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Provider E # Date
Scarlett Perri Yes 24 4/11/12
Seen on 4/12/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: What can you say about a exciting and romantic time with the perfect pin-up girl. Jean Harlo, Loretta Young, Vivian Leigh .... and now Scarlett Perri! Beautiful, romantic, sultry - very sultry - sexy, sweet. Quiet voice, innocent sounding, but with secret experience of the perfect Asian geisha. Demure and polite. Far more than the girl next door, and better than a Playboy Bunny! Yet ... very talented. Her smile enticed me, until I looked into her eyes, and my body caught on fire. When her exquisite clothes come off, and I saw her true "colors" I ignited like a match. It wasn't long untill I exploded like a roman candle. Her soft kisses calmed my racing heart, and then, like a true vixen, she throttled me up again for another ride. Positions varied, but each was magnificent. Although you might think her a biker girl because of facets of her appearance, she could not be farther from it. Such sexy sweetness, and complete connection to me and our erotic time. If I could only figure out how to bottle her, I'd take her home and show her to Mom, then sneak away and drink the passion again, hour after hour. She did well with all the menu (except CIM and Island travel which isn't on the menu ... sorry) and was squeaky clean, as any exotic pin-up would be. She is so wonderful and beautiful, I will see her again and agin in her starring role....definitely a keeper and one of my favorites.

Sarafima aka Serafima, Serefima, Trista, Olga, Essence, ... Yes 9 12/11/10
Seen on 12/12/10
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Serafima - Yes she is Russian, completely 100% Russian! Charming as all get out, sophisticated and extremely cultured and educated. And like all the true redheads I have known uber passionate. When you meet her it is like walking into an erotic tornado or the passion dance with a whirling dervish. You are in for the ride of your life. I have never had an experience with a woman like I had with her. Insatiable erotically, she did things to me that I never had done to me before. I was completely drained of 100% of everything! (Including energy!) It all came with Russian music to match her incredibly charming personality. She s not a 20 year old, and has very mature and developed amorous mastery of the loving arts. Its that true European background. You better be ready for this one guys! But there is no way you can be .. which means you absolutely must visit her. And, she is not a clock watcher because she completely luxuriates in your visit. Understand that it ALL is on the list for you.. your wish is her demand! (replete with whips and chains if that is your desire). By the way, did I mention she is a sqirter too! You MUST see her. Repeat MUST see her before the word gets out. Another phone: 720-202-2773

Sasha Rae Yes 18 8/7/10
Seen on 8/8/10
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: At Sashas first kiss, all the candle wax in the room started to melt! She is one HOT Exotic Latina...a true Sophia Loren... At first sight of her, she penetrated my brain like a virus of passion. She is far more than a girlfriend, she's the woman you mother warned you about--and movies are made about. Sweet, charming, and erotic. Oh my God, erotic. For me, the fireworks would not stop. Her caresses swept me further into her power. Her body is so beautiful I didn't know where to start first! She knew it too, and she enjoyed me watching her every second of the way. She only stops to let you breathe. Not one drop of my sanity was left as we moved from position to position. MSOG definatlely continued until I was drained 3 times. Afterwards, we enjoyed a gentle conversation as we snuggled up. The best part was how much she enjoyed what she did to me. If you look in the dictionary under passion, her picture is there. I won't give you the details, but I will tell you she is on the way to being one of my ATFs. I already know I'm going broke.

Sealy Yes 37 10/8/08
Seen on 10/9/08
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Sealy - posts on BB's - is a sweet southern girl gone absolutely WILD! She is one hot lady - and she definately loves men. We spent more than two hours with each other and could not get enough of each other. Definately not a clock watcher by any stretch of the imagination - which is soooo refereshing. I learned a special secret from her that even she didn't know...she is a near squirter, and I made every attempt to prove it. She loves to be touched, and kissed and loved to the max! Her place was adorned with decoration, and candles and was so very charming for a love nest! Her sweet southern charm is infectious, and like a PERFECT southern girl takes care that her man comes first - and last! Although she is not shy about matching you 3 for one in the ectasty arena! We literally had to pull ice cubes from the fridge to cool down..wow..Such a truly amazing time that I will be ever so happy to repeat again and again.

Yesenia-4618 Yes 125 10/7/08
Seen on 10/8/08
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Yesenia is definately a 3 G girl. The hour was not an hour, and not even a full 1/2 hour. Her place was a mess. I wondered if the sheets were clean. She didn't look anything like her picture unless that was her 10 years ago. Short hair, 15-20 lbs heavier. Her board profile says she is a 36C but she is more like a 36A. Definately no MSOG for that price and that was made very clear. Wouldn't even spend 1 minute afterward 1st completion. Just up and out.... unless "you are going to be a regular or want to pay for more time"...upsell upsell. She was polite however. In my opinion she wasn't even worth the one time. Look at my reviews and see what I have said about other providers. YMMV was not an issue here, inadequate and unprofessional service is.<br><br> <i><b>Reply from Yesenia submitted 10 October 2008:</b>This is in a response to the fundevilguy review. Guys dont alway believe what you read I have several great reviews and only one who states that my description is not accurate. All I gotta say to this idiot is if is wasnt worth the first hour why are you crying about not getting more I never advertised msog in any of my ads so how could that be up selling and if your hygene had been better I wouldnt have rushed you off. So anyways you need too realize how dumb you make yourself look by saying I wasnt worth the first hour if I wasnt why were you trying to stay longer why would you have even stayed at all.</i>

Sweet Bailey Yes 42 5/31/08
Seen on 6/1/08
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Caldo Ardente is Italian for "Flaming HOT!" I had a Doubles session with Bailey, and Hot little miss S who asked to remailn nameless. Bailey is a brunette with an extraordinary figure, as her pictures show. Hot little miss "S" is a stunning blond. Seeing them was an experience of a lifetime. Hot little miss S said, "We haven't seen each other (her and Bailey) in a while and haven't had a chance to play together" and so it started. I was sucked into the tangled bodies like gasoline shot into a raging flame - and the explosion was immediate! Both are so sweet, gorgeous, and lovely, but oh so torrid. Beautiful bodies everywhere, sighing, moaning, and... well you get the idea. All Bailey could say was ohhhh, ohhh, ohhhh! It took them about 30.2 seconds to get me into my wildest PSE fantasies. Ones Ive had for years, and now, they were a reality. Ive got to say, reality is WAY better than fantasy. And I've participated in some really wonderful doubles over the years! These two were the best by a long shot. I couldn't count the number of times we all reached complete extasy, but I am sure there is now a new record in the books. They had the defibrillator ready, but I didnt have time for a heart attack! I wouldnt want to miss out on a single second of rapture with these two. I will dream of Bailey and Hot little miss S for many years! They are so sweet and so fun that a guy could find himself in heaven with these two on a regular basis. They are completely "Caldo Ardente !!"

Claire Shepherd Yes 28 5/18/08
Seen on 5/19/08
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Wonderful Courtesan Claire! I had my first opportunity to see Claire two weeks ago. She met me at the door in a pretty little blue sundress  and I LOVE sundresses. She wrapped her arms around me as if I had just returned from a long out of town trip. A wonderful hug. A passionate kiss that was like turning a flame thrower on a piece of paper. Totally consuming. Now I know what spontaneous human combustion feels like!! It was impossible remove my amorous gaze from her gorgeous long legs, and beautiful hazel eyes. My heart rate shot up like a rocket. We sat on her couch  which was as wonderfully soft and red as her lips. We had a very pleasant conversation, and kissed some more. Feeling totally comfortable, she took me by the hand and walked me to the other room. She is a complete and absolute courtesan, the kind you read about in books from history. Classy, beautiful, totally sensual, soft, erotic  extremely erotic - and able to carry on an intellectual conversation all at the same time. Her touches were amazing and affectionate. She was so passionate about every caress and activity. There wasnt one minute that didnt completely consume my entire mind and body. Talk about the perfect date! A gentleman doesnt kiss and tell, but, I can say that whatever your fantasy is, she will be in the middle of it. There is no doubt whatsoever that she loves every minute of enjoying you, and you enjoying her. Afterwards, we conversed on meta-physics, quantum physics, and even shared some pickles from her fridge! Out of all the ladies I have encountered, I have never shared cold tasty pickles with anyone --but Claire. She really knows how to treat her men on every level. You cannot ask for a more terrific woman than that. I will remember our encounter for years to come.

Ryann Yes 76 5/18/08
Seen on 5/19/08
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This review is long overdue. Lovely Ryan is an energy packed passionate woman. If you can keep going all day long, she can keep you going all day long. I have known Ryan for some time now, and our encounters are always very special and always erotic. She is so charming, very intelligent, extremely witty, fun to be with and talk with. We shared several areas of fun things in common, one being our love of the culinary arts. She is a true courtesan, and we can love, or talk all day long. Her passion knows no bounds. She can't keep her hands off of you, and you are her only focus, no phone distractions, and no letting you up until the ecasty is done - several times. Afterwards we collapsed, and snuggled up. She so exhausted us both that we fell asleep in each others arms. How nice is that! Thanks Ryan, for the memorable time with you!

Lina Yes 23 1/25/08
Seen on 1/26/08
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: At Lina's first kiss, all the candle wax in the room started to melt! She is one HOT Exotic Latina...a true Sophia Loren... At first sight of her, she penetrated my brain like a virus of passion. She is far more than a girlfriend, she's the woman you mother warned you about--and movies are made about. Sweet, charming, and erotic. Oh my God, erotic. For me, the fireworks would not stop. Her caresses swept me further into her power. Her body is so beautiful I didn't know where to start first! She knew it too, and she enjoyed me watching her every second of the way. She only stops to let you breathe. Not one drop of my sanity was left. Afterwards, we enjoyed a gentle conversation as we snuggled up. The best part was how much she enjoyed what she did to me. If you look in the dictionary under passion, her picture is there. I won't give you the details, but I will tell you she is on the way to being one of my ATFs. I already know I'm going broke&

Marisa of Denver No 1 9/29/07
Seen on 9/30/07
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Marisa was upset with my last review. Told me she wanted to prove I was wrong, and asked for a second chance. I agreed to see her again. Well, she stood me up, and gave me a story. So, I thought we were done. But she called me back later&she cried said shed do a discount session -- so I decided to give it a shot. Third time is a charm. What could I loose right? Service was poor again. She wasnt clean, and I couldnt even complete the session. When I jumped into the shower and popped out to grab a small bottle of mouth wash in my pocket, I caught her trying to go through my wallet. Stay away from this one guys. I learned my lesson the hard way. Dont make the mistake I did.

Marisa of Denver No 1 9/25/07
Seen on 9/26/07
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Marisa of Denver  Back in Town. Yep shes back. Shes still gorgeous. Her post says shes 22 but shes really 24. She no longer does those long intimate kisses I just begged for, she doesn't want to kiss at all. She no longer does some of my fav positions, and no more MSOG. Her attitude is no longer charming OR fun. She has become just a 3G girl. Very poor service. She just wanted to take my money and rush me out the door. I saw her a dozen times in the past, enough to know that YMMV is not the case here. Our time was not worth the money. Im moving her from my A list to my D list. I dont think Id see her again. Plenty of girls are more fun and more client minded. Ive reviewed plenty of girls, search me in the database -- see what Ive had to say about them - I know what Im talking about.

Tabatha S Grey Yes 54 9/6/07
Seen on 9/7/07
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Tabatha has the most beautiful eyes of any woman I have known. When she looked into my eyes, my heart melted, and my blood pressure sky rocketed! Complete sensuality. Her abilities are superb and intriguing! This lady is a true James Bond woman. This courtesan is like that sleek Austin Martin - she'll race your heart, steal your breath, and keep her hand on the stick shift. There is absolutely no doubt she loves her time with you. And just like the car, there is no drama - just pure breathtaking performance. I exceeded the speed limit once, she exceeded it twice, and she kept me driving, hard, hard, harder until I thought the engine would boil over. She is a pure seductress. She had my body and heart take corners at 100 MPH on a pure velvet road. The only thing guiding me was her exquisite soft nipples. Oopps, I didn't say that aloud did I? I was doing things I had never done before - nor experienced before. She has the age and refinement of a real woman and true courtesan and it showed when she told me that she was told I was to be treated very special, and made good on it in every way. Now I can write the definition of SPECIAL in my erotic diary. I plan on putting my lust in her hands on many an adventuresome travel down the highway of PASSION! I can not wait for my next dangerous exploit...shaken not stirred!

Sabin-3026 Yes 3 4/13/07
Seen on 4/14/07
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Sabin is a true courtesan. Beautiful, sensuous, very intelligent, and a magnificent lover. She met me at the door in a wonderful alluring classy dress. My heart rate was up before she even kissed me. I measure the sensuality of a woman by the way she kisses and touches. He kisses were very soft and sweet and foretold of the wonderful time to follow...Her touch was both exciting and heavenly at the same time. She was so darn HOT and a complete girlfriend! As the great chefs say, you eat with your eyes first, and what I saw made me sooo hungry. Her kisses melted away any resistance, and it was time to eat. Course after course was ecstasy. Her breasts were so beautiful and natural and ever so soft. Her skin was unbelievably velvety. I could not keep my hands off of her! When she whispered in my ear, "what do you like?" the blood rushed to my head and I knew I was with the perfect woman. She is a very passionate woman, and every position drained me completely. My tongue was worn out, my legs were shaking, and my arms weak. The complete satisfaction on her face told me everything. Time was not rushed, and she was so very eager to please me  and enjoyed watching my enjoyment tremendously with her beautiful brown eyes. (Ill bet she didnt notice I saw her watching!) She is so sweet and so exciting I plan on seeing her many many times again. I think any fine chef would say she is a truly exquisite sensual and epicurean - several course meal - life time experience! If you love the best of the best, this is the woman to see guys.