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Funtimesinhouston

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
SculptedSiren Yes 1 1/27/23
Seen on 1/6/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Where do I begin? What can I say about The Sculpted Siren... very few words can describe her. She is an absolutely gorgeous, stunningly beautiful women with an unbelievable physique. She keeps herself in top shape. She will make you feel like your the only man in the world when your with her. She is the exact women I would love to have on my arm on a night out on the town! On to my time with her. My jaw dropped when she opened the door. She was wearing a great outfit to show off her amazing physique. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen her so we sat and visited a while catching up before we retreated to the bedroom. Activities included DFK, DATY, BBBJ, MISH and CG. She is one of kind gentleman so please good to her. She is my ATF. I only wish I could see her more often. Do yourself a favor and go see her. Please treat her kindly... she is one of a kind


Age: 37 Hair Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-26-37
Victoria Steele Yes 22 1/17/23
Seen on 1/6/23
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Victoria is absolutely gorgeous Brazilian. She is everything I love in a women. Dark hair, beautiful dark eyes and a beautiful smile. She opened the door and greeted me with a nice hug and warm kiss wearing a silk robe. I was already beside myself at this point. She led me to the bedroom, turned on some nice music as we chatted a bit and then activities began. I began kissing the back of her neck as she leaned over the edge of the bed as I removed her robe and bra. I turned her around, had her scoot up on the bed to start with some very good DATY. She returned the favor with a great CBJ. Other activities included LFK, and multiple positions before finishing in MISH. Go see her guys, you won’t regret it. Thank you Victoria! See you soon.


Age: 36 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Latina Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 36D-25-36
Rose Mastos Yes 76 6/3/22
Seen on 5/25/22
Time: 30 min Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I had a last minute opportunity to slip away from work for lunch and reached out to Rose. Sure enough she was available and worked with me on the short notice. I’m so glad I reached out to her. She is an absolute sweetheart! I felt like I caught up with an old girlfriend. She greeted me with a DFK upon arrival and from there… it was amazing. Do yourself a favor and go see her. DFK, DATY, BBBJ & MSOG. Please treat her right. Thank you Rose! I will see you soon.


Age: 42 Hair Color: Red Tattoos: None Piercings: None Body Type: Average Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Green Grooming: Au Naturale Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-34-46
Lexy-skate Yes 108 8/2/19
Seen on 7/26/19
Time: 30 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Unknown
Additional Website Link: https://theotherboard.com/users/131477

Experience Description: What can I say that others haven’t already said. Lexy is just amazing for me. She has an incredible body and is a great kisser which I love. Set up was very easy. I text her early that morning and we were set. I will definitely repeat! Thank you Lexy!!!


Age: 42 Hair Color: Platinum Blonde Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Athletic Ethnicity: Caucasian Eyes: Blue Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-22-27
Adeles-Love Yes 54 6/9/19
Seen on 5/31/19
Time: 30 min Location: DTCIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: She is absolutely amazing. I’ve been wanting to spend some time with her for awhile. I finally found myself in Denver and our schedules aligned. She is absolutely beautiful. Her eyes are amazing (I love dark eyes)! She is an amazing kisser. She is what I call GFE! I will definitely see her again next tine I’m in Denver.


Age: 24 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Curvy Ethnicity: Asian Eyes: Brown Grooming: Bare Smoker: No Breasts: Enhanced Measurements: 34DD-27-31