointed. The closest thing to your girlfriend you will find. Total GFE all the way. Also if you are an older guy like me don't be shy, she made me feel right at home. And last but not least, to all the provider Prima Donna's out there. Take a lesson from Lanii then you will know what the guys expect, you would never get a bad review and a never ending line of return business! Thanks Lanii for a great time!! Can't wait for a return visit!

Megan Star No 13 5/18/12
Seen on 5/19/12
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: 1G-Give-Pay-Get-In-Get-Off-Get-Out, Very rushed. Either she was stressed out about something or she just has a poor "bedside" manner. Provider seemed in a real hurry. Not real personable and definitely not GFE(unless you have a really bad girlfriend). All in all a poor experience. Is anyone else out here tired of these "providers" who think it is all about them? They seem to forget who the customer is. If they do not like what they are doing then they should get out of the business and let the real honest providers make a better living.

Megan Kush Yes 41 5/11/12
Seen on 5/12/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: They say dynamite come in small packages. Well here is one. Petite and very friendly. And boys get your six point harness and your Hans device. Pretty much non-stop and very sensual action - and surprise it is really up to you. Good personality, very active, friendly and cooperative. She is unlike many of the Princesses and Prima Donnas out here that think it is all about them and that they have the Golden ***** - especially when you are paying the freight! She is vocal and is either an Academy Award actress or really enjoys the moments as much as you. Best advice - schedule a 15 minute "interview" with her to find out for yourself if she is for you so there are no surprises. I hope it works as well for you as it did for me.

Kelly 720-298-8179 Yes 1 10/14/11
Seen on 10/15/11
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This ASP is the ultimate RIP OFF, scam, swindler, con-artist! No mouth to body ANYWHERE. No intimacy of any kind. I think her kneecap was available but during all the "excitement" I have forgot. Her idea of an "escort" is for me to take care of myself while she watches! So gentlemen when she arrives pay her her fees(of course), put on a good movie for her, go into another room with your favorite magazine, take care of "business", and go back out and tell her how much you enjoyed her "company". I literally escorted this fake, phoney, scam, con artist, so-called "escort" out after about 15 minutes of this mindlessness - minus my of course. She should advertise under "quilting" or some other category because she certainly is no "escort". Well maybe she is an "escort" because she escorted out of my wallet for nothing in return. Backpage ought to monitor these scam, swindle, fake, phoney con artists who are posting FALSE ADVERTISING more closely. I could have spent my hard earned money on one of the honest, hard working deserving ladies who are out there to actually provide a service for the men who wish to participate. These scam, swindle con artists have got to be exposed for what they are - crooks. And yes ladies you could help by exposing them yourself. These con artists make all the guys wary of anyone - even the honest ones. And further I say naught.

Jenna (719) Yes 26 8/9/11
Seen on 8/10/11
Time: 1 hr Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Ok men if you don't like tatoos stay away; if you don't like thin women stay away and I didn't think the pictures were completely accurate, but very much a spinner. HOWEVER, if you like the best attitude and the most spectacular UTF around then by all means give her a call. I mean it was so good the main event seemed a little anti-climatic, the UTF was to die for. I mean I am 58 and she kept him at strict attention for over 1/2 hour utiil I could not wait any longer. She has one of the best "...I am here to please you..." attitudes I have seen lately. Very accommodating and very eager to please unlike many of the Prima Donnas who think they are doing you a big favor by letting you visit with your donation. You know the ones where it is all about them instead of you, the ones where you can only touch their kneecap and who have the golden p***y. Everything I asked for was done with gusto and a big smile. Very talkative and fun to be around. So men we now have a standard for UTF - the "Jenna". All others are measured in "Jennas". The very tight COG finish, which didnt last long after over a half hour of UTF, was great. I finished and she calmly stayed on top afterword for about 10 minutes and we just talked. So just be nice, polite, tell her what you like and you will have a great time and your mileage wont vary.

Bella Mona No 1 8/6/11
Seen on 8/7/11
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Ok guys this one is the plague. Her pictures show this sultry, dark haired lady. In the flesh(and there is a LOT of it ) it is not even close. This lady is just plain fat. She is 1 1G - get in the room. pay me and get out! Her "condo" is a little hovel in the basement of a rundown apartment with hardly room to walk around. So if you have lots of money to waste and have a bag to take with you(to cover your head) she may be the choice for you!