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Bit Banger

Member Since 8/17/15
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Provider E # Date
Audrey Astor Yes 143 7/27/20
Seen on 7/8/20
Time: 4 hrs Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I hadn’t seen Audrey for a few years, but we’ve kept in touch through TOB. As part of my CARES Act program I reached out to her for a ‘dinner plus’ We met at her incall and proceeded to dinner where we caught up with events in each other’s lives. After dinner we adjourned to her place for some pleasurable BCD activities. What a wonderful evening! Why have I waited so long to see her again?


Age: 44 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34DDD-26-38
Just Jos Yes 85 7/9/20
Seen on 6/17/20
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/90819/listings

Experience Description: Jos & I had been trading messages while I was in TX, getting to know each other. So when I returned to CO one of the first things I did was arrange to see her in person. Communications and directions were straight forward and timely. I was warmly greeted at the door in the manner many of us meMotioned in the ‘First Impressions’ thread, hug & a kiss. From there we continued, our conversation becoming more intimate. Would I repeat? You betcha! ????


Age: 33 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-26-30
Jez UaBriain Yes 48 11/24/19
Seen on 11/5/19
Time: 12+ hrs Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: This is another review for a favorite travelling companion. We’ve done this often enough that we fall into the routine like an old married couple. (Yes, we even occasionally tease & bicker.) This trip was one of our longest yet, covering over a dozen states. We rode the Appalachian Mountains; you hardly know she’s there on the back of the bike. We frolicked in the salt waters of both the Atlantic & the Gulf, nude when we could. We ate lots of interesting cuisine, toured museums, met a few friends and characters along the way, and basically enjoyed each other’s company. When disaster struck, she stepped up to the plate and drove when I couldn’t. Sex? Sometimes, always good. Perhaps not enough for her while I was incapacitated. But that’s not the point of these adventures. Though you may have seen her pictures for years, she really hasn’t changed much. So I clicked 'Yes' even though they're old photos. She’s still a little leprechaun. Smoking? She's not a chimney, but not shy about smoking when I did. She even shared a few cigars & Scotch when the occasion warranted. Bottom line: Would I repeat the adventure? Most definitely.


Age: 55 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-27-35
Hunter VanDyke Yes 86 7/2/19
Seen on 6/19/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Hunter & I have been trading PMs for a few months, getting to know each other. We elected to have dinner to continue this conversation after I returned to Denver. (Not included in the reviewed session time.) I was quite delighted when I picked her up - a bubbly person who looks just like her pictures. Conversation After dinner we retired to her incall for more intimate 'get to know each other' time. Hunter is a skilled, enthusiastic partner with a few conventional limitations. I left an hour later with a smile on my face. I look forward to our next encounter.


Age: 46 Hair Color: Other Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 36D-N/A-N/A
Jez UaBriain Yes 48 6/18/18
Seen on 5/21/18
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description:


Age: 55 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-27-35
Audrey Astor Yes 143 7/23/15
Seen on 7/24/15
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Unknown
Additional Website Link: http://www.none.com

Experience Description: We have been chatting(PMs) for the past few years about other hobbies, but have never actually met. I finally pulled the trigger and made arrangements through Preferred411. She replied promptly; we established a time & place. When I walked in, I was shocked! Here was this statuesque blond staring down at my 6' frame from her 4" heels. She is not a petite spinner, but comes from big boned, farm stock. She says 5'8", 150# - I won't dispute those numbers. Flat tummy (as advertised) and just enough padding to give her curves instead of sharp angles. After some small talk to reconnect, we retired to the bed room, where the heels came off, putting her at just the right height for kissing. Rather than write a Penthouse Letter, check the (usual) list of services. I'll just say that she was an enthusiastic participant in these pleasurable activities. Yes - I will see her again. It may be a while because after being out of town for months, my list of local gals I need to see has gotten long. Yes - I recommend her! Be prepared for a rousing good time.

Justina Carter Yes 34 4/19/15
Seen on 4/20/15
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Justina & I have been trading notes for most of the past year on a large variety of subjects. Over the winter I decided that I would see her soon after I returned to CO. When I noticed that she was doing incall near the DTC (instead of Inverness), I pushed my schedule & contacted her through P411. She quickly responded and we made arrangements to meet that evening. The only difficulty was parking (my truck is NOT garage friendly), but she solved that by picking me up at a nearby mall. First we spent a few minutes getting to know each other better. She had taken the time to peruse my P411 Profile; my beverage and her attire matched my preferences. Then we adjourned to the bedroom where the noted activities were executed with sensual pleasure on both our parts. She is well toned, limber, and enthusiastic WRT pleasure. Her Dom side comes out when she orchestrates the long slow climb to the ultimate goal. Just the way I like it! Would I see her again? I definitely hope so! Would I recommend her? Most definitely, as she is a consummate courtesan.

Lucy Kitten Yes 73 11/21/14
Seen on 11/22/14
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Lucy was easy to contact through P411, with a follow-up phone call. We did some re-scheduling during the day, but the appointment came off w/o a hitch. Lucy is a fun & easy going lass with a large natural rack, perfect for Russian. She is a cat person, but then again so am I. "Maybe?" While I had a good time, there wasn't that 'spark' I've experienced with other providers. Perhaps I'm getting spoiled. I've rounded the overall rating to VERY GOOD because it was above average.

Jez UaBriain Yes 48 10/19/14
Seen on 10/19/14
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Yes, this report is for another long adventure with Jez. Since this was our second extended adventure, we knew each other’s habits and were able to fall back into our respective routines. This trip was for slightly over a month, covering a dozen states and thousands of miles with both the truck and motorbike. Many of the destinations were new to Jez, which frankly gave me a bit of a thrill (You should see her frolic in the Atlantic surf). Some were new to me, which is the whole point of travel. It’s just so much better when you can share these adventures. We even managed to engage in some family time with visits to portions of both our families. This type of adventure is not for the horn dogs in the crowd. It’s not about wall-to-wall sex. In fact there was a period when we both had colds and sex was the last thing on our minds when we hit the sack. But it was still good to cuddle up, to take care of someone, to be taken care of by someone. As before, the rates/donation entries indicate “not specified”. Compensation was negotiated along the lines of our previous agreement – something we both agreed was fair. Will I repeat/recommend the experience? Yes. Jez is a good companion and fun to “play house with”. ----- A few generic items about this type of date that readers should know before engaging someone. Why engage an escort for this type of travel? There’s a two part answer: 1) For part of the answer that I’ll invoke the famous Ravenous Randi who said, “We pay them to leave when the date is over.” At the end of the trip we each retreat to our homes, still friends but without our lives being intertwined. With a civilian there would be expectations of continued intimate contact. 2) Escorts are more likely to have independent schedules which will accommodate the extended absence from home. Yet even among escorts, finding someone who can take off for more than a week at a time can be a challenge. This type of travel can be wearing. You’re practically in each other’s pockets most of the time. Therefore it is important to provide some alone time for each of you. For me it is often a book, cigar, & scotch in the evening. For one of my companions we tried to find a campground with a pool. For another it was brisk walks around the campground as part of her fitness program. We would also enter an attraction and say, “Meet me here at {time}.” Then go off and do our own exploration of the venue, sharing notes later. I have also found it constructive to request (demand?) input from my companions on the trip agenda. Their interests in attractions may be slightly different from your own; you may find some delightful surprises in their suggestions. And finally, see my remarks above about horn dogs. This experience is truly about companionship, not sex. If you feel otherwise, you’re likely to be disappointed.

Shauna Styles Yes 40 7/13/14
Seen on 7/6/14
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: First, I noticed Shauna's posts on the discussion board, witty & on point. Then I checked the reviews finding several written by well known members with tastes & attitudes I find similar to my own. Next, I scheduled some time with this vixen through P411. Easy Peasy as they say. Shauna arrived on time despite a horrendous thunder storm raging in the area. After a brief chat we got down to business. She spends a fair amount of time in the gym and it shows. Tight muscle groups with just a hint of fat to smooth them. Yumm! Skillful, personable, professional, and easy on the eyes. That's how I would describe Shauna. She is a nice addition to our little community.

Wendy Whitney Yes 41 5/15/14
Seen on 5/15/14
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Our sage begins with an ISO containing trivia questions regarding a major component of our evening, Bizet’s opera Carmen. Wendy responded with favorable answers. Tickets were bought, hotel reservations made, she even bought a new LBD (little black dress) for the event. :( Then things took a turn for the worse. Health issues forced me to cancel :(. Wendy accepted this with quiet grace. When I got an early discharge, I quickly called her and things were on again. Wendy met me at my downtown hotel. After changing into our evening cloths we adjourned to Larimer St. for a quite dinner and stimulating conversation. This was followed by a short walk to the opera house for the performance. While the music was good, the staging was a major disappointment. The “spectacle” of the 4th act was totally missing. The saving grace was the outstanding vocal performance of a 2nd tier character, Micaela. After the opera, we made a stop for coffee before returning to the room for more intimate activities with a view of the Denver skyline. A blissful conclusion for my birthday. Bottom line: Repeat? Maybe – Wendy’s rates are slightly out of my normal budget range. This was a special occasion which warranted a splurge. Under similar circumstances, yes. Recommend? Absolutely – Wendy more than fulfilled my desire for conversation, arm candy, and companionship. Everything else was icing on the cake!

Jez UaBriain Yes 48 4/27/14
Seen on 4/24/14
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: After my return from warmer climes (Yes, I was greeted with a snow storm!), I wanted to reconnect with Jez. There really isn't much I can say about her that I haven't said before. Dinner, drinks at a cigar bar, playtime, sleep time, breakfast of champions, ... Fill in the details - all good times!

Naughty Destiny Yes 124 4/3/14
Seen on 4/4/14
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Yes, another multi-day adventure with privately negotiated compensation. => unspecified! I asked Destiny to join me for a few weeks on this snowbird’s trip back north. I won’t go into the details of the trip, but we explored cities and back country of southern TX. This type of adventure is not about sex. Hell, we didn’t even share a bed. We did share museums, desert motorcycle rides with 50mi between gas stations, mountain hikes, deep caverns, with good food and good times. Destiny is fun, energetic, and a pleasure to be around. Definitely worth repeating with a different set of destinations.

Jez UaBriain Yes 48 12/5/13
Seen on 12/4/13
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: In a world of hourly appointments, imagine spending an entire month with one of your favorite providers. This review is about such an experience. I recently asked Jez to accompany me as I drove my RV down to FL for the winter and then fly home. The trip involved multi-day stops in Santa Fe, Dallas, Austin, Houston, New Orleans, and Sarasota, with a few side excursions in between. She graciously agreed to accompany me. Jez had not seen much of this territory, so sharing her wonder at new experiences was quite a treat. We visited museums (art, history, local color, etc.), spas, various tours, and beaches. We usually ate in (The RV has a kitchen, we both cooked.), but enjoyed local cuisine when it was something special (BBQ in TX, oysters in Mobile, etc.). Jez has a fairly easy going personality and a ‘try anything once’ attitude. She enjoys art, history, and outdoor experiences. Our discussions at the end of the day were an added bonus. FEE: I specified , a value often used in the software industry to represent an unspecified number. If any provider agrees to this sort of venture, compensation should be a very personal negotiation/discussion. Let’s just say that in this instance expenses (food, lodging, transportation, entertainment, etc.) were covered with sufficient compensation for her bills back home and a nice holiday season. !!! YMMV !!! ADULT ACTIVITIES: While not an essential part of our agreement, I will say that it was more than sufficient for my aging libido. We even shared an evening with an escort/friend of mine in Austin (separate review on ECCIE). Yes, Jez is quite skilled and enjoys what she does. SMOKING: Keep in mind that this was a long session. I’m a smoker myself (pipe/cigar). But we didn’t smoke in the RV, just during breaks or outside in the evening with drinks. RATING: I’ve specified VERY GOOD, and it was! My expectations of companionship were met quite nicely. (I reserve FANTASTIC ratings for ‘significantly exceeded expectations’.) Things are not all sweetness and light. Put any two people in an 8’x32’ space for a month and there are bound to be disagreements. The trick is to realize that: a) it’s not the end of the world, b) it’s not forever, and c) you can still be friends who agree to disagree. You work things out just like any other couple. One of the keys for this type of encounter is to know and trust each other before you begin. Jez and I have known each other for years, and still we spent hours discussing our expectations prior to agreeing to this trip, even going to the point of writing them down. The bottom line is would I repeat the experience? Yes. Would I invite Jez along again? Yes. Would I recommend Jez for this type of experience? Absolutely!

Jez UaBriain Yes 48 10/3/13
Seen on 10/3/13
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Yes, mark your calendars! Bit has written a FANTASTIC review. I’ve shared many good times with Jez over the years, some bordering on fantastic but there was always something that detracted from the experience. But this time the only difficulties were the weather (cold and rainy) and my miserable day. I had arranged an evening appointment via PM & phone calls, but on the day of the appointment I woke up to no power in the house. About 1pm, still chasing electrical demons, I phoned Jez to say that there may be a problem. Her reply, “I love camping out by candle light.” Yeah, things were still on but with slightly different arrangements; instead of meeting her, she was going to come to me. Fortunately, power was restored with just enough time for me to shower and get the place back together. Jez showed up on time (tardiness was one of those previous detractions), and we left for dinner. I introduced her to new cuisine, something other than MidWest meat & potatoes. We adjourned to my place for a night of debauchery. I’ll not go into the intimate details (see listed activities), but merely say that we lost track of time. We finished with breakfast and showers in the morning. As always, Jez is a delightful package. Small frame, tight body, packed with energy and enthusiasm for pleasure. I’m looking forward to the next chance we have to play together.

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