Experience Description: This lady started posting ads this week saying she's new to this business. When I called to set up an appointment, she confided that she actually had done this before "a year or so ago." She seemed very pleasant and normal on the phone and we agreed on a time to meet. She even gave me her address right then, but not the apartment number (I should have known then that something was wrong). She said it was a "secure building" and she would give me the apt. number when I arrived. She told me to call her when I arrived and she'd come down and meet me and let me in. Well, from then on it was down hill. First, the address she gave doesn't exist. Secondly, her voice mail on her phone is always full, so no one can leave a msg. and she seldom answers it. Third, she turned her phone off so she wouldn't have to answer my call when I tried to reach her. I don't know if she's some kind of head case or what, but my experience was horrible. I won't be giving her a second try due to her rude behavior. I actually drove down all the way from Ft. Collins, so I had time and money involved in just getting to the phony address. YMMV, but today I TOFTT.

Experience Description: HER HUSBAND'S A COP. Everyone, Yesterday I sent out a 411 for this girl who advertises on Denver Backpage but has no reviews. I decided to go ahead and schedule an appointment with her after she sent me a couple of pics of herself. When I went to see her she was definetly the girl in the photo and she is an attractive latina girl. Her room was a mess which was not easy to overlook but the real problem was her constant talking about her Domestic Violence issues with her husband and him being kicked out of the house. She tells me she has a Restraining Order on him and then laughs and tells me he'll be loosing his job because he's a COP! I left right away. Everyone stay away from this girl.

Experience Description: I hesitated about posting this review. After I'd seen her she'd stopped posting, but has begun again. I've written a fair number of reviews over the years, probably starting about 10 years ago. Even when things were not the best, I've tried to be objective without being unkind. I can only describe this session as bizarre. Mid-day, Boulder hotel, I enter the room and its totally dark. I find her when my aged eyes have finally adjusted. Attempt a little conversation while I'm getting undressed.She's sitting on the edge of the bed, lazily tracing a design on her thigh with a finger. Stripped off, a little utf, a little daty and then the main event. So, I got what I came for but what a weird situation. I'm aware that she has otherwise good reviews so maybe this was an anomaly.

Experience Description: I had seen Kat several times before her return to Denver, and we had stayed in touch through P411 since she left in 2010 for Texas. I saw she was back and booked an appointment for 8 last night. My day freed up and at around 1 I sent her a message through P411 that if she could meet at 7 that would work better for me. She read the message shortly after I sent it. I get an email around 4:30 from her telling me that anytime after 7 will work. I say great and drive 75 miles to Denver to see her. She refused to give me her phone number so when I arrive in Lodo at 6:55 I both email her and message her through P411. I park on the street by Coors Field and wait. I send more emails and P411's. 45 minutes goes by. I incredulously figure I am being stood up, so I book another girl. About 5 minutes later, around 7:50, she calls me. I tell her I booked another appointment. She says she set aside the entire evening for me (I had booked 2 hours) and some convoluted story about having phone issues and now I was standing her up. She says the appointment was really for 8. No sorry, no understanding, just attitude. I feel terrible because I really wanted to see her and resume our relationship. After she reads me the riot act I simply say bye and hang up the phone. Then, I get a message through P411 that my absence was "duly noted" and "best wishes". i block her on P411. She ruined my night, I drove 150 miles for nothing, but at least I had still had in my pocket and not hers. Caveat Emptor.

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Experience Description: She seemed like a nice girl. Easy to set up appt with her. Besides some up selling, she would not kiss or perform any BJ activities. She allowed DATY and after finishing, got dressed and was ready to leave. This was after 30 min and I had paid for an hour. She said that's how it goes with her and what else would I want to do? I could think of many things but she made an excuse why she had to leave. Rip off!!!!

Experience Description: Been playing Backpage roulette and lost again. No show, no call with an appointment that was booked an hour in advance. I hope people read this and her phone stops ringing.

Experience Description: This woman is disgusting. She's smelly, unkept, aggressive and mean. I tried to leave and she wouldn't let me out until I paid a "cancellation" fee. She is a skanky drug addict, strung out, hopped up and nasty. People were working in the house, didn't know if it was her pimp or thugmaster. I have never had a worse experience and feared for my safety. Avoid at all costs!!!!

Experience Description: I contacted Fallin Angel and set up and confirmed our appointment and followed every single instruction. I have a number of "okays" and other references. I had to drive a long way to get to a place where she wanted me to call for final directions to her location. However, after multiple attempts to call her and leaving several messages, I never heard from her and had to give up. Then a while later I get a test message with a lame excuse that she had to take her son to the doctor so was unavailable. If this was true, she could have used that same texting to have told me before the appointment, or, she had my number and could have called me, or emailed me, or answered her phone to say so, or responded to my messages to say as much. Avoiding eevery single method of letting me know she could not have made our appointment shows her story is bs. I reconmmend avoiding this irresponsible provider. I wasted several hours trying to see her to get this way after the fact, late excuse.

Experience Description: Doesn't accept texts, takes several call to actually get to her room. She has no personality, just wants you in and out as quick as possible. Light HJ, with a BJ, no enthusiasm, and only takes in head. Moving on, she just lays back until you are no. No sounds, no enthusiasm or acting as though she enjoys it. Possible to get her in doggie. It in the end she wants you gone faster than you arrive.

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Experience Description: Cassie and her friend Khloe are apparently traveling and are visiting our fair city. Keep moving along, is my advice. Setting up an appointment was easy, and everything was on time. She met me outside the hotel and brought me in. Standard low-quality session ensued, including these features: - dog in the room - girlfriend in the room, walks out without even saying hi - mention of friend's boyfriend, or maybe brother, or maybe both, who might be coming around - mess of towels and other stuff on the floor - bad attitude of "let's get this over with" - limited menu - answering phone during playtime You get the picture. Recommendation is to avoid.

Experience Description: So, I can't give a real name because her ad has been edited a few times, thus go by the phone number. First she was Sam and now she's advertising as Gabby. She is not 22 or 23 as she says. Maybe 27-31. None of the 16 different pictures she's rotated are even remotely close to her. I should have walked when she looked nothing like her pics but I gave her the benefit as she was semi-attractive. And that's fair/generous. She was half an hour late for no real reason I could tell- but here I was thinking it would be worth it if she was as cute as her pics. No massage table, just a towel on a queen sized bed. No oils, just half a gallon of moisturizer. No real massage to speak of. She just kind spread the lotion around on my back. She did a body slide once or twice. When I asked her to dig in deeper, really work some muscles, she did so for about 10 seconds. Right to business after that. Some uncomfortable Russian followed by a lazy top off. When I was done, she wasn't going to offer a shower but I insisted as I was covered in six pounds of lotion. No conversation, no engagement even though I was talkative and had a good attitude. Charged me for the full hour even though I was gone in 30. Serious hobbyists can skip W. Alaska Dr.

Experience Description: I called Julia on short notice and asked if she had any time available. She said she would in about an hour and a half from then. It was short notice and I said no problem but I would try another time. She called back and said she had some time in about 20 minutes. I drove to her apartment and she asked for the donation. She stripped down to her panties and had a nice body and breasts. I was on my stomach for about 10 minutes and she had me roll over. She rubbed the front of me but never made contact. She asked if I had anything else that needed attention and I pointed to the fun area and she said she didn't offer happy endings. She rubbed my shoulders some more and received a text and said "Oh great. My boyfriend is on his way over." It has been a long time since I had such a letdown.

Experience Description: This lady outright lied. Did not provide services she offered by phone. Total ripoff. Stay away from her! I've done several reviews on TOB, all positive. It's rare for me to do a bad review. This lady should leave the industry.

Experience Description: News Flash! Birdman takes one for the team: Normally you know Birdman rarely complains and would rather say nothing than say something derogatory about a provider. Everybody can have a bad day. But a ripoff is another story. I was lucky I was not turned to ice. Unfortunately, the Birdman had a royal MCKENSIE turd drop from the sky onto his watchful eye-squawk! There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. I asked for hh and she said that 120turds is the price for her precious time. Ok, off to the cheapest hotel in town 34$/night. It's her kind of place...it get's better: She's late you better wait as she ends her stop-over in COS from Dallas on here grand road trip from Cincinnati. Can't stay in one place too long got to keep mov'in and keep the fresh suckers coming...next state..next town...go..go..go. Oh, sorry, You can't do that you only paid for hh for 120 so the claim of "NO RUSHING, NO GAMES" just got repealed. Oh yeah "she has shrunk too" as the long legs she claims became fat and stubby along with everything else. Don't expect truth here--this girl is pass'in through so she can say anything she wants. No worries about reviews--here today gone tomorrow. See-ya later "nitz". You can't do this and can't do that. For a fatgirl her /hr must be in high demand in Dallas but good luck in the springs. Birdman struck a fine "bargain". I'll tell you that! That 200 kisses in COS surely gets you a pleasant beautiful classy lady here. Not so in Dallas as this "fly by night" provider can attest. The event is scheduled for 30min but our premadonna has other ideas. Time to start harping...let's go! It goes like this: Start your engines at the 3G MCKENZIE International Raceway, Vroom Vroom, ready set go....hurry up, hurry up, she yells... now passing the 1 min mark, can't yoou do this any faster, can't do that shreeks "MCKENZIE-not", Oh yeah, hurry up, my girlfriend is waiting. We pass the 2 min mark...flip over...oh yeah oh yeah do it do it she fakes. She is her own biggest fan. What's wrong can't you go faster. Step on it as 3min mile goes by. Up on 5 min's hurry hurry...time is money..someone else is going to show up and pound on the door---QWIIIIIK!, Oh no..go...go go-boy..get going there boy. Hey you are soft, what's the matter? Does that happen often? Ok, watch this. Ok, I'll flip you over and let's just get this over. Wow! Birdman is in and out in under 5 minutes and "WINS" the race. The crowd roars---cheers, hurry! Birdman has dropped the nut into a greed pit. Ta DA! Happy days are here again. MCKENZIE ,the frenzy, has done it again waiving the checkered flag. Now MCKENZIE says with a grin: get the Flock out of here! So finished, I smelled the stale air and couldn't wait to see my colorado sky and clean puffy clouds that I love so much. This reminds me of George Bernanos: The horrors which we have seen, and the still greater horrors we shall presently see, are not signs that rebels, insubordinate, untamable people are increasing in number throughout the world, but rather that there is a constant increase in the number of obedient, docile people. Hey, suckers and sheep go get her, this black diamond of coal, It's ok Birdman can take it....but why not make a game out of whining--it can be fun so let's go: Also: Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it. The Ice Queen--Bravo MCKENZIE, can turn everything she touches to stone! MCKENZIE sighs, (as in: "A deep and prolonged audible inspiration or respiration of air, as when fatigued or grieved; the act of sighing." or "I could drive the boat with my sighs." --MCKENZIE). Naturally, when it comes to hobby-ing, we feckless traveling providers in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick hobbyist slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother to worry about reputation? Her hypocrisy know no bounds. Oh, it's just that there are so many cities for gypsies to find suckers. There's always south of the border as well--o-Lay! Better get to it, there's no time to waste. The MCKENZIE Motto: "Life in Dallas, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you can take quickly to the cleaners." Great job MCKENZIE--way to set your standard! What class is that? we'll it's MCKENZIE! I leave you with this sweet reminder: "Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough." Oink-the short low gruff noise of the kind made by hogs Birdman never liked hogs but does regrettably accept their right to exist. Birdman has had the best and the worst in this adventure so I can truly know appreciation--thanks MCKENZIE for the lesson! Birdman out.