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Reviews (13)

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Provider E # Date
Lola Lomasi Yes 16 7/23/14
Seen on 7/24/14
Time: 1 hr Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: All I have to say about Lola is WOW. This woman is incredible. Hands down the best session I have ever had. Put her on your list. Thanks Lola for a great time.

Ashanti Yes 6 7/23/14
Seen on 7/24/14
Time: 15 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: So I scheduled a time to see Ashanti after I got stood up by another provider. She gives me directions and it seemed like forever till she came to get me to go up to the room. When she showed up she looked like her pics and I thought this is gonna be a great session. WRONG! We get up there and her room smells of marijuana. She has a dog(in all honesty I would have rather played fetch with him for the half hour. There is no foreplay, no nothing, just her throwing a hat on you and trying to jump on. I asked her for a little oral and she said she doesnt like to do that with first timers but she did it anyways. Her TF was one of the worst I have ever recieved. She just opened her mouth as much as she could and moved her head up and down. She complained her jaw hurt. I tried dirty talk she got pissed. Finally I just jerked off while she laid by me closing her eyes. Save your money and go elsewhere.

Milan Delight Yes 1 7/23/14
Seen on 7/24/14
Time: 1 hr Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I saw Milan advertising in Springs and asked if she would do an out to Pueblo. When she arrived it was refreshing that she looked just like her pics. We got a room and all activies she performed with great enthusiasm. If you like dirty talk she is your girl. All and all a good experience. I will repeat.

Lilly 719-xxx-8766 Yes 2 7/23/14
Seen on 7/24/14
Time: 15 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Her incall was filthy. Went to use the bathroom and boom a terd was floating in the toilet. Do I really need to continue this review? Spend your money elsewhere.

Kimmy-1136 No 1 7/23/14
Seen on 7/24/14
Time: 15 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: One of the worst hobbying experiences of my life. I was basically told to stand in the corner and jerk off while she watched and screamed at people out the window. Do not go see this woman her pics are old. Pretty sure she is not all together. You have been warned.

Cherrie No 1 2/6/14
Seen on 2/7/14
Time: 15 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: No Recommend?: No Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: So I setp a time to meet Cherrie. I keep calling and she keeps putting me off 10 minutes at a time. I should have just left then. Finally she gets to her room. I knock and go in. The pics are her but she looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet since those photos. I ask to use restroom. I go in and in the toilet is a used condom that had not been flushed. Talk about a mood killer. I come back out and she is getting undressed her body has bruises all over. I try to talk to her and she keeps covering her mouth with her hand. I could only imagine why. She tells me "you were the one who wanted heels right?" Thats gonna cost extra she says. I tell her forget it. The whole time still hiding her mouth and fidgeting. I finally tell myself this is awful and threw fifty dollars at her as i am literally opening the door and running out of the room, nearly knocking over the maid walking by outside. All in all another day in Pueblo. Be safe and dont see this girl. Also the guy who saw her before, if you are reading this you might wanna get tested. Just sayin.

Natalie Luck Yes 122 2/2/14
Seen on 1/31/14
Time: 15 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Natalie is a sweet heart. The setup was easy and when I walked in she greeted me with a hug and was super nice. I would recommend her to anybody especially if you like a full figured woman. The activities were performed with enthusiasm and she has really big fake breast that seem natural. She was really a sweet heart, and at you cant go wrong.

Sunshine-9223 Yes 82 2/2/14
Seen on 1/31/14
Time: 30 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: So I called to setup a time with this lady because her reviews have been pretty good. I am glad I did. Boy oh boy, this lady is a treat. She has a very nice tight body and she is very attractive. The pics are accurate and she looks even better in real life. Believe me you will be at attention when you meet her. So she makes me feel comfortable and from there it was off to the races. Give this lady a call she is worth it. Also, she had a wonderful attitude through and through

Nikki (BP) Yes 10 12/9/13
Seen on 12/9/13
Time: 30 min Location: Colorado SpringsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: So I called Nikki to setup a meeting. She answered and was very nice but kinda short. She told me where to go and when I got there she had to have a few more minutes. In my mind I was thinking this isn't good. When I answered the door all of that went away. She was dressed very sexy and she looked great. We sat down and talked for awhile and she is kind of a shy girl but very nice. She asked what I liked and I told her and she decided to do a nice toy show for me. It was great she is hot. So she give me some tf and it was wonderful and I popped a little early. She asked if I wanted to go another round(I have never had a woman ask if I wanted to go another round in a 30 min session) I declined and we talked a little bit. She is an awesome girl and I hope she stays around the springs for awhile. thanks Nikki.

Layla-1777 Yes 1 12/9/13
Seen on 12/9/13
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I saw Layla on a whim,The setup was easy. Her pics are accurate. I gave her a maybe, because I just dont think we clicked. She is very nice and attractive but there were just too many rules, and for 140 I think your money would be better spent elsewhere. One of my main problems is I had to clean myself up which normally isn't a big deal, but when I peeled off the condom she was thouroghly grossed out by a full condom, and said "eeeeww" Like she had never seen a full condom before? A little immature for me but whatever. Maybe some of the other guys will have a better time. Like I said she is sweet and very attractive. So I dont want to knock her to bad But keep in mind ymmv. Like I said I just dont think we clicked..

Heather akagirlnextdoor Yes 3 12/3/13
Seen on 11/27/13
Time: 30 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Well I finally found a FANTASTIC down here in Pueblo. Heather is very attractive and very fit for her age. I really enjoyed my time with her and she has incredible oral skills. If you guys have a chance to see her def do. You will not be disappointed.

Diamond (719) Yes 4 12/3/13
Seen on 11/27/13
Time: 15 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I dont know what the other 2 reviewers were thinking but this was not great or even good. I showed up and she seemed really weird and kinda out of it. So we go in to her place and it was ok wasn't messy or anything, and then she starts talking to me. She is talking a mile a minute and couldn't even make eye contact with me she was real jittery. So I whip little willie out and she is shaking so bad that she cant even hold her hands steady to put the condom on. I put the condom on and she gives a lackluster blow job I nut on her face and leave as fast as i can. I dont recommend her because I think she is on drugs but whatever. But in Pueblo what can you say.

Kendra-1713 Yes 1 12/3/13
Seen on 11/27/13
Time: 30 min Location: PuebloIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I found this ad on BP. I googled the number and can see it was legit and other services have been offered from that number. So I go in, she leads me to a room and tells me to get undressed and she would be back. So I get naked and sit in a cold room with no towel or anything. She comes back in and has me lay on the bed naked with no towel. She proceeds to give me a horrible "body rub" with tons of lotion. Somebody knocks on the door thrity minutes later and she asks if i would like the lotion cleaned off. I told her yes. She came back with a cold rag and wiped me down. There was no flip nothing at all just a thank you and get dressed and I was out of there. I have gotten real massages that were better than that for less than . What a joke. Do not go there.