Seen on 9/18/15

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Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call

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Experience: No Recommend?: No Smoking: Yes, not during the session Pictures Accurate: Unknown

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Additional Website Link: http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/really-big-natural-tittttiesmatching-ass-pick-me-dutchitalian-super-special-tonight-150hr/19884194

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Experience Description: After bombing out last week with a "visiting" out of state provider, I wanted to make that up with an outcall. I get it, more and more providers are using fake pictures, however, I would expect that their real life appearance would be within 3 standard deviations of said pic. Dear God, I was too generous! She advertises that she is a 32 year old Dutch/Italian woman. What showed up to my door was a mid to late 40 something weathered biker chick. When I initially set up the appointment, I tried to get clarification on what her rates were. In the ad, it had two rates one for one for for the same time increment. (which in this business, is really code for ). She texted, it is . Ok good. So she said she will be out to my townhouse by 9:00. Well it’s 9:17 and I get a call from her (she uses another phone to call) she tells me she needs another 45 minutes because she is a mobile nurse and had to give one of her clients an enema! Really! I mean really! I’ve heard a lot of excuses in this business but this one take the cake! She goes on to state that to be sure to have her donation of ready. I explained to her that her ad said and I will have to go out to the ATM to get it. That the whole purpose of the outcall was her to come over so I wouldn’t have to go and I can stay and get some work done here. So I decided to finish up some reports for a client of mine for Monday. Being so involve with the reports, she finally showed up and I looked at the clock, 11:02! I open the door and an old brunette biker chick stands before me with a strong smell alcohol on her breath. I had to take a couple steps back and cough because it was so strong! The first things she said is do you have my donation. Said yeah, it is on the bathroom vanity. She proceeds to get it and stands by the door. This is where the upselling begins. She says that the first is for her showing up and the second was for FS. At that point, I told her that you got for showing up to my place, inebriated and to have a good evening. She throws a fit makes a call saying ok ok I’ll be there I’m just getting my money. Huffs and puffs, slams the door and leaves. Hey, at least I ended up getting the reports done and will be able to enjoy this beautiful weekend…