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What’s worn under a kilt? On a good day, lipstick😁 — For the provocative asshole: Your wife’s lipstick 🤪 Edited 1 hour ago by Bit Banger LMAO

GRAMMAR........the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

When I served cocktails @ PT's on Evans, when I got off early with some other gals we used to frequent the 'BoneYard' 25 + years ago, then hit the Breakfast King. The gals inside the Paper Tiger were past their prime yes, but still deserved much respect and enthusiasm, and we would spread some love when our schedules allowed it. They had to used a juke box back then, no dj and would hang onto the ceiling pipes while they danced because the clearance was so low. And no pole back then either. In recent months, I stopped there and was denied access because I was unescorted by a male, which IMHO is total bullshit. Their loss, as I tip very well. I got the same treatment @ DandyDans. I used to frequent all clubs often back then and was never told I couldnt enter without a companion. I think the Russians that bought the Paper Tiger have more invested in the 3 large greenhouses in the back. The smell of weed was very obvious last time I stopped there. <Sigh>....I will miss that little dive, but not as much as Boogie Down!

PEACE EVERYONE

The New 2020 Ford Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

I see on average 3 gentlemen a week. I don't have a clock in my playroom. I ask my gentlemen to leave their phones in another room, as do I. (I hate folks on the phone during our time.) I don't use playlists to gauge time either. If they need to shower before, after or both , I just tend to be a little more generous with my time, may even join them in the outbound shower. A lot of times, I don't realize how much time has gone by myself. I don't like being rushed and I imagine most clients do not also. Some gentlemen need a little extra encouragement and I feel rushing things in that department never ends with satisfying results. Over the years, this approach in my profession has allowed me to develop a very long and loyal group of regular gentlemen who just like to let the good times roll along with me.

I do trades with my mobile chiropractor, but hes been adjusting me for 25 years. After my hip replacements and I hadn't been working for months, I asked if he would be interested and he immediately accepted. But I wouldn't ask a provider you've never met and who does not know you from Adam. Comes across kinda tacky. Same kinda thing when I get offers for photo shoot trades. Professional courtesy is usually only exchanged between two parties that have at least a little bit of history.

Cant we please have a Wyoming listing section? Its close by and quite frankly a gold mine of opportunities, especially this time of year. Same for NorthEast Colorado and Eastern Slope

You will never know how vulnerable you can feel until some cowardly sociopath hiding behind multiple VoIP numbers calls & texts vulgar messages & contacts every member of your family and outs you. This is happening to me now and I will never be the same. So, like Alex said above, be careful what you wish for. I wish I could feel 'left out' right now. His day will come though. That, I can guarantee. I am, if anything, a very determined and resourceful mole. Until then, I am constantly looking over my shoulder and hoping I get to use the piece that I now carry on me everywhere I go.

While a lady my exercise to strengthen & gain some control of the appropriate muscles, from what I recall it is the gentleman’s ‘skill’ which entices her to use them. 😙 ^^^^^^^ What Bit Banger said ^^^^^^^ A gentlemans technique is paramount for both The Firm Handshake and my Very Wet Happy Ending as well.

Worth repeating

We do not grow up, just get big. In a perfect world.

What she said!

FIV to me stands for FIST in Vjayjay. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

there is no such thing as 'gentle FIV' ...........Im sorry. Help me out here ladies.....please