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Provider E # Date
Katelyn Yes 2 1/23/14
Seen on 1/24/14
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: OK boys, this one definitely isn't for everybody, probably isn't for most everybody. But for a select few, she might be just what you are looking for. First, you are going to need to have a granny fetish for this one. She’s mature – ad says 49, but that seems like rounding down. She’s seriously mature. She is tiny, can’t be more than 5’ and probably weighs somewhere around 90 pounds. She sounds a little odd when you talk to her on the phone, and has an unusual speech cadence. Sounds almost like she’s disabled. Doesn't seem like it when you see her live, but it can be off-putting on the phone. I was feeling a little weird about it due to the unusual way that she talked on the phone when got to her apartment in Longmont, She was ready right on time. Came up, said “hi”, hugged and went straight to the bedroom. I made the donation, and she undressed quickly. For many of you, you wouldn't be too excited about her body, she’s definitely mature, and looks it. But, she’s not flabby and is in decent shape, but she looks old. I've got a thing for mature women, but she was really at my limit. I was wondering a bit about what I'd done when I saw her naked. There are two things about her that I really liked. First, she really enjoys the company. She liked having me over and we hung out some after the session. Probably could have stayed for hours if I’d had the time. Second, she really enjoys sex. She said as much and really showed it. She works with enthusiasm and has real skills. We started off the session with some hand stroking and light-kissing. After playing around for a while she did some TF, with me kneeling next to her face. Honestly, it was really great. She really knew how to work it. This went on for some time, until I really needed her to stop, or I would have popped. This warmed up my attitude toward her considerably. We started in mish. I discovered that she really liked it when I pressed my body tightly against hers and did long, slow deep thrusts. She acted like and said she had and O, and I kept going as I felt her building to a second O. I finished a deep thrust and went to a circular grind when it finally happened. I learned that she’s a squirter, my first experience with one. I felt the gush all over my balls, this was a real turn-on for me. Next we did K9 and she pushed back into me hard, got me going and I pushed her down on the bed and pounded my way to a great finish, as she arched and pushed her ass back into me. Afterwards, we talked about a few things. She was very friendly, and just wanted to hang out. We talked for something like 20 to 30 minutes. She seemed open to a second round of activities, but I needed to be somewhere. She is an unusual person and provider. Definitely for somebody with very specific tastes. But, I really enjoyed being with someone who was so clearly into getting sex with me. She really enjoyed what I was doing to her, and that’s a big turn-on for me. Absolutely not a clock-watcher at all, got the feeling I could have hung out all night.

Katelyn Yes 2 1/19/14
Seen on 1/8/14
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: HOLD - MENTION OF 420 DENIED 1/20/14 OK boys, this one definitely isn't for everybody, probably isn't for most everybody but for a select few, she might be just what you are looking for. You are going to need to have an interest in GILFs for this one. She’s mature – ad says 49, but that seems like rounding down. She’s seriously mature. She is tiny, can’t be more than 5’ and probably weighs somewhere around 90 pounds. She sounds a little odd when you talk to her on the phone, and has an unusual speech cadence. Sounds almost like she’s disabled. Got to her apartment in Longmont, and she was ready right on time. Came up, said “hi” and went straight to the bedroom. I made the donation, and we were undressed quickly. For most of you, you wouldn't be too excited about her body, she’s definitely mature, and looks it. But, she’s not flabby and is in pretty good shape. There’s two things about her that I really liked. First, she really enjoys the company. She liked having me over and we hung out some after the session. Probably could have stayed for hours if I’d had the time. Second, she really enjoys sex. She said as much and really showed it. We started off the session with some hand stroking and light-kissing. After playing around for a while she did some TF, with me kneeling over her face. Honestly, it was really great. She really knew how to work the pipe. This went on for some time, until I really needed her to stop, or I would have popped. We started in mish. I discovered that she really liked it when I pressed my body against hers and did long, slow deep thrusts. She said she had and O, and I kept going as I felt her building to a second O. When it finally happened I learned that she’s a squirter, my first experience with one. I felt the gush all over my balls, this was a real turn-on for me. Next we did K9 and she pushed back into me hard, got me going and I pushed her down on the bed and pounded my way to a great finish. Afterwards, we talked about a few things and I mentioned that I’d just bought my first legal 420 that day. She said she had medical, so we went to the living room to compare. She’s very 420 friendly, and we hung out and talked and smoked for another 20 to 30 minutes. She seemed open to a second round of activities, but I needed to be somewhere. She is an unusual person and provider. But, I really enjoyed being with someone who was so clearly into getting sex. She really enjoyed what I was doing to her, and that’s a big turn-on for me. She’s definitely 420 friendly, maybe too much so, but it was cool to just hang out. Absolutely not a clock-watcher at all.

Angela (fbsm) Yes 1 11/1/10
Seen on 11/2/10
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I've seen Angela twice now. First, her pictures don't really capture her. I mean they look like her, but she's got brightness in person her. I mean they look like her, but she's got brightness in person that just isn't captured in the pics. She's definitely a mature that just isn't captured in the pics. She's definitely a mature provider, so if you're looking for a teenager, look elsewhere. This isn't a supercharged sexual experience - an FBSM that simulates sex. Angela is a professional, experienced body-worker, who massages with a strong erotic twist. The first time that I saw her, all her clothes stayed on, the second time, she removed her top. The massage was professional/spa quality, peppered with some quick erotic strokes. I started on my stomach, and she thoroughly worked my legs and back, with lots of light touches, and brushes and strokes in the taint, ball area. Ultimately, she had me on my back and guided me to a drawn-out, paralyzing O. She finished me off with some more professional bodywork, and sent me blissfully on my way.

Paige 303-xxx-4130 Yes 3 5/7/10
Seen on 5/8/10
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Ok guys, this one was really different. Im a big fan of FBSM, and I really dont do FS, so Ive seen a lot of providers. So, Id have to call this experience kind of Zen. Page is a very attractive woman, but her session isnt super erotic. It is all about technique, not about simulating sex. First call, she answered. She gave me the address of her incall hotel. It was near some other hotels that are pretty nice, but she was in a cheaper, motel type place. The second call at location got me the room #. Found the room and was surprised to find a professional massage table set up in the room. She was taking a call when I arrived, so I got undressed without really greeting her. She hung up the phone and instructed me to climb on the table without much conversation. She proceeded to put on some zen/asian/trance type music, like what youd hear in a spa. Got out her lotion, which wasnt some moisturizer from Walgreens, but sme kind of professional massage stuff. So, on the plus side  I received one of the best professional quality massages that Ive ever had. Ive been to some high-end spas, and she did a better job than Ive ever had. On the not typical FBSM side she remained completely clothed the entire time, didnt encourage mutual touching  although I managed to a very little in. Normally, I would have probably not given her a good review, but the massage was awesome, and she gave me this ass, inner thigh massage while I was still face down, that got me totally turned on. She didnt do any ass/ball play, but there was something about her technique that was really stimulating. When I flipped, she went straight to the unit. Again, this was all about technique, and hers was awesome. Not super erotic, but she knows how to work the equipment. She built me to a great climax. So heres the final assessment. For a purely technique perspective, shes the best FBSM that Ive ever had. Shes really amazing with her hands and arms  plus her overall massage skills are awesome. Your back will feel great. But, she doesnt put on any erotic approach. You dont get to interact with her at all. So, if you go, you have to be prepared to lay-back, end let her drive. Enjoy the experience for the pure technique, let yourself be taken care of, but dont expect to connect with her in an erotic way. Youll frustrate yourself and wreck the session if you want to connect, touch and relate. To be honest, Ill probably see her again. It was pretty interesting and well priced. On the other hand, I probably would not have gone in the first place if Id read a review like this. From a sexually satisifying point of view, the massage was probably lacking. Youll have to decide. I had a really hard time deciding which "overall experiance" and "Do I recommend this ASP?" category to enter.

Rachel (720-xxx-7699) Yes 3 12/15/09
Seen on 12/16/09
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Well, I think that I took one for the team here. I've been seeing Lindin, the "Fun Rubbin Gal" on bp for a while now. She looked like a voluptuous, mature woman, with a few extra pounds and fantastic tits from the pics. Well... those pics aren't exactly accurate. Either they are very, very favorable, or old, or not her. She's a real BBW. Very big. I don't mind a big girl, and I love a woman with serious curves, so the ads really got me sprung. When I got to her apartment, and she answered the door, I thought that she looked much bigger. When she got naked, she's really big. On the plus side, she has huge boobies, and were fun to play with. She has a good attitude, and good technique. She did kind of go straight for Mr. Johnson, without much pre-game warm up. She talked dirty, and made me feel that she was really hot for me. But, the pics kind of had me up for a voluptuous, mature woman of style, and instead I got a big ol' lady.

Lauren Luxxxury Yes 1 4/8/09
Seen on 4/9/09
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Found this bird on sowet. She advertises FBSM at 25 min session for and a GFE for . She told me that GFE is not full service, just includes kissing and more time. I figured at it was worth a shot, and she was very close by. When I talked to her, she refers to her as the "quicky". I figured for , I'd expect a quicky, but, it seemed like a good way to meet someone new for test drive. And, I didn't have much time anyway. She answered her phone on the first try and was able to see me almost immediately. She gave me directions, with the ol' phone call when you are in the neighborhood thing. It all worked fine. She's in duplex near 38th and Fed. Easy to find, very private entrance, felt pretty safe. On the phone she said the quicky was 20 min, not 25 like the ad said. I didn't make a big deal over 5 min. The actual session was probably about 20 as she had said. Since you don't see much in the pictures, I'll give you the story. Lauren is very shapely. A curvy body. If you are looking for a teenage spinner, don't bother. If we like more mature women, maybe you should give her a call. If you dig MILFs, well, she's your kind of provider. She's clearly a mom, with both the kids stuff around the house and you can see it from her body. Her body is not flawless, but it is nice. She's got great natural assets on top. Really nice. Her stomach shows the signs of the kids, with some stretch marks and loose skin. Her caboose is nice and tight. She's got a pretty face and nice eyes. Couple of notes about the session. She told me it was the quicky and it was. Not that she didn't do a great job, she just gets to business pretty fast. I'll have to try a longer session next time. That said, she does a good job. She immediately led me to the her bedroom. She threw an oversized towel on the bed and yanked of all of her clothes faster than I got undressed. She quickly began a lotion back rub, that was pretty good. She's got strong hands and uses them well. After a very short bit of great work on my back, she moved to my legs, again using her strong hands. She worked her way up my legs for some great ball teasing/play. Again I would have liked more of all of this, but this was the quicky and I was paying the bargain price. All of this may have lasted 10 min or so. Then she asked me to flip. She poured some oil in her hands. Than she asked me to start on my self. At first I thought "uh oh... self serve", but that wasn't the case. This might have been some cop test thing, but she told me that she gets really turned on by watching guys JO. She said it was her big fetish, so I was happy to oblige. She quickly moved to help me out. She ended up giving me the helping hand while, letting me suck on those very ample tits. She ended up with both hands on my rod and her face, literally inches above my unit. I thought that I might blow on her face, but she backed off for that. It didn't take to long for the volcano to erupt. She seemed to enjoy it too. She said that her JO fetish was also about watching the shots, and she acted very enthusiastic. All and all a good session. It was quick, but that was as advertised. She acted into to it, had a fun attitude, made great eye contact, and included plenty of sexy talk. All in all, worthwhile. I'll definitely have to try again soon, and maybe stay a little longer. The only reason that I put maybe in the reccomend is this. She's a real MILF. I know a lot of guys don't go for that. It is something that I really enjoy, but you'll have to decide for yourself TD out.

Csasce Yes 1 3/3/09
Seen on 3/4/09
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: O.K. This one was a bit weird. I've been interested in Csasce (pronounced Sassy) for a while. I kind of dig mature women, so her mature offering seemed cool. Two things that I didn't gather from her posting and pictures: one, she's black, two, she's a BBW. I cool with either of those, but everybodys got their tastes, and I figure that those are relevant pieces of info. The meeting was done with the approximate location followed by phone in to the final local. That worked O.K., except she had me waiting around for something like 15 minutes. Said she had to get rid of a neighbor, who just showed up. I got to a nice house in a nice neighborhood, so that was very cool. I rang the bell and stood on the front porch for what seemed like an eternity. It was probably just a couple of minutes, but still. Finally she opened the door a crack and told me to come in. She was standing behind the door in a bustier and gown. I was surprised at how big she was as the pictures didn't really depict that, and I didn't get that she was black. I'm totally cool with the fact that she was black, but she seems a bit bigger than her pictures, and I had to re-calibrate my expectations for a BBW. I'm pretty cool with my attitude about different types of women, so I went on with it. Just to be clear, she's pretty big, but not huge. She's very curvy and has massive, natural fun-bags. Well, we go upstairs to a bedroom and I gave her 100, the advertised rate was 90. She went to get me water and when she came back, I was undressed on the bed. She asked me if I'd be interested in having her friend join us. She pulled a picture off the wall of her and her friend (that looked to be at least 25 years old) she was much hotter back then and her friend looked pretty cute. I only had more, but she said that would be great. So she goes and tells her friend to come in. Her friend doesn't come in right away, and Csasce starts the massage without her. She pulls her huge tits out of the bustier and lays them across my thigh before she has me roll-over for the massage. The actual massage was pretty good, but didn't last too long before her friend Roxy comes in. Roxy was white and looked to be about 50. She was thinner than Csasce and was wearing red pajamas. Long sleeve, not so sexy. She looks pretty good though. Roxy immediately removes her pants and is wearing nothing on bottom. She's got a tighter body, but she's also mature. They both start focusing the massage on my ass and give me a little ass and ball play. They have me flip over, and Roxy unbuttons her top and puts her small, but very nice tits in my face. I'm just starting to get into it, and I'm not even all the way hard, but Csasce whips out a cover and puts it on me and starts a lesson in TF. Meantime I'm sucking on Roxy's tits, grabbing her ass and fingering the box. Csasce is going really hard, and I pop way to quickly for my own tastes. We all hang out and talk and hug a little before I leave. Overall it was an O.K.experience. They weren't a rip-off and were pretty fun and worked pretty hard to show me a good time. I could have used a little more play before Csasce gobbled the rod down so hard. The price was great, and maybe I should have asked them for exactly the timing that I wanted. I may see them again just for fun, and try to control things a little more. They seem to enjoy working together, and seem like they've been partying together for a very long time. -TD

Katie-3103 No 19 2/2/09
Seen on 2/3/09
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Been a while since I posted so I've got a few. Well, I'd been looking at Katie's pics for years. She was running a great sounding special, 60/hhr. Had to do it. When I arrived to her apartment, she opened the door and stood behind it and told me to come in. I'd never met her before, so I was wonderfully surprised when she closed the door, and she was standing there in garters and a bra, and that's it. No panties. It kept being exciting as she had me lay down and she mounted my ass, cg style, and I could feel her bottomless body pressing on mine. But, it went downhill from there. I got a good, but perfunctory massage. MT was allowed, but not responded to, or even acknowledged. No eye contact was made. The finish was mechanical. All of the other reviews are right. She's not terrible, but not into it. She runs great specials, but not really worth it. There are better providers out there.

Lexi 303-xxx-7124 Yes 3 2/2/09
Seen on 2/3/09
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: OK - I found Lexi on CL. I hate to give her such a medochare review but it was kind of a mixed bag. Went to her place up North. Easy to find, she gave me good directions. When I got there, the first thing that I noticed is that she obviously worked out of a house where she has her kids. She looks a lot younger in her pics. Her body isn't bad, she definately a MILF type, not quite like the pics. Let me say that while she didn't exactly look like the pics, I didn't mind at all. I totally dig MILF types, so I was cool with that. Her massage is pretty good, and she has good technique on the finish. She's nice to talk to, but it just wasn't all that erotic. She was kind of doing her job. She was O.K., just not that great. There are so many other providers who give much better service for the same price.

Nikki (720-xxx-5252) Yes 6 2/2/09
Seen on 2/3/09
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: O.K. There are two Nikki's who post on backpage and both are great. This one is in Westminster. One thing: I'm not so sure the pics in her ads are really her, but they could be. I think that she found pics of very similar looking women and posted those instead. I think it was just to get professional quality pics, not to bait and switch. Her bod is just as smokin as the pics. Got to her appartment. It appears that she just uses this appartment for work, didn't have much stuff in it. But, it is in a nice, safe place with a private entrance. Anyway, she greeted me with a kiss on the cheek, a nice hug. Got into a great massage right away. She got down to her panties. She let me play with her great tits, and whe she finished me off, she turned her ass toward me, and let me pull down the panties, and pet the kitty while she gave me the rear view. All around nice. Sent me on my way with a hug and a kiss.