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Britney Osbourne

Kauai
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(510) 287-6265

Stats:

Age: 32
Weight: 160
Height: 5'6"
Measurements: 36DDD-32-34
Hair Color: Black
Tattoos: Some
Piercings: Some
Body Type: Athletic
Ethnicity: Ebony
Eyes: Brown
Grooming: Au Naturale
Smoker: Yes
Breasts: Enhanced

Reviews (1)

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Reviewer E # Date
VirgilBliss Rip-Off 13 7/2/17
Seen on 6/30/17
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Rip-Off Recommend?: No Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes
Additional Website Link: http://archive.is/M5LVW

Experience Description: wow. So I’ve seen Britney’s ads over the last couple of years on BP but for some reason, I never seen any reviews. So I figure, it’s a long weekend, why not? I did my due diligence with research (oh so I thought…more on that later). I texted her and she offered HH or H, because of time restrictions, I requested a HH session and the rate was what I expected for a typical HH session. Britney said she could do it so I was game. The only good attribute, she is the girl in the picture but when she greeted me, she reeked of weed, stoned, had no make-up and because of that, she looked like Junior Seau with some bolt-ons. She told to get comfortable. She only took her top off, deluged me with body lotion and started to do a B2B rub. Huhhh, ok. After 7 minutes she then introduced me to the LDSM experience, the lotion dispensing slot machine experience. After that It was a boner killer. So for shits and grins, I said you want to get on top? She replied oh, no honey that’s what a full session is for. I said you only offered a HH and H. She said oh, sweetie that’s my code for half session or full session. I replied, you could I have at least explain that to me when I got there. She said that I should have known better and every girl has her own way, Really???...Deja fuckin’ vu… So I accepted the situation, but before I left, I asked if she had any towels to clean up the lotion mess on me. She said no and but she had some toilet paper. I tried cleaning it up but my mid-section looked tarred and feather. So I just left and went home. Where did I fuck up with my research? My google search! I spelt her first name with two “t’s” instead of the one “t” that she uses. Silly me! So when I did the search with the correct spelling, sure enough the results showed that she is a BSC ASP and so much so, she got Warren Sapp into trouble! The cost of having fat fingers! But no matter how much I try, I still smell that damn 5 and dime lotion! Now that you know, don’t be that dude!


Age: 25 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Au Naturale Smoker: Yes Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 36DDD-32-34