Experience Description: So I decided to TOFTT which I rarely do...I have gotten lucky before, but not this time unfortunately. I'd seen Mariah's ads a while and called her up. She agreed on the phone to GFE and DFK and rates were 120hh/200/hr. It sounded pretty good so I agreed for outcall. When we started it took some coaxing to even get all her clothes off...not a good sign. Then went in for some kissing and she turned away...also not good and I was pissed about being lied to. Asked if I could DATY and she said it's an extra 50...I'm like what the hell...I was horny so I agreed.. She was kind of nasty down there but when I'm horny enough I'm a nasty guy so I went down on her and got my extra donation's worth..sort of. She was pulling back a bit in 69 as I kept trying to get my tongue in there..annoying as hell. Very lame CBJ too. Reluctantly did CG a short time, then HJ, then doggy...I couldn't cum because every 5 seconds she says "cum for me"...Every guy knows this is FIRST DEGREE BONE KILL!!! JESUS!! STFU AND LET THE GUY CUM ON HIS OWN!! She quickly went out the door without even eye contact and a flat "goodbye". What a lame experience...I would be seeing my regulars but many seem to be traveling right now or have disappeared. At least I wasn't robbed outright but still...that's what TOB is for, to help and warn our fellow TOB brothers. Seriously, don't even bother with Mariah...put her out of business.

Experience Description: AVOID HER. UNLESS YOU WANT TO WASTE 45 MINUTES OF DRIVING PLUS YOUR GAS MONEY AND WASTED TIME FROM HER PATHETIC GAMES. So I'd read some decent reviews and many saying she screens, so I was prepared for that and did her 1-2 hour screening. All good there, then she gives location...cool..it's 45 minutes away, so I start driving and during the drive she asks if I can pick up a beer and smokes. I say sure, only because I remember seeing this in a prior review that she'd asked that too, and the review was fine. So I get the beer & smokes at a liquor store near the exit, then text her for the hotel. She tells me, and where to park (between 2 specific cars). So I did that, and then text her I'm there and excited to see her. She gives me a room #..I go inside and find that she gave me a FAKE ROOM #. The floor she gave doesn't even exist. I text her like umm wrong room #? She then replies with the most PATHETIC replies--"Duh, I can't b playing ur games". WTF?? I'm thinking: I GOT YOU BEER AND SMOKES AND PARKED EXACTLY WHERE YOU SAID AFTER DRIVING 45 MINUTES--YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO PLAY THESE PATHETIC GAMES?? ..I told her that in a somewhat more tactful way, trying to hold my rage. I mean, she could see me getting out of my car per her instructions--what else does she freaking want?? So I tell her I'd like to see her and write an awesome review, or she can play games and I'll write a no-show on TOB. She continued with her game-playing and stupid responses, so, here is the no-show review for my fellow TOB brothers. You've been warned. Oh--yeah her last text was "my husband going to look for u". HAHA...WHAT A LAUGH!! At least I got one good laugh out of the day. And a beer & smokes for myself. I think I'm only going to stick with my regular providers who are SMART and always FUN. Too much B.S. TO DEAL WITH FROM TIME WASTERS LIKE MJ.

Experience Description: So whoever wrote her last review is either lying, or it's a self review. She is NOT GFE, AT ALL. She even said this, and that she never will be. The Erotic Monkey website review is also fake because it said she did DATY and kissing which she doesn't do. ANYWAY I arrive at 4:40 and like to confirm our time so I say 'we have til 5:10?' She says we have til 5:00 because I have to get dressed. WOW..strike 1. We start CBJ which is ok, then asks if I want either Mish or Doggy..I ask how about CG because I love girl on top. She says only Doggy or Mish...WOW..strike 2. Is it really that much effort to be on top? So we do some Mish which is ok, and then Doggy maybe 5 minutes which is probably the highlight of the overall lame visit. Then she starts HJ...she's jerking it so hard and I ask like 3 TIMES to go softer. I know she understands because she's looking at me but still jerking it SO HARD. WTF?? I am pretty hard because I am still fairly horny but then she keeps saying "yeah this isn't working"..STRIKE **** 3. I'm like uh yeah IT IS because I'm rock hard and will cum soon...you just have to give it more than 5 seconds. Jesus. I do end up cumming, and I'm like told you I would lol.. I'm out the door after being rushed 15-20 minutes. So overall, I do not recommend Jade based on her poor attitude and perfunctory performance. There are many Denver girls I've seen who are fun, respectful, and enthusiastic. Jade is not one of them. My 2 cents: don't waste your time.

Experience Description: WOW Jordan is soo amazing, I had such a great time with her!! She gave nice deep DFK when I got there so I knew it would be an awesome time :) She met me at the door in an unbuttoned sports shirt with a thong--SOO SEXY!! She tasted soo sweet and fresh and rode me like a wild girl..was loving it :) I was running out of time and I asked for some extra time if I tipped her and she agreed..I will DEFINITELY see her for at least an hour next time! She says outcall is best because it's harder for her to get and meet at incalls.. Also she's just getting back in the biz after a hiatus and asked if I'd leave her a review and so here it is!! Thank you Jordan!! You are SOOO HOT and a SWEETIE!! :)

Experience Description: WOW Sarah is SOOO AWESOME!! I'm sooo glad I saw her :) I'd been waiting to see a review for her for a while and was glad "CjSleek" had posted one. I'd seen her ads for a while and loved her pictures--I love thick girls with tattoos and she looked perfect. Once I got to her place she looked even better than her pictures and is SOO NICE!! She is a southern girl and her charm and politeness really show, she is soo sweet. She asked me to keep review details vague but let me tell you, you will have fun with her. She is very willing to switch positions, CG was AMAZING as was doggy. Also she let me do a requested position where she sat up on the bathroom counter and I stand up...WOW this was so HOT and like a pornstar experience!! Treat her well guys because I hope she stays in Denver because I'd love to see her again and again :) YMMV.

Experience Description: Michelle is really cool. I found her through the last review which "LongTimeLurker" said didn't have a great time, however she has lots of other good reviews if you search her phone #. Yes, she does have a dental issue which was accurate to the last review, but personally I don't give a f***...I like girls who are a little rough and ghetto--not saying that in a bad way at all!! I just love girls like that :) Her price is a little steep, but I'm still glad I saw her. She kissed as promised, more LFK than DFK (there was a some DFK but I would have loved more of it). The major drawback was that she didn't do CG or RCG because she was too tired..*sigh*.. would have loved CG but she did 69 which was awesome, she tastes nice and sweet and even got my tongue deep in her ass. Sexy!! Then some mish with kissing, and then doggy which was really fun. Normally doggy isn't my favorite but she started queefing a little bit--I told her I loved that!! Asked if she could do more and she queefed more on me!! Hell yeah...I got my tongue in her pussy and ass in between doing doggy with her ass sticking up toward the ceiling. Sooo nasty and hot, I loved it :) Then back to UTF which was AMAZING. She used her spit and slurping sounds to make me cum...didn't stop either and I CIM!!! So overall had a great time..only drawback really was no CG--but still had an awesome time with her!!

Experience Description: WOW this girl is awesome!!! Easy to set up appointment..opened the door and I see a nice thick and friendly White/Latina mixed girl. She has a sexy red lacy stripper type outfit for her bra and thong and over that a sexy loose t-shirt. We start kissing on the bed and she is amazing at it..almost a PSE style with tongue flicking on yours. Then we put a cover on for CBJ (I don't mind covered BJ and she was still amazing at it, didn't even feel like a cover was on). We did 69 and she tasted soo nice and fresh. Then we did some hot RCG and then CG which was awesome because she was facing me and did deep DFK with me. She was soo wet and I could tell she was cumming which was awesome..with more DFK. Then back to CBJ on all 4s...she was suuuuuper sloppy and wet with her CBJ per my request...I LOVED it!! Lots of gagging and globs of spit running down me, then during that I asked her to kiss me and she did! Lots of super wet sloppy kissing in between BJ...my favorite!! I was loving it--it was literally the best BJ I've ever had!! Says she likes to be kind of slutty and nasty which I think is sooo hot...she is soo good at it too!! I came in the jimmy right on time and then we talked a bit a few minutes into overtime. She didn't rush me out which was awesome...she's super friendly and plans to stay in Denver which I'm glad about. I almost didn't want to submit this review because I kind of want her to myself lol...but want to share the wealth with you guys :) She does say she likes to change phone #'s FYI...but nothing to be suspicious about, she says she's very independent and I can tell. Note: she also has another review under "Tiffany BP AKA Pink" phone #: 720-837-6210

Experience Description: Oh my goodness where do I start..this girl is amazing!! Normally I don't see providers without at least a review but I wanted to see Mariah so bad I decided to TOFTT and glad I did. She was super nice through text and calling on the phone so it put me at ease, and then when finally arriving I was happy that she was just as friendly in person. She looks almost like Jodi Arias lol, but 100 times hotter..and says she is a German and Mexican mix. Ooh so delicious IMHO :) Very accurate to her pictures which had driven me wild the last few days too. So we get started with some 69 and she tasted soo good..she was doing HJ on me, I wasn't sure if she was waiting to get a party hat and would do CBJ, but we were so in the moment I didn't ask about BJ. Then she flipped over and enjoyed some LFK and she put a cover on and did some reverse CG. Oh my lord, this girl can ride!! She was so into it and enthusiastic--I was loving it :) After a few minutes of that we were both a bit tired and I did DATY with her lying down. This was soo good too as she was pulling my head in and riding my tongue on her..I LOVE that! She was really into it and I even made her cum too..so romantic. 30 mins was about up but she didn't rush me out, a bit more LFK and talked..she said she travels here and there and I told her I hope she stays in Denver to which she said she would be here a while. Still a smile on her face and friendly the whole session--I love this girl :) I can still kind of taste her on me..I want to hold off eating dinner so I can keep her scent on me as long as I can :)