Experience Description: Bria, aka, Bree, has the most deceptive ads that I have ever seen (excluding AMPs, which by now, hopefully everyone knows, always post fake pics). If the partial facial pics are of her, they are from 20 years ago. If this woman is 44, she's a very rough looking 44 year old and did not have "honey brown" hair. Neither is her body an "hour glass" as her ad states; might sound cruel, but the best description I have is Jabba the Hutt. The pics she posts of her hair show a nicely shaped upper bod, but if she used an actual pic of her backside showing her hair, you would actually see a body that more resembles a square (really big from neck down). I am not adverse to BBW, but I have never been with a woman who is so large that she has rolls of fat on the inside of her knees. Her CBJ skills were pathetic and most of that was hand. She doesn't 69 and didn't want DATY. FS was so-so (not terrible) but her size made that a bit difficult so I finished with Russian. Her boobs are very large which I usually enjoy, but they just didn't do it for me - maybe because they were fat too, not sure why. Her posts say "real pics", which I guess all pics are, they're just not of her or are from long ago. Her ad also claims she is reviewed, but I didn't find any. Also, though a perhaps small point, I don't consider her near "the DTC" as she lives closer a lot closer to Broadway and Hampden area. Btw, I do see many girls that don't have reviews knowing they might be a bust, TOFTT so to speak, so I do end up reviewing less desirable providers.

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Experience Description: I reached out to Mya and said I was I interested in meeting her. We worked out details and I headed over. When I got there, she said she needed more time and asked me to run to the nearest 7-11 for supplies. I did that and it was another 20 minutes of waiting in the car after. I let it go but I was wondering why, when she didn’t just work out a later time with me when we arranged this. Once I was in the hotel room, she showed me a sheet-covered couch where activities would be enjoyed and then said I could look in the bedroom to see that nobody else is there. Strange, but okay, I did. She then left me waiting in the living room while she went in the bedroom, locked the door and spent a few minutes with the safe in her room. I’m wondering what is going on so I call through the door asking if everything is alright here. She finally comes out and leads me to the couch. She gives good CBJ with her being topless but that was the limit of the experience with everything else being off the table without a longer session. My 30 min ended up being 10 minutes of limited activities and 40 minute of waiting and store-runs.

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Experience Description: TOFTT Not the one on the pictures she is overweigth and with to meny rules do not waste your money on this one

Experience Description: This all started because I've been looking for a FBSM provider in the springs. I called a few but either I didn't like them or they weren't available so I took a chance on a CL girl - Danielle/Freaky Annie. I could sum my experience up for you by simply saying: Save your money and your dignity. But where would the fun be in that? So on to the review. I don't know about all of you, but a provider's demeanor on the phone is pretty important to my decision. This girl actually didn't sound too bad, so I figured "what the hell?" I made the arrangements and traveled to her apartment. It wasn't in a great part of town but that didn't necessarily mean anything. She met me downstairs and when I saw her I thought "Hot damn! Another chick who doesn't look as good as her mediocre pictures online." Nevertheless I persevered. I needed some attention in a bad way. We went up to her place which was decorated in the same vein as the abodes you'll see on Cops. But she had a real massage table! Unfortunately that's the most professional thing about this girl. Oh yes, there was a nice massage table. With no linens. It's okay, though. Laying naked on vinyl in january isn't nearly so bad as it sounds. And boy did she have the ambiance covered. Clothes on the floor, light from a dirty window, and hip-hop on the stereo. I tried to break the ice with a little conversation. I like to feel comfortable considering she was about to get to know my most private parts. To her credit she kept up for about five minutes. After that I had a hard time concentrating. The cold splash of lotion that she initially applied had dried and yet she continued her "massage" determinedly. Yes, she did her work without the benefit of lubricant. For 20 minutes. As for technique - well she has a unique approach. Using one hand only, for example. She uses that hand effectively, though, tracing a single circular track around your back with her fist. Not particularly hard and not particularly soft. And not particularly doing a damned thing for my sore muscles. After her one hand got tired she reached down onto the floor and grabbed one of those wooden happy massagers and proceeded to roll it across my back. Sensual. Speaking of sensual I think we had different definitions of the word. I get the feeling that an evening of potato chips, a 40 ouncer, and some Fear Factor constitutes a sensual experience for her. There was no body contact, no caressing, and no enthusiasm, feigned or otherwise. Now I say "partial body" massage because it consisted of my back, my chest, and the occasional foray onto my thighs. Thankfully she worked those with such care that I honestly didn't want her going anywhere else. When I flipped onto my back I was thinking "okay, now finally maybe we can get on with this." But no. She wanted to work my chest. Which she did, with the same technique she uses to scrub the kitchen counters. Over and over. At least on my back I could watch her, though. Yay. After an achingly long time (yes, I'm passive-aggressive) she got down to business. With much relief I saw her reach for the bottle of lotion. I don't think I could have taken a dry "happy ending." And after seeing her teeth I sure wasn't going to ask for french. Spasmodic hand motions would be just fine, thank you. And boy, did she work The Honorable Mr. Johnson. She beat him like a naughty four-year-old. Which is to say with kindness, love, and... oh hell I can't even pretend. My first high-school girlfriend knew more about how to treat a man's paraphernalia than this girl. I used to think it was a joke when people said that a man's penis has a brain. But now I know it does because mine wanted out of that situation ASAP. Somehow I actually finished in two minutes and without a complete erection. I'm still amazed. And lucky, because I don't think she was going back to the bottle for a refresh of lotion. To her credit she did clean me up. With a towel she picked up off of the floor. I kid you not. So yeah... not a good time. Next time I'll download Milf And Cookies #12, get a bottle of Astroglide and a glass of wine and make a night of it.

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Experience Description: Oh man, this is one of those hard ones to write, but i must i must. After my first visit, i felt that the girl has so much potential and i gave it another chance. Turned out to be a terrible idea. But let's start with the good- she is so fresh. i know weird way to describe, but that's the word that comes up Fresh daty is not my thing at all, but i just couldn't resist. That's all for the good. The bad- no french of any kind. she said that she just can't suck "all those cocks". Whatever that means, one thing for sure is that no french avail! The ugly- it is east Missp and that area is just shit. You drive a nice car, everyone will be looking. Thugs in the complex are everywhere, and if you are white, you are a fucking minority. When you walk up to her appt you will be walking along Miss against the traffic, so smile you are on camera! Last, but not least,you may have to take a trip to the store to get some items. Followed by a cancellation text. So overall, another disappointing pretty girl with a Terrible attitude... oh well, it's the fun part of the game:) Last words- will Not recommend... PASS!!!

Experience Description: Contacted Lily through her website. She called back and we set a time to meet 2 hours later. She said to go to an intersection & call for further directions. I called when I arrived at the agreed upon time. no answer, voice mail was not setup. Waited a few minutes, called again, same thing. Oh well, her loss

Experience Description: I went to see this provider. Advertised 80 for a half and 130 for an hour. I was there less than an hour and was made to pay 140 with no refund. She got off...I didn't no joke. I had taken a viagra and it was difficult to keep hard due to the provider laying there like a cold, dead fish. I should have known before hand and booked with someone reputable. I can't believe people have had a "good" time with this provider. I am pretty disappointed. If you don't want to finish make sure you see "Sexy Candy". Oh she asked "Did you have a good time" I shrugged and said "Uh, I guess" I don't know why I lied but I am a dumbass sometimes.

Experience Description: Well, after so many successes - here's a failure. After a lovely first visit with Keana, we booked a second. Unfortunately, she didnt show up and didnt call to re-schedule. Two days later, still no word of apology. I guess mileage definitely varies. Forget wheres the love  wheres the professionalism?

Experience Description: Run away, bait and switch

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Experience Description: Stood me up. No show.

Experience Description: She met me at the door in a hotel with a stretch knit outfit on and kept her hands over her breast the whole time. She told me to get comfortable as she went for a condom. TV stayed on. She act bored. She tried some TF for a few seconds than said what position I wanted and went right to that before I got hard. I tried to get off that way but wasn't turned on at all. So I quit and got dressed and left. Guys don't waste your time!

Experience Description: Pictures are not her at all; if they are she grew a belly that is just huge. This is not worth any amount of money. You really should not be doing this. All the reviews before me about must have been paid for. Sorry but I calls them like I see them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ rebuttal / clarification from provider, 10 June 2011: I refused service to this client becouse he called and was intoxicated on the phone. I never saw him. after refusing him service he text me and informed me he would wright a nasty review about me becouse i was a cheep hooker and i have No right to refuse him. clairification on some things that where stated. I have black hair Not brown. and i am a NON smoker.. and my safty comes first and formost im sorry if he was offended but i refuse to have my safty threatend. i have great reviews and treat all of my clients new or old as i would want to be treated.

Experience Description: I really hate to write a bad review, but a reputable provider encouraged me. I was still on the fence until this: http://classifieds.myredbook.com/Thick_Alex/photos/158266 link surfaced. Needless to say the photos she provides on her website as of 4/17 are stolen from another provider. This was compounded by the fact that she is not what one would call classically attractive. WAY too much makeup, (hard to remember but I believe there was green eyeshadow?) I should have left when she opened the door, but, alas... Attitude was Not Good. A good chunk of the session was her talking about other clients as well as her personal problems. The TV stayed on the whole time. I won't go into gritty details of services preformed but none were enthusiastic. ---------------------------- rebuttal / clarification from provider, 19 Apr 2011. I have Never seen this person in my life. he stated the pictures are Not me. I have reviews from well known members that will back up that i am who i say i am. These pictures he claimed where stolin where stolin from ME months ago when i was traviling in cali and photoshoped by the person that took them. I have adressed the issue with the site she has them posted on.Yes i did crop my head off due to privacy concerns becouse i do live in colorado. I would never see a client and not treat them in anyway i would not want to be treated! again i would just like to state i HAVE never had this person as a client..

Experience Description: No sure what happened. I corresponded over email for just about a week straight with Allison trying to get our schedules to align. She was upbeat, responsive, and sounded excited to meet me. On weds night I got a meeting setup for thurs night 8pm at one of her incalls in Denver. She had told me to call at 7pm to confirm. I called at 7, 7:05, 7:10, 7:15, etc. Straight to voicemail. Checked my email, nothing. I sent a followup email just asking what happened, but never heard back. If she had run into a problem and just told me about it, I wouldn't be writing this review. Not answering someone is not the same as canceling an appointment. She wasted several hours of my time, and that's just not very professional. My feeling is that my fellow hobbyists should probably be aware of that as they make their own decisions and arrangements with this one. Would I try to see her again? Not out of my own accord, but if I ever heard back from her I would certainly consider it. No, at this time I cannot recommend her, as at least by my experience, she is a waste of time.