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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted
Reviewer | E | # | Date | |
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Cr8v-Jeenus | No | 19 | 1/18/09 | |
Seen on 1/19/09
Time: 15 min Location: BoulderIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown Experience Description: I would not even bother posting this review, but this girl is now changing her name to "Joy" on her ads to try and trick us. That is just ridiculous we did not want to look at you when you were "Candy" so you fool us into calling you again as joy. You guys deserve to know she is the same girl. Not a very smart one but still the same disappointment. So here is the dirty experience I had with the tore up Little Joy Candy. If she reads this she will most likely change her name again, so watch out. I replied to a craigslist ad saying "candy is dandy" or something like that I arrived at a cheap hotel with a even cheaper host. It was much more than a disappointment, otherwise I would not publish this post, but I am strongly advise against wasting your money on this girl. She answered to door eating Mcdonald french fries, they were piled into her fat face asks " ya want some". I have never seen such a classless act, the hotel was smoky and dirty. Before I knocked I saw a man and a little girl run outside and sit in a truck. I saw childrens toys on the ground, I was pretty freaked out her kids were staying in the hotel where she was selling herself. She asked me for the money and I reluctantly handed her the for 30 minutes that she advertised which only last a horrible 10 to 15 minutes. I was hopeful that she would at least have a decent body since her face was not a sight to behold. I am guessing she is latino, but not the spicy hottie you dream of, but the scary baby mama kind. She was covered in tattoos and even had her knuckles done, impressive. If this was not Boulder, I might think she was in a gang or something thuggish, she looks the part. She was a turn off in ever way imaginable. No guy I know would want to see her nude much less pay her too. She told me to lie down on the bed and take off my clothes, she headed to the bathroom to get undressed and probaly ate a hamburger or two. As she walked out she turned off every light, including the TV which was noisily blasting the whole time. I asked for some light so I might see what I was paying for, perhaps to enjoy some part of this oh so erotic massage as she advertised. I turned on the lamp near the bed and almost screamed in fright, she was the ugliest, tore up, disgusting, horrid woman I have ever seen. She was covered in stretch marks, huge dark colored ones. Cellulite everywhere, this is no model, no cutie with a little chub, but just plain hideous. I imagine many men have knocked on her hotel door. I could not even feel anything. I had to take care of myself. There was not one thing feminine about this girl. I am shocked that her line of work is to put up ads, send deceitful pictures and rip men off. This girl claims to be 23 24 depending on her ads. If the whole experince with her was not a total waste, when I got home I noticed she took cash out of my wallet sitting on the desk. It was only about but the point is I piad her and she still stole from me. WATCH OUT!! Please guys do not call this woman, she is white trash all the way and will completely rip you off, call another massage and you will be much happier. |