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Sari | So-So | 3 | 1/27/17 | |
Review by
MrPurple
(3 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 1/20/17 Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures Experience Description: I should have known better, but I couldn't resist the girl in the pictures. This was effectively a bait and switch. I'm not completely sure the pictures aren't of another person altogether. The measurements she claims on her profile are clearly false, reflecting someone who existed 40 pounds ago. She does have fantastic breasts, but the way they rest on her belly kind of ruins the effect. If she really is the same person in the pictures, as she claims, then it is a tragedy that she let such an amazing body go to waste. Still, I was willing to set aside my initial disappointment with her appearance in hopes of an excellent performance. I've had plenty of great sessions with less attractive providers. But I was disappointed here, too. Her attitude was accommodating and she appeared to want me to be happy, but wasn't willing to do too much to make that a reality. BBBJ was lackluster. Just the tip with a little suction intermingled with rough handling. This was very disappointing to me, as this is the main reason I am in the hobby. Her performance during K9 was good, but an unfortunate odor plus being in a cover (not her fault) made it impossible to keep going after a few minutes. We didn't try any other positions. She recognized that things weren't working and offered BBBJCIM. She did try for a while, but then complained of a sore mouth. I went to work on myself with a little assistance from her, and when I finally coaxed a load up, CIM became no longer available. The weirdest thing was she was transfixed on Fox News coverage of the Presidential nomination. Whether or not you're a Trump fan, I think we can all agree that there are few things less sexy. I had to ask her twice to turn it off. Not really all that important in the scheme of things, but definitely an odd behavior that I haven't seen before. I don't like writing such a negative review, as she was genuinely a nice person and we're all just trying to get ahead. It makes me uncomfortable to say negative things about someone's body. But I think the dishonesty in her ad makes this necessary. Buyer beware. Age: 25 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 38DD-30-30 REBUTTAL: It is odd that he wrote this review but I expected it. He asked for something I would not provide (not sure many would!) and once I said no the negative review came into play. I do not understand reviews. I have been told" if I get what I want I will write a good review" or "I will write a good review if". I thought it was against the rules to barter with reviews? Maybe I am wrong. But I am not going to do something rather disgusting for the sake of a review. I love what I do and I use my own pics. Why use fakes if you are going to see the real me anyway. I saved the text of the conversation after he left but will not post it and lower myself as he did. I guess in order to get good reviews you have to oblige to every disgusting thing that is asked. To be honest I love doing everything but there are certain lines I will not cross. Its a shame because reviews can be a great process if certain individuals did not use them as a deceiving tool. Either do this or you get a bad review. Keep your review I am not going to #### on your face. Yes that is what is asked and many other things guys. Live a day in my shoes LOL. Have a great day everyone! Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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MissMadison75 | So-So | 17 | 6/14/18 | |
Review by
funtimes50
(174 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 6/8/18 Time: 1 hr Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: No, fake pictures Experience Description: Age: 28 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-25-36 REBUTTAL: I am sorry that "funtimes50" was not totally pleased with his time with me. However, his disappointment falls totally on his shoulders. My website very clearly states and describes what I offer and what to expect during the session. He scheduled knowing what I offer as stated on my website - but chose to ignore the specifications of what I do and negotiate something else in his favor. In regards to his claim that my pictures are fake; that is untrue. They are absolutely me, every picture I have. I am newly independent and many of my pictures are from my previous agency time. Some my pictures still appear on other sites. I have a small white heart outline in my right hip as well as a very distinctive belly piercing in my navel. Both of these very unique descriptors and are in many of my pictures. These descriptions are obvioulsy present in person as well. I hope that "funtimes50" can have fun times with others on TheOtherBoard but I am hoping that he can do better research and remember to READ CAREFULLY what each provider does in their sessions, as everyone offers different experiences during their sessions. I hope he can understand and not give any un-deserving "Maybe" recommendations to anyone like he did to me, when I have nothing but great, outstanding reviews. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Lexi-9571 | So-So | 1 | 3/22/17 | |
Review by
raul
(17 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 3/22/17 Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: Upsell city! The only reason I've put Service Provided as "So-So" and my recommendation as "Maybe" is because her BP ad doesn't really promise anything, so I'm being as objective as I can be. Like I've said before, I dislike saying anything remotely negative about providers but this forum has given me so much good that I feel obligated to make fellow TOBers aware. First the positives, she is the cute girl in the photos, slim body with great titties, fairly sweet personality but didn't get to know more since she's non-GFE. And she was precisely on time. The negatives, upselling for everything except body rub and covered(!) hand job. The one previous reviewer has mentioned that he got FS but I was asked for extra. I didn't take it. CBJ extra too. As mentioned in the previous review, absolutely no kissing and no mouth on titties. Touching the V only over the panties too. Not to mention we ended the session about 10 mins early and she said time began from the time she parked?!? I was lost for words... I wouldn't have nit-picked on this if she hadn't said out loud that time began from parking. Clarity on the expectations would have immensely helped but BP has always been a shot in the dark. Feel free to PM me if you need any more 411. Long live TOB! Age: 21 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 31D-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Sunshine-9223 | So-So | 83 | 1/12/17 | |
Review by
themanxxx
(1 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 12/29/16 Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: Location was ok. Killer body! She very nice. Felt a little rushed wasn't all into it you can tell she wanted to get it over with. Overall service was ok. if you don't like the provider to be all into you and you just want a quickie then you will like her. Age: 26 Hair Color: Other Tattoos: Some Piercings: Lots Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-24-36 Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers:
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Love2363 | So-So | 1 | 1/1/17 | |
Review by
licker69
(23 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 12/27/16 Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: When the door opened I was met by the pretty girl in the pictures. When I went in for a kiss she turned to the side, always a terrible sign and I should have bailed, but I asked if she kissed and she said a bit so the little head had me stay and both of us getting comfortable I decided to see how much I could get so I went in for DATY and found she wasnt shaved. I got to do FIV and tried to get some 69, but all I got was a hand job. I negotiated for a slightly better upsale and she put on the cover and turned around for doggy. After a bit we switched to missionary, but without kissing it was dissapointing. I finished She told me she would be in town for a few weeks, but I would not recommend or be back, although she is cute and full service for those that are willing to accept the upsale. Age: 25 Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Sexxxi Lexxxi 22 | So-So | 3 | 5/30/17 | |
Review by
Mxknpmp69
(16 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 5/21/17 Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: Easy set up.. showed up at i/c she did a hj then doggie.. expected a little more but it was good enough Age: 32 Hair Color: Brunette Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-30-36 Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers:
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DaintyDarling | So-So | 48 | 10/14/17 | |
Review by
Johnny1
(2 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 9/11/17 Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: Showed up at her gated community after about an hour after calling her. It was pretty convenient and easy to set up. Meurelle was prettier than her pics and pleasant enough. We enjoyed a smoke session then she offered a massage. I figured it'd be like the reviews I've read but she indicated that she was on her period so she'd only do CBJ. It was nice but I did feel I didn't receive the full treatment I read about. I think she may be scaling back. All in all it was alright, I guess I had to manage my expectations. Age: 23 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 32C-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers:
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Melanie Smith | So-So | 10 | 1/1/17 | |
Review by
licker69
(23 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 12/3/16 Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures Experience Description: Having formerly been a super hot stellar provider, she has gone way down hill. Looks very worn out, gained lots of weight, and the session was awkward and not appealing. No more excellent DFK or DATY. Just FS. Plus she begins the sessions by dunking a dildo in coconut oil - I thought she was going to use that on me, not what I wanted. I would not recommend. Age: 43 Hair Color: Platinum Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: BBW Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34DD-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers:
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Sassy2184 | So-So | 28 | 10/9/21 | |
Review by
Pandapaws418
(9 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 9/2/21 Time: 30 min Location: ThorntonIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Set a time to meet up. After multiple texts back and fourth I was finally ok to come up 2 hours after our agreed time. was decent. I may come back for another try. Age: 37 Hair Color: Other Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: Yes Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36B-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers:
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Stacey Treyveee | So-So | 1 | 8/11/22 | |
Review by
Jenning
(17 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 7/5/22, 2 Girl Show Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: Met Stacey and her friend Nikki for a 2 girl show. Screening was easy. Couldn't resist with them, seeing their pics and all the posts they have, i knew they would be accurate. They were fun, super sexy, they are both very easy to talk to smokin hot and fun personalities. I say so-so and maybe recommend, as always ymmv. For me, it was like a Vegas show. Not really any acronyms here to talk about, TF HJ. I would hang out with these two again for sure, but I probably wouldnt re Age: 35 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 32D-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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_Abby | So-So | 4 | 6/3/17 | |
Review by
Better Hobby
(3 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 5/29/17 Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: I expected GFE, but only FS is allowed. The menu is too limited, no touch, no kiss and no DATY. Because of that, I won't repeat and don't recommend. Age: 22 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36C-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Nikki Lee702 | So-So | 1 | 8/11/22 | |
Review by
Jenning
(17 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 7/5/22, 2 Girl Show Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Met Stacey and her friend Nikki for a 2 girl show. Screening was easy. Couldn't resist with them, seeing their pics and all the posts they have, i knew they would be accurate. They were fun, super sexy, they are both very easy to talk to smokin hot and fun personalities. I say so-so and maybe recommend, as always ymmv. For me, it was like a Vegas show. Not really any acronyms here to talk about, TF HJ. I would hang out with these two again for sure, but I probably wouldnt re Age: 25 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 30DD-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Eva Adelina | So-So | 6 | 7/16/23 | |
Review by
ynglifter69
(63 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 7/8/23 Time: 1 hr Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: I was expecting this to be an excellent glowing review. We had been talking for probably a few weeks as I missed her on her first trip to Denver. First off let me say that she is either the girl in the pics or close enough that it wouldn’t matter. Beautiful for sure. started maybe 10 or 15 minutes late, not a big deal. I’m guessing she was busy. I took a shower upon arriving and she was in some light lingerie when I got out. Her body was beautiful and light kissing was done around the body avoiding the lips for the most part. She then went down for bbbj. Nothing more than head play. I tried for fiv or even fov- that wasn’t happening either. So off to the main event. She felt good. Started in miss. and ended in doggy. Well no msog either. I would have tried to last longer had I known. I usually ask that upfront, so no one to blame except myself on that one. 25 minutes into I left. Ymmv, but you know where I’m at. Age: 25 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: None Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34B-24-29 Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Aubree-1394 | So-So | 1 | 6/21/17 | |
Review by
Stang03
(36 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 6/21/17 Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: Easy to set up appointment! She did the usual check. When that was done she rushed the condom on and asked what position I wanted. So I rushed so I could get of there! The whole experience felt like less than 3G. I wouldn't recommend! Age: 24 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36D-N/A-N/A Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Matchless Haley | So-So | 1 | 1/11/18 | |
Review by
Vassago
(92 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 12/30/17 Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: So-So Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: I want to start by saying this was not a bad session per se. It was just not on par with most of the other sessions I have had with the other ladies of the agency. I contemplated even writing a review at all, but fair is fair and I wanted to mention this caveat. Every once in a blue moon you get a session with one of the Matchless ladies that turns out to be less fantastic than expected. All the basic amenities are provided but there is an almost palpable awkward disconnection on an intellectual level. Haley is a beautiful Italian woman with many attractive qualities. Unfortunately the chemistry just wasn’t there. I could tell she just wanted to get things done and get on with the rest of her day. Could have been that she was hungry. I did hear her ordering food while I was in the shower. The good news is, these ladies seem to rotate relatively frequently in and out of the agency, and in almost every other case, I have experienced an exceptional time. Sometimes though, two people don’t click. C’est la vie. Age: 24 Hair Color: Blonde Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34D-22-34 Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |