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oldmanzeus

Member Since 8/17/15

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Provider E # Date
DottiDot Yes 29 6/21/21
Seen on 6/13/21
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://theotherboard.com/users/129841

Experience Description: Been seeing Dot for a few months and she is amazing. The pictures are accurate and she is a tight spinner. Sometimes it is hard to get ahold of her and set up a meeting, yet I think she is worth the wait. She isn’t much of a clock watcher, which is a good thing as far as I am concerned. All activities are done safely and she seems to really enjoy the time we spend together. Tasty and tight.


Age: 24 Hair Color: Platinum Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32-N/A-N/A
Miss Jessica Yes 27 12/21/20
Seen on 11/22/20
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: The holidays always get me down and the person I normally spend time with was out, so I thought I would expand my horizons. Sent Jessica a text and shared my references on the site and was able to set up same day. I didn’t expect the screening to be so fast and ended up hustling to get ready in time to meet this goddess. She is stunning. I love yoga pants and Jessica makes them look like a second skin. Watch her walk up the stairs to my place was intoxicating. Once we got into my apartment it was just a little conversation to get to know one another and then off to get more comfortable. She has a few rules and some activities are off limits, yet the few things I really enjoy were on the menu that day. She tasted sweet and I spent most of our time together enjoying the view from down under. I had a bit of a performance issue, which happens after a certain age, and Jessica handled it like a champ. Made me feel amazing and helped to get me back into the race. I like to think that a good time was had by her, I know that my time was outstanding. I look forward to seeing her again. On a side note this woman has serious muscle tone, silk covered steel. Few things are sexier to me than a strong & limber woman.


Age: 31 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 32DDD+-28-32
BreeHanssen Yes 104 3/22/18
Seen on 3/18/18
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/110891

Experience Description: I don't usually leave reviews when there is such an outpouring of positive feedback already in place. However Bree was outstanding. Everything I had been searching for since my ATF retired and more. Beauty, class, intelligence, sexy, sensual, funny and compassionate. I really can't say enough good things. If you have the opportunity to see Bree it is time well spent in my opinion. I could have spent hours with her and wish i had requested more time, next time i see her i will make sure to use an extended session.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34D-25-33
Adeles-Love So-So 49 6/14/17
Seen on 6/10/17
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: So-So Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Texted her to set up an appointment and set up an time to meet later in the evening. I arrived on time and she was ready for me in a nice little black dress. We chatted for a bit and then got comfortable. The other reviews mention some activities that she had stated she felt were too intimate and did not want to engage in any longer with clients once we really got comfortable with each other. Which is too bad as the things she didn't want to do really make the encounter GFE. Other than a narrow menu she was a lot of fun and upbeat throughout the appointment. With the narrow range of activities i don't know if i will see her again, however she was a ton of fun to be around and left me feeling great at the end of the hour so it may be in the cards again.


Age: 22 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Breasts: Enhanced Ethnicity: Asian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Body Type: Curvy Measurements: 34DD-27-31
REBUTTAL:

Thank you for coming over! I think it is important for you to know everyone is different and what you say and do with one will not always be the same with the other. There were other factors at play with you, if you recall. I enjoyed my time with you and do hope we meet again. thank you again for coming by!

Chase me Lately aka Trixie Thomas No 53 12/15/16
Seen on 11/23/16
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/93786

Experience Description: With all things YMMV with regard to providers. so my experience may not be yours. I had tried to get in contact with Trixi after work at about 7pm on the 23rd as the holidays always make me feel down and I look for human contact at that time. We seemed to keep missing each other via text as my alert sound is not as loud as i would like. Every time i would text it would be an hour or more before she would respond, which i can appreciate. So over the course of 4 texts over the next 3 hours ( i tried calling but her voicemail was full) i finally managed to get a time nailed down for our meeting of 11pm. I arrived at the predetermined location about 15 min before we were to meet and sent her a text that i was at the location and just needed the address so i could drive over. at 11:00 i sent another text asking if everything was ok and if we were still on since there may have been some issue. at 11:15 i tried texting again asking if everything was ok and if i didn't hear back by 11:25 i would consider this a missed connection. At 11:25 i tried calling and finally got ahold of her, and she said her phone had died and that we could still meet. I said ok, and asked that she text me the address so i could head over. got the text back at 11:30 with the address and i was closer then i thought so it only took a few to get to her place. When i arrived I sent a text that I was here and walked over and knocked on the door. She said just a second and i could hear her walking around inside the apartment. I was left outside in the cold for 10 min and got a call from her at 11:40 asking if i was still coming and i had to mention that I was the person that knocked on her door. Now her appearance when she opened the door was amazing. Her photos are very accurate and she was in good sprints. She took me to her room and we started to get comfortable. She seemed to be rushed in the session instead of taking her time as all the other reviews seemed to suggest. In no time we were off to the races as it were and finish line was crossed in some record time. and with that she got up and got dressed. She said she was going to go get herself something to drink and left the room with me on the bed wondering if that was it. When the provider gets dressed that has always been my queue that the session is over and it is time for me to depart, so i started getting myself put together and when she came back in the room she didnt mention anything about me being dress and to start leading me to the door to leave. She ended up saying have a good night and that was it i was out in the dark having spent a total of 10 min with the woman. I don't know if it was the holiday, or the hour, or if she had other things on her mind that night or if it was me. I assume it was me, but i wish that she would have told me to call her again another day instead of moving forward with the date in the way it was done. Like we say in this hobby, your mileage may vary.


Age: 28 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
Lalababez601 Yes 27 8/25/16
Seen on 8/24/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-marine-wanting-to-play/24940415

Experience Description: This is my second review of lala. She had contacted me after my first review asking for a second chance to make a first impression if you will. Seeing as how i believe in second chances I agreed to meet her again. The second meeting was easy to set up, as i had told her to contact me whenever she was able to meet again. This time she was at an upscale hotel in the DTC area that was more inline with the other providers i had seen in the past. When i knocked on her door she answered in a very seductive lingerie outfit complete with garter belt and Stockings. She looked like a model to me. She greeted me with open enthusiasm giving me a hug and a slow lingering kiss. She wanted me to know how much she appreciated my willingness to make things right and show that she was a professional. As we entered the room it was immaculate, a far cry from my last visit. i moved to the bed and she did a strip tease for me, and gradually we got undressed. As we moved into other activities she proved to be just as amazing as the last time i had been with her in this regard. I wasn't able to hold out for long as she was really working to make sure i was having a good time. After i finished she got me a hot towel and then we laid together chatting. in a lot of ways this is the part of the session that i crave the most, the being close to someone after the act. I don't have that in my personal life and i had felt denied that on the last visit. This time it was all about me, she listened to me and offered support and laughed at my jokes. We also talked about my last experience and the circumstances surrounding her situation at that time. I ended up being the one to call our evening this time, as i hate to take up more of a ladies time than i should. Getting dressed i was very glad i gave her a second chance and will be back to see her again in the future.


Age: 29 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-24-36
Lalababez601 Yes 27 8/19/16
Seen on 8/18/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-marine-looking-to-play/24564446

Experience Description: Thought i would take a chance on Lala, as i had been looking at her ads for a while. Difficult to get a hold of her, as she seems to keep very strange hours. After finally connecting the other day set up a time to meet in the morning and headed to her hotel. She was staying at a non-chain hotel, a bit of an oddity from what i have encountered in the past. Once i arrived i let her know i was present and she sent a text that she would meet me outside. She was standing in a cute dress, something i would expect from a southern bell. She thanked me for calling and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek. We entered her room and then things got a little weird. The room was a mess, cloths and towels all over the floor, as well as trash piled high in the trashcan. Also she had two "roommates" who were collecting some things to leave so we could start our session. All a bit awkward as stood in one off to the side trying to decide if this was a good idea after all. After they left Lala started to strip down and i did the same, trying to find a place to put my cloths. As soon as i got my pants off she dropped down and started with a BBBJ which felt amazing. She pushed me back on the bed after i got hard and asked if she could go for a ride. She collected a cover and put it on, then got on for some fun. She looks great and is very energetic. It didn't take long before i was spent. As soon as i finished she said she would get me something to clean up and ran to the bathroom and brought back a washcloth (i hope it was clean). As soon as she wiped me down she started to get dressed again. As I had set up for an hour and we had only been together for about 25 min i was a little disappointed that she was getting dressed so soon. I followed suit and we talked a little bit, as she collected a lighter and cigarettes. But the conversation did not last long. All in all i do not know if i will be back. Never realized how much the atmosphere mattered to me before this session and it may prove to be a deal-breaker in the future.


Age: 29 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-24-36
REBUTTAL:

Well, why don't I get another chance to prove myself? This is all a learning experience.

Cherry aka Miya Yes 93 8/17/16
Seen on 8/11/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://colorado.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-cherry-a-sweet-delight-incall-available-well-reviewed/24329851

Experience Description: Saw cherry post on bp and thought I would take a chance. She was easy to contact and set up an appointment for the same day. Drove to her location which was a hotel in the tech center and texted her. She was not quite ready to meet so we pushed back the meeting for 15 minutes. After the delay I was sent a room number and headed in. Cherry is a beautiful woman however I think the photos may be a little old or the angles are off, however her pictures are her. We got comfortable and started with our activities she allows dining and reciprocated in kind after i had my fill. Cherry also is a very able rider, making me wish i was in better shape so i could keep up with her exuberance. Cherry was also willing to revive the fallen soldier and we went for round two. All in all one of the best times I have had in the hobby to date. I will be back to see her again.


Age: 25 Hair Color: Platinum Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-26-30
JessicaRabbit Yes 71 6/20/16
Seen on 6/19/16
Time: 1 hr Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: It was very easy to set up an appointment with her. Her place was a little hard to find however if you leave with enough time before the appointment there shouldn't be an issue. She greeted me at the door in a tight pink dress, and she was stunning to behold. She is very tiny, one of the smallest women I have ever seen. She offered me a glass of water and we talked for a bit to get comfortable. We retired to the adjoining room to begin our play. She is even more beautiful without cloths, and she is so exotic it is hard to describe her beauty. She was very accommodating to my requests and if you treat her with the respect she desires i believe you will have an earth-shattering experience.


Age: 25 Ethnicity: Native American Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Hair Color: Light Brown Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 32B-27-38
Samantha Minx Yes 36 6/14/16
Seen on 6/14/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/111781

Experience Description: Called Samantha and asked for a visit without prior notice and she was very accommodating. Drove to the Tech center and her in-call was at a nice location. She greeted me at the door in a very tight black dress that showed just how amazing she looks. Her photos are good but the real thing is better. We talked about a fantasy which we rolled into and had a great time with. She was everything i could have hoped for and more. We each talked about our favorite activities and found some that matched. She is very responsive and left me wishing i was younger and in better shape. I will be seeing her again as soon as time permits.


Age: 21 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-24-26
Shaina No 1 6/12/16
Seen on 6/11/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Yes, during the session Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures
Additional Website Link: http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incalls-never-will-rush-you-take-your-time-with-my-ddds-and-real-south-denver-area/19671663

Experience Description: Showed up at her place, basic two call system. She had a nice place in a good neighborhood however when going into the apartment i could see that the photos were old (she admitted they were taken a year ago). The apartment was not really furnished, only a couch and tv in the main area. We sat and talked for a while, and she asked if she could smoke while we talked and i said ok. After about half an hour of talking we finally moved into the bedroom, and only because i started to push toward that. once we went in the bed was an air mattress, with a stained sheet. Session was quick mostly because i did not want to linger in the area. She was very much a 3-G girl once we were in the room. overall i will not repeat the experience.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DDD-30-38
Jessie Lynn Yes 18 5/9/16
Seen on 5/7/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/91079

Experience Description: Meet Jessie at a nice incall. She met me wearing a teddy and a smile. Jessie made me feel like a old friend right from the start. She said all the right things to get me in the mood, and we started kissing like high school sweethearts. Things quickly heated up and i started with some DATY, to which Jessie was very responsive. Switch to some oral for myself. after i was ready we started with some CG and then switched to RCG. Finishing up with missionary, and i have to say she is amazing in every way. Wished i could have stayed later as i would have loved to try to go another round or even just gaze at her body for another hour. I will see this lady again as time permits.


Age: 20 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-22-30