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Hydrolysisis

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Provider E # Date
Sophia Solis Rip-Off 8 5/12/25
Seen on 4/24/25
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Rip-Off Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/170288

Experience Description: What a disappointing experience overall. I thought it may be TGTBT, and it was. Setup was easy, met about 20-30 minutes after the initial contact. Two step process, very standard. I open the door, she was wearing jeans, crocs, and a nice shirt. My first impression was that this was not the same woman. She looked about 10 years older with more facial work done and a bit pudgier. Still conventionally attractive with nice curves, but just older and less attractive. She immediately tells me that she is in some pain and points to her chest. That’s okay, but then I notice she has multiple bottles of feminine itch cream on her counter. We start with a very brief CBJ (what are those reviews talking about, BBJ? No way). She seems unenthused. After about 30 sec, switch to mish. She winces and uses her feet to push me back. About a minute in, she is very clearly faking and hurrying me to finish. And she kept asking me to finish and pressuring me under the guise of enjoyment for me. I politely asked if she was hurrying me and needed me to stop but she said no but then continued. It was a huge put off and very unprofessional. At this point I realize this is the woman from the pics because the tattoos match. But again, they are old pics and it’s very obvious. Switch to k9 and after a few minutes, lazy k9 which is where we finished. The view from behind was great but I honestly couldn’t enjoy because of her pressuring me throughout to finish. Mind you, we were only about halfway through the allotted time. And her so obviously faking was so grating. this entire time she is pushing back on me to keep me at a distance. I made sure to show up cleanly and hygienic so I know that was not the issue. She did offer me a towel which I appreciated. Overall, it was bad. To be fair to her: she clearly had some sort of medical issue going on. But in that case, maybe let us know beforehand. To her credit, she had a nice figure, she was kind, easy to schedule, and accommodating after. But her use of old pics, trying to hurry from the beginning, pushing away, and less than 3G behavior was disappointing. I would not recommend.


Age: 38 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-24-36
Mami2025 Yes 2 3/5/25
Seen on 2/25/25
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: What an incredible experience she was. To start off, this woman is remarkably beautiful. I know it easy to throw around words like that but she looks exactly like her pics. She has a near perfect hourglass figure, amazing breasts, and hips are almost unreal. I mean, she’s a model so it’s to be expected. But good lord. Really easy to communicate with, met with her about two hours after contacting. She was wearing lingerie and a robe over. She was very hygienic, put on some music. Started off with about a minute cbj, followed by cg, doggie, and ended in mish. The view was what dreams are made of. She had some work done but was so soft. She was very sweet too. Had some communication barriers because of language but that was super navigable. I guess I’d expect someone like her to be jaded or not very accommodating, but it was the opposite. She was humble, kind, and bubbly. She is a once in a lifetime experience. I implore you to see her.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36DD-24-40
Jade Ortiz Yes 13 5/4/24
Seen on 4/25/24
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Very cute provider. Very easy to connect with, easy to set up time. I immediately recognized her as the girl in the pics. She’s definitely attractive enough, a tad bit taller than I expected. Started off with cbj for about 2 min. Then moved to cg, doggy, and finished in mish. The transitions were seamless though she seemed a little disinterested and we finished a bit before which could’ve been better. Overall, I recommend. She’s atttactive, kind, not gfe but accommodating.


Age: 24 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33D-24-38
GG Gomez Yes 17 8/29/23
Seen on 8/20/23
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I am left a bit flabbergasted and struck by what an incredible experience I had with Gomez. Looking at her pics and her profile, it’s clear that she was an IG/OF model that had a ton of followers. So I was skeptical it was even her. However, I decided to take the chance. Really easy to set up and communicate. And lo and behold, it was the same girl in the pics. This woman is a literal model, and it’s so apparent just meeting her. She had an incredible body. Slim waist, nice MMs, really pretty face. Her behind was to die for. It was a perfect shape and perfect size, looked natural. The experience was so much fun. Somewhere between 3G and GFE. Started off with some light caressing, she pulled me towards her and let me do a bit of roaming. Then she pulled out the cover and started with the CBJ. That was fine, lasted about a minute. Then we moved to the more fun part. Started off with CG, moved to doggy, and finished with mish. That doggy was one of the best I’ve ever had in my life. The view was one that most people only dream of. I think the best part was how accommodating she was. No difficulties, no rush. She was a great listener and knows exactly how to have fun. She’s non English speaking, but very kind hearted and friendly. I’m hesitant to use ATF as I don’t think that term should be thrown around frequently. HOWEVER, I know for a fact that she is going to be an ATF for many many people. I would describe my experience as near perfect. You need to see her, a true gem. I cannot recommend enough.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-25-38
Olivia Hart Yes 44 11/7/22
Seen on 10/28/22
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: An absolutely incredible experience, Olivia is one of the best, if not the best, I’ve ever had. The first thing you notice is that she has an incredible body. Her proportions would make anyone seeing her do a second head turn. Started off with some light teasing, which was very sensual, then to the main show. I’ve never had a view like that in my life. Throughout, Olivia was very kind and playful. You should see her. A model experience and provider for sure.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DDD-26-38
Rose Marie VIP Yes 19 10/5/22
Seen on 9/26/22
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I texted Rose Marie and she was a quick responded! It was very easy to set everything up. Though I arrived on time, I did have to wait for about 20 minutes for her to get ready. It was worth the wait! Pictures are quite accurate, she is a gorgeous girl. Started off with BBBJ, to CBJ. Great skills. Quickly followed by CG and mish. Although a fun time, I will note that she is a bit touchy and sensitive. A bit of a 3G experience, but as long as you’re okay with that, I recommend.


Age: 26 Hair Color: Other Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-24-34
sweetjeni Yes 9 8/31/22
Seen on 8/19/22, 2 Girl Show
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/160373

Experience Description: A genuinely incredible experience. Karma and Jesi were together and I could not pass it up. Both were incredibly kind, easy to talk to, and gorgeous. When I walked in, Jesi was standing in beautiful black lingerie while Karma was changing. They made sure I was treated well, started off with light massaging by both which really sat the mood. I laid down, and Karma started with some French while Jesi held me close. The two then switched, and finished with Jesi in RCG. Amazing view to say the least. Jesi is by far my ATF. She has a really pretty face, takes good care of her skin, and a body to die for. Really easy to communicate with too. She is a really gracious provider, one-of-a-kind. Pictures are incredibly accurate.


Age: 23 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32D-N/A-N/A
Misa_Baby Yes 68 5/12/21
Seen on 5/4/21
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: What an absolute joy to meet Misa. Parking was a little difficult but manageable. Misa was very beautiful, wearing a black robe. I laid and she began the body rub which was extremely relaxing. Lots of roaming and body pressing. The flip was so much fun. She joined me which was delightful. Nice shower afterwards. I cannot believe I’ve gone so long without seeing Misa. What an experience.


Age: 30 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32B-24-34
AnastasiaBliss Yes 5 5/5/21
Seen on 4/24/21
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/117175

Experience Description: Anastasia was fantastic. Very easy. We had a two-step verification. I walked in and she looked stunning. Her pictures are definitely her, they matched, and she was wearing matching lingerie which was very sexy. Since I was there for a brief time, she had a few rules all of which were reasonable. Very short CBJ and then mish. She was a little protective of herself, non-GFE for sure but may be different if I had more time with her. After the finish, we had a fun little conversation and I was on my way. I recommend a bit more time with her.


Age: 29 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-N/A-N/A
alisalulu Yes 62 3/30/21
Seen on 3/23/21
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: My experience with Alisa was pleasant and cordial. Setting up with her was easy as she was kind and communicative. When I met with her, she was wearing beautiful, black lingerie. She was very bubbly when we spoke. She was curvy very fun, GFE-esque. Afterwards, we had a nice conversation.


Age: 29 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 38DD-N/A-N/A
Roxy_Santana Yes 102 2/6/21
Seen on 1/30/21
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Roxy was one of my favorites, hands down. She was very easy to coordinate with. After some light verification, I traveled to her location. I waited for a few minutes before letting me in. She is stunning and her pictures do not do her justice. She has a slim waist and amazing body. She was very kind to me. The meeting was short and cordial. I cannot wait to see her again, 100% recommendation.


Age: 34 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-26-42