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Myla | No | 2 | 2/22/10 | |
Review by
scottco303
(3 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 2/23/10 Time: 15 min Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Advertised 150hh, 200fh. No MSOG even you pay for the hour. Paid for hh and she said that for another you get GFE but I doubt it's worth it. You get fs for the hh but that it all. No touching, no kissing, no caressing, she lies there completely unemotional. You might as well be playing with a blow up doll. I could have held out longer but I was seriously getting bored. She does not even attempt to fake it. Very sexy body but the timid/detached attitude is a complete turnoff. Save your money on this one guys and find another provider. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Candy 303-xxx-6299 | No | 1 | 1/18/09 | |
Review by
Cr8v-Jeenus
(19 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 1/19/09 Time: 15 min Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: I would not even bother posting this review, but this girl is now changing her name to "Joy" on her ads to try and trick us. That is just ridiculous we did not want to look at you when you were "Candy" so you fool us into calling you again as joy. You guys deserve to know she is the same girl. Not a very smart one but still the same disappointment. So here is the dirty experience I had with the tore up Little Joy Candy. If she reads this she will most likely change her name again, so watch out. I replied to a craigslist ad saying "candy is dandy" or something like that I arrived at a cheap hotel with a even cheaper host. It was much more than a disappointment, otherwise I would not publish this post, but I am strongly advise against wasting your money on this girl. She answered to door eating Mcdonald french fries, they were piled into her fat face asks " ya want some". I have never seen such a classless act, the hotel was smoky and dirty. Before I knocked I saw a man and a little girl run outside and sit in a truck. I saw childrens toys on the ground, I was pretty freaked out her kids were staying in the hotel where she was selling herself. She asked me for the money and I reluctantly handed her the for 30 minutes that she advertised which only last a horrible 10 to 15 minutes. I was hopeful that she would at least have a decent body since her face was not a sight to behold. I am guessing she is latino, but not the spicy hottie you dream of, but the scary baby mama kind. She was covered in tattoos and even had her knuckles done, impressive. If this was not Boulder, I might think she was in a gang or something thuggish, she looks the part. She was a turn off in ever way imaginable. No guy I know would want to see her nude much less pay her too. She told me to lie down on the bed and take off my clothes, she headed to the bathroom to get undressed and probaly ate a hamburger or two. As she walked out she turned off every light, including the TV which was noisily blasting the whole time. I asked for some light so I might see what I was paying for, perhaps to enjoy some part of this oh so erotic massage as she advertised. I turned on the lamp near the bed and almost screamed in fright, she was the ugliest, tore up, disgusting, horrid woman I have ever seen. She was covered in stretch marks, huge dark colored ones. Cellulite everywhere, this is no model, no cutie with a little chub, but just plain hideous. I imagine many men have knocked on her hotel door. I could not even feel anything. I had to take care of myself. There was not one thing feminine about this girl. I am shocked that her line of work is to put up ads, send deceitful pictures and rip men off. This girl claims to be 23 24 depending on her ads. If the whole experince with her was not a total waste, when I got home I noticed she took cash out of my wallet sitting on the desk. It was only about but the point is I piad her and she still stole from me. WATCH OUT!! Please guys do not call this woman, she is white trash all the way and will completely rip you off, call another massage and you will be much happier. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Brittany | No | 1 | 9/17/15 | |
Review by
Theithre21
(3 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 9/17/15 Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Brittanys in call location was ****** northglenn Co 80233 Bld *. Apt 726. After ringing the bell Brittany or should I say Holly ( phone belongs to a **** ) answered the door, although she was wearing loose fitting sweats and the Apartment was almost completely dark save for a multi colored light on the counter, it was clear she didn't match her pictures. When I asked her to flash me she refused, she asked me to put the money on the counter and head into the apartment and see where things go. When I inquired about service she refused to discuss. I then tried to leave and resized she had locked the door. She said that it was clear I was after something illegal she had recorded everything and would not let me out and threatened to call the police if I did not give her the 100 in my hand. She then grabbed my hand and ripped the money from it as I pushed away from the door and fled. She started screaming I had punch her and was going to jail for assault. She ran after me to my vehicle screaming I have your licenseplate and I'm calling the police. At this point I drove away from the crazy butcher. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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kris2 | No | 1 | 11/3/15 | |
Review by
sillywabbit_
(5 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 10/26/15 Time: 30 min Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures Experience Description: as best as i can tell, this is the same kris as another review on here. for some reason, i had hoped it was a different kris since the phone numbers didn't match, but my experience was very much the same as the previous reviewers. she's very tall -- and based on her pictures, she's definitely lost a lot of weight. she talked about her daughter and her boyfriend for the first 10 minutes, wouldn't look me in the eyes, wouldn't let me touch her. kept pushing my hands off. when she finally took her clothes off, she left her top on. her legs were super bruised up. she took control and took my pants off, and proceeded to give the most lackluster hj ever . then put on a condom, and laid back. somewhat responsive during that, but no other positions were an option. no french, and when i asked, she said, nope. despite what her ad says -- this girl does not enjoy this job, and really should not be doing it. i have no idea what is going on in her home life, and i do feel bad for her. but this is not the life for her. future client beware... there are many more enthusiastic providers. i wish my desire for variety wasn't what it is...it has lead to several mediocre experiences. this was the first time it was so bad i *had* to review. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Jax ForeignPlaytoy | No | 1 | 8/13/21 | |
Review by
DeMarco-8036
(85 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 8/4/21 Time: 45 min Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: Maybe Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures Experience Description: My experience with Jax was unexpected. Texting her went fine and setting up a meeting was quick. All the usual stuff. I arrived to her mid to low end hotel and got to the room behind but it seemed okay with her. When I walked in I could tell her hygiene was either rushed or just bad. And when we started to take the clothes off I had to double-triple take because the photos on her webpage and what I was seeing was more chubby than I expected. We got to it with some short conversation and then some light gfe and everything was covered. I’m fine with that and the cbj, mish and doggy was ok. We got dressed and had some more conversation with a little dose of TMI about her. I don’t understand all the other positive reviews and she has a few phone numbers going on too. This was a No to So-So meeting for me. I don’t click with everyone, but please freshen up before getting intimate with someone. That really threw me off. I thought she looked good in the pics but in reality, not my type of girl. Age: 37 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Middle Eastern Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 36D-28-38 Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Madison Monroe-6320 | No | 55 | 6/22/15 | |
Review by
anarchy34.5
(10 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 6/23/15 Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Called up Madison and arranged to meet later that day. Got to the location she wanted me to text her from and she tells me to "hold on" that she is dog sitting and will need some more time to get ready. I waited.......and I waited.....and I waited some more. I finally sent a text asking if she's still available or what is going on. Her response to that was " you are being rude. I told you to wait! " I left after sitting in my car for 1-1/2 hr in 97 degree temps and using up 1/2 tank of gas. Lesson learned. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers:
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Allie 303-xxx-3882 | No | 4 | 4/7/13 | |
Review by
private1
(40 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 4/8/13 Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: got me to drive out to chamber off i70 into the lot, and dropped off. PASS this one up for sure Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Jessicafriendly | No | 3 | 1/3/16 | |
Review by
Blackthorn
(45 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 12/28/15 Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes Experience Description: After reading a review on her I decided to give her a try. She has a nice body but probably a {SNIP} problem. During the activities she would fall asleep momentarily. Not exactly the most stellar performance I have ever witnessed. The review I read said she allows cim. That was not true for me. In the end it was self serve while she lay there like a limp rag. Thumbs down! Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers:
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Kennedy-4057 | No | 4 | 10/26/14 | |
Review by
chanwon
(12 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 10/26/14 Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Sometimes a well written ad is enough to pique my curiosity and sometimes even take a plunge. This was one of those times and unfortunately I got the most awkward and uncomfortable experience in recent memory. Booking was easy enough, even though it was relatively short notice she seemed willing to accommodate... Things were looking good. That's where it ends however. We get past formalities, I get comfortable, well, you know... She's texting and looking at her phone as though I'm not in the room. "Sorry, I go into an argument with someone right as you were on your way." She grabs a cover and proceeds to attempt putting it on me, no touching or attempt at foreplay, while doing this she starts killing whatever trace of mood that had existed by saying "no DATY, I have no idea where your mouth has been and I'm not trying to catch something." Followed by "if you want a round 2 it will be more." At this point any state of arousal had evaporated so I got up, put on my clothes and told her as I left to keep the difference and pay it forward. Maybe just a YMMV but I tend to think it's typical hood rat drama and a means to getting out of doing anything by being awkward and off putting. Maybe subway is hiring. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Jazzi (510) | No | 1 | 6/30/11 | |
Review by
jobin206
(1 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 7/1/11 Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: This was the worst mistake ever!. I called to set an appointment when I called I asked if utf and msog were on the menu and she said yes.She also said 100 for an hour, when I got there she told me she never said that and gave me so lazy tf that I had to jerk my self off to finish. She is ugly, fat, and looks like a man and completely ripped me off. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Diamond 720-xxx-8839 | No | 4 | 9/3/10 | |
Review by
DATYguy
(5 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 9/4/10 Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: looking at the backpage for sexy young asian lady and saw Diamond's ad and her pic's are hot. Igive her a calland make the set up , drive to her side of town and make my second call,my third call, my forth call and no f**king pick up, just setting in King Soopers parking lot getting piss off at her for not picking up her phone and piss at myself for looking for a good time on the backpage again. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Beth-1055 | No | 3 | 6/24/09 | |
Review by
msog-always
(14 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 6/25/09 Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: Set up a time and she never showed up and never even called to say she would not be making it! I am not sure how they do it in Florida but that is very rude. I would recommend you to stay away from this one! Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Jamie FKA Kitten | No | 23 | 10/3/07 | |
Review by
CarpetMan
(7 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 10/4/07 Time: Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: I had a App. with on 9/11/07 it was confermed the day befor. I called Kitten one hour befor and she told me she was trying to get some transportation and that she would be there.I called ten min. after the time we set and she was working on it I ask her about a taxi and that I would pay the FEE.Kitten would NOT ANSWER the PHONE to me untell the next week. We set a time that same week and she told me she would cut me a deal.I did not care about the deal I just wanted to get with Kitten because she has some good reports.I called one hour befour and she said she would be over at the time that we set. I can understand if this was a low class hotel but both times it was a 3*** hotel. Be carful with this lady. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Valentina-9802 | No | 7 | 10/28/15 | |
Review by
rockhard
(9 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 10/26/15 Time: 30 min Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: No, they were old pictures Experience Description: NO DATY....NO KISSING....did not cater to my needs....Cats in the room and hotel is very avg. she charges for upscale services but it was very avg. for a quickie it would be worth it but besides that I would stay away NOT UPSCALE AT ALL REBUTTAL: First, the fact that he initially went to the wrong hotel (in spite of the incessant texting for repeated directions, which i gave over and over again) would have to be what I can only assume was his excuse for the totally impersonal demeanor he maintained throughout the appointment. I actually convinced him not to give up and to keep the appointment in my usual happy, easy-going way. Second, the rate of donation is NOT a direct correlation to the number of activities for which mutual participation is available. It indicates a level of service and personal availability, along with the care, skill and talents one can enjoy. It represents a personal experience rather than a mechanical encounter, and ambiance does indeed play a role. The location need not necessarily be four-star, however, in order to receive top-rate services, as an elegantly presented companion with the right people skills can make any "average" hotel surroundings fade away and deem them utterly inconsequential. That said, it does take two to tango, and if one half of the experience is exhibiting all the excitement and personality of tooth decay, the lack of enthusiasm is akin to him walking in the room, plopping down on a chair with his arms folded and saying, "go on, entertain me. I dare you." Third, I have read the library of his reviews in its entirety, and, having been personally accosted by his personal hygiene, I will say that perhaps he would have better luck getting the ever-elusive DATY he longs for were he to BATHE, and use a strong mouthwash just prior to his appointment. This is NOT an activity offered by myself, regardless of his "needs" to which I was EXPECTED to cater; nor is ANY activity involving the exchange of bodily fluid. My health is non-negotiable. What I do I do very well, and I have never had someone act disgruntled if we are incompatible. From time to time a person will have a "deal-breaker" must-have type situation for which I am not a fit. Usually the person will just move on and continue his search for an appropriate companion. I understand that completely. I also must surmise that he does not like cats, because mine are very unobtrusive and quite predictable in their routine. Either they stay under the furniture or are asleep for the duration of the appointment. Also, there are some pictures which are older, (I had some requests to put them back) but some of them were also taken within the last 6 months. Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |
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Namfon | No | 4 | 9/15/14 | |
Review by
mr happy and junior
(4 Reviews Submitted)
Seen on 9/12/14 Time: Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: set up appointment day before for early next day. told me to call when I got close to the cross streets. called no answer got a text 15 minutes later saying she was on phone and thought I had forgot. things happen but her follow up texts left me glad she did not pick up my call Alternate Links Provided by Reviewers: |